Enter Equestria

Before I start, I would like to say that I got free time before I get back to my school work, so, I decided to make a few chapters for you guys, because I love you all, especially you, yeah you, you know who I'm talking about, but if you don't everyone assume I was talking to you guys. (See you tonight real person I'm talking about).

I woke up shivering.

I opened my eyes and looked out the window. Snow.

I don't mind snow, but I just didn't like the episode.

"Ugh, I'm going back to be-" I was cut off as something smashed through my roof, and landed on my bedroom floor.

Rainbow Dash.

"Ugh, oh, sorry about that Dill, I couldn't see anything, Spike threw a snowball, and it covered my face." She said shaking off the snow and pieces of wood, I frowned.

"D-d-d-do me a f-f-f-favor D-d-d-dash, d-d-ddunk Spike into f-f-f-freezing cold w-w-w-water." I said, shivering like mad.

"Will do." She said, zooming off. Man I love her.

I decided to try out a new power.

I thought of a way to summon to me or create something.

My whole body began to pain, but like always, it subdued.

I closed my eyes, put my hand out, and thought of a bundle of wood that would fit exactly into the hole, and it would magically stick.

After a few seconds, I felt weight in my hand, I opened my eyes, and there it was, I smiled.

"Perfect." I said to myself, as I placed it into the hole.

I went back into bed . . . only for something else to crash through my roof.

I looked at it.

Derpy Hooves.

"Ugh, oh, sorry Dill, didn't mean to." She said in her Derpy but cute voice, I could tell a snowball didn't make her crash into my roof.

"Its alright." I said, fixing the hole, she smiled.

"Wow, usually ponies are mad at me when I break stuff." She said sadly.

"Who could be made at a cute, Derpy, muffin lovin' pegasus as yourself?" I asked her, she smiled again, WAY bigger, Pinkie would be jealous.

"You think I'm cute?" She asked, with a blush, I picked her up bridle style.

"Cute as a button, your eyes are nice and beautiful." I said to her, she blushed more and hugged me.

"No pony has ever said such nice things to me, especially about my eyes." She said with a bigger grin.

"Well, I just did." I said. I put a hand behind my back, and summoned a certain treat for her. "Now, who wants a fresh out of the oven . . ." I pulled my hand back in front of her. "MUFFIN!" I exclaimed.

She jumped out of my arms, sat on the ground, and stuck her tongue out like a dog, making quick pants.

"You want the muffin girl?" I asked her as I pulled the muffin up higher, she jumped for it a few times, but couldn't get it.

"GO GET IT!" I shouted as I tossed it on my bed.

She zoomed off to my bed, Rainbow Dash speed, and ate the muffin in two seconds.

She let out a satisfied moan, I laughed.

"Did you just get an orgasm?" I asked her, she giggled.

"Who wouldn't get one, that muffin was, ORGASMIC!" She exclaimed, falling back onto my bed.

"FINALLY, somepony with my type of humor, everypony here has boring humor, your my second favorite pony." I said, hugging her.

"Second?" She asked, pretending to cry.

"Luna's my favorite, Her nights are . . . ORGASMIC!" I exclaimed, falling back onto my bed.

She giggled.

"Well, I think I should go now." She said, I chuckled.

"Don't eat TOO many orgasmic muffins, people will think your weird." I said, she smiled.

"Goodbye." She said, as she opened my window.

"Bye" I said back.

She jumped out, but didn't fly.

She did one flap, that's when I heard a sickening snap, and she fell and rolled down my hill.

I ran outside to find her slowly getting up, she looked awful.

Her right wing was at an angle, she had a black eye, she had cuts and bruises all over her body, her hair was messier then usual, and to top it off, she had bits and pieces of her coat gone.

"HOLY SHIT!" I exclaimed, putting her on my back, and running inside,

After a half hour of bandaging and cleaning her up, I set Derpy down in my bed.

"Derpy, what happened?" I asked her calmly.

"I was gonna fly out your window like you saw, but my wing was in pain the first flap I did." She said weakly, I frowned.

"You must of broke it when you crashed through my roof." I said.

"How long do you think it will be until I'm better?" She asked.

"Maybe two weeks." I answered, she smiled.

"Well at least I'm here with you." She said, giving me a weak hug.

"Alright, if you need anything, I'll be downstairs." I said, walking toward the stairs.

"WAIT!" She shouted, I turned to her. "C-can you stay in here with me." She said, slowly moving to the left side of my bed to make room for me, I smiled.

"Sure." I said, lying down next to her.

After a while of laying there in silence, she broke it.

"Dill?"

"Yes?" I asked.

"Thank's for patching me up and letting me stay." She said, giving me a kiss on the cheek.

I smiled.

"No problem." I replied.

She wrapped her hooves around me, and in a few seconds, she started to quietly snore.

A while after, I fell asleep.