Enter Equestria

by ThatGuyWithTheFimFiction

Chapter 24: Swarm Of The Century

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I woke up right next to Zecora.

"Good morning Dill, how did you sleep?" She asked.

"It was a good nap, but now, I should head to PonyVille." I replied, she frowned.

"Its so sad to see a good friend leave, do you want some breakfast before you go?" She asked, my stomach growled.

"That answer your question?" I asked her, she laughed.

So, after a nice chat over some tea and toast, I left her place.

"See ya Zecora." I called.

"Bye Dill." She replied, before heading inside.

After a while, I made it to PonyVille, and saw a ball of Parasprites heading my way.

"THIS episode." I said sadly.

I took a big breath in, then exhaled, freezing the giant ball of Parasprites in its tracks.

I ventured into PonyVile, and saw the Main Six.

"Hey guys, I almost got hit by a giant ball of Parasprites, so how have your lives been." I asked casually.

Surprisingly, Flutters picked me up.

"Oh you poor thing, we didn't mean to, are you alright?" She asked, I smiled.

"I'm fine, I froze them in there tracks, they shouldn't be going anywhere anytime so-" I was cut off as a swarm of Parasprites picked me up, and tossed me right next to the music store a couple blocks away.

"Ugh, I should watch my words." I said to myself.

I looked up to see a grey Earth pony mare, with a black mane, a pink bow-tie and a pink music note Cutie Mark, holding her hoof out.

It was Octavia.

"Oh my goodness, Dylan, are you alright?" She asked, I took her hoof, pulled myself up to my feet, dusting off and smiled.

"Of course, just got thrown from the entrance of the Everfree to here, I'm fine, tell me though, why are their 2 of you." I asked the 'two' of them, she giggled.

"Oh Dylan, always so funny, your fall must of made your vision double." She replied, I nodded.

I shook my head a few times, and there was only 1 Octavia.

"Alright, so, there is a BIG bunch of Parasprites flying around, eating all of the food in PonyVille, I'm gonna need a all of these items." I said, getting a list of instruments out of a bush (Pinkie.) and handed it to her.

"That's a lot of items, why ever do you need these many instruments, I didn't even know you could play instruments." She replied.

"I'll explain later, and I've been playing ALL of these instruments since I was, like, 10." I lied, I didn't really know how, but I bet I could get a power that allows me to.

After 5 minutes, I got all of the instruments I needed.

"That will be, 1000 bits, please." She said with a smile, I returned it.

I slid my wallet out of my pocket and was about to open it, when I realized that I didn't have their currency.

I was about to put my wallet back, when I heard a jingle come from my wallet. I didn't remember having change.

I opened it, and to my shock, I saw that all of my money, was now bits. It seemed that with a 100 dollar bill, I got 100 bits.

I had over 10,000 dollars with me.

Octavia's eyes went wide at my bits.

"H-how did you EVER make THAT much money?" She asked.

"Well, I had over 10,000 dollars, my currency, in my wallet, and it just converted in bits." I replied, her jaw dropped to the ground, cartoon logic.

"That's AMAZING, it must be great to be a new creatu-" She quickly put her hoof over her mouth to stop her from finishing the word creature. "Not that your weird or anything, I mean creature as in, uh, uh . . . HEY, didn't you say that you knew how to play ALL of these instruments." She said changing the subject.

I acted mad.

"I would show you, but I'm OFFENDED at what you called me, for shame." I said, giving a over dramatic "Hmph." She was depressed. I couldn't help but chuckle and mess up her mane. "I'm just kidding you big softy, I'm not mad, I'll show you." I said with a smile.

She smiled for a bit, then frowned.

"Well now I'M offended, playing such a tri-" I cut her off as I hugged her.

"That make you feel better?" I asked, she giggled.

"Yes, now, let me see you play ALL of these instruments." She said with a smile.

I made a new power that allowed me to play each of those instruments, nothing major, but enough to make her applaud.

"Thank you, I'll be here for a LONG while." I said bowing.

"That was amazing, now, can you sing?" She asked, I took a step back.

"Whoa there, everyone on my planet says I can sing amazingly, but I don't think so." I said to her, she pushed me toward a microphone.

"Sing." She said sternly.

"No." I replied.

"Sing."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"HA!" She exclaimed, my trick didn't work.

"Well it appears that I should step up on my trickery, but for now, I guess, I will sing." I said with a sigh, she squealed and went upstairs for a moment, then came back down with Vinyl, who had a glass of cider with her.

"What gives Octa . . . OH, your that new creature that arrived her a while ago, now I remember." She realized, took a big gulp of the now empty cup in her magic aura, gave a big burp and tossed the glass, making it fly to the other side room and hiting the ground with a cartoonish 'SMASH.'

Octavia blushed in embarrassment at her friends behavior.

"Vinyl, at least TRY to be polite in front of him." Octavia said to her, Vinyl chuckled.

"What's wrong, am I embarrassing you in front of your, COLTFRIEND." She exclaimed with laughter.

Octavia blush was literally coming off of her.

I put on a french accent.

"No baby, I rather have you instead." I said, quickly lifting her hind hooves off the ground and her head close to it.

"R-really?" Vinyl asked with a blush, I chuckled as I put her down.

"No, I don't really want to be with anybody at the moment." I said, Octavia giggling at my show of display while Vinyl was trying to hide her growing blush at the way I treated her, failing at it.

"Alright." Octavia said after the giggles have stopped. "Lets here you sing." She said, both Octavia and Vinyl siting.

I made a new power to allow me to make invisible clones, after that, I had to explain to them of what I could do.

I coughed, closed my eyes to imagine myself alone and began to sing.

FUN: SOME NIGHTS

Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck

Some nights I call it a draw

Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle

Some nights I wish they'd just fall off

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost

Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for oh

Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)

Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)

Most nights I don't know anymore...

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?

Why don't we break the rules already?

I was never one to believe the hype

Save that for the black and white

I try twice as hard and I'm half as liked,

But here they come again to jack my style

That's alright (that's alright)

I found a martyr in my bed tonight

She stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I am

Oh, who am I? Mmm... Mmm...

Well, some nights I wish that this all would end

'Cause I could use some friends for a change.

And some nights I'm scared you'll forget me again

Some nights I always win, I always win...

But I still wake up, I still see your ghost

Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure what I stand for, oh

Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)

Whoa oh oh (What do I stand for?)

Most nights I don't know... (oh, come on)

So this is it. I sold my soul for this?

Washed my hands of that for this?

I miss my mom and dad for this?

(Come on)

No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that's all they are

When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on.

Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on!

Well, that is it guys, that is all - five minutes in and I'm bored again

Ten years of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands

This one is not for the folks at home;

Sorry to leave, mom, I had to go

Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun?

My heart is breaking for my sister and the con that she call "love"

When I look into my nephew's eyes...

Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from...

Some terrible nights... ah...

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

The other night you wouldn't believe the dream I just had about you and me

I called you up but we'd both agree

It's for the best you didn't listen

It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...

It's for the best you didn't listen

It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...


Once I finished singing, I opened my eyes to see a pair of big grinned mares.

"So, what do you guys think?" I asked.

"That. Was. AMAZING. THAT WAS THE BEST VOICE I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE, AND I'VE HEARD MANY!" Vinyl exclaimed giving me a big hug.

"I agree with Vinyl, for once, It was spectacular, you have an amazing voice Dylan."  Octavia exclaimed, giving me a big hug as well, I smiled.

"Thank you, now, I've some Parasprites to stop." I said to them, walking out the door.

I went outside to find Pinkie leading the Parasprites to the forest.

"Guess I don't need these." I said to myself, tossing them into a near by dumpster and walking home for the night.

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