Enter Equestria

I was now in Ponyville, hiding, of course. Didn't want to cause such a panic.

Objective #1: Find out what episode I'm on. (If I'm even on an episode).

"Now that I have an objective, lets complete it, probably one of the most important objectives". I thought to myself.

So, I snuck threw Town like a bad-ass ninja, looking for clues of what episode I may be on.

After a half hour searching for clues, and being a ninja, I found nothing, and I was jumping from building to building too, so I had a good vantage point of seeing hints.

I was about to give up, when I heard a big gasp.

Thinking I just been seen, I hid behind apart of the building I was on. But I was wrong, they didn't see me. I looked, and saw a puff of smoke where the Mare was, the puff of smoke was the outline of 1 of the characters from the show, It was an outline of, Pinkie Pie. And right next to the puff of smoke was a certain, confused, lavender unicorn, with a purple mane, and a pink highlight in her mane, and her purple and green, reptile assistant. It was, Twilight Sparkle, and Spike the baby dragon.

"So I'm on episode 1, huh, well lets go down and make an introduction". I said to myself, before jumping off the building, doing a roll when I land, and turning around to a more shocked, Twilight and Spike.

"Yo". I simply said.

Of course I got the reaction that I was expecting. They both screamed, and hid behind a nearby hay bail.

"Yep, that's what I expected". I said to them.

"What is that thing Twilight?" Spike whispered, loud enough for me to hear.

"I don't know Spike, he isn't in any of the books I read." She whispered back to him.

"You know I can hear you, with my HUMAN ears."

"Y-you can talk." She asked me.

"Yes, somehow I speak equestrian, even though I'm not from here." I replied.

"So, judging by how you said HUMAN ears, your species are known as, Human?" She questioned.

"Right on the nose" I said, poking her nose, she recoiled at first, but she realized I was just poking her.

"So where did you come from?" She asked.

"Well Twilight, my name is Dylan Hunt, or Dill, whatever you prefer, I come from a planet called Earth."

She jumped when I said her name. "How do you know my name?"

"I will explain later, right now, I need to talk to Celestia, about how I got here."

"Well, she is busy right now, so I guess you will have to follow me around town until she is available." She said, being cautious not to sound rude, so I don't "Destroy" her, or there planet.

"Ok, by the way, the pink Mare you just met was Pinkie Pie, she gasped and ran away, because your new in Town, she is planning on throwing you a "Welcome To PonyVille", Party.

"Great, because I LOVE parties." She said, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Not much of a party person myself, but Pinkie's parties are suppose to be the best parties ever."

"Alright, so you don't seem to be such a bad dude, I'm Spi-"

I cut him off. "Your Spike, Twilight Sparkles #1 assistant, and you really, along with Celestia and me, want Twilight to make friends, instead of staying inside all day."

His jaw dropped once I said his name was Spike. "Ha, here that Twilight, even a creature from another planet says you need to go outside more often, no offence for calling you a creature, Dill."

"No problem Spike, If I didn't know you myself, I would call you a freaky alien too."

"Alright, we are behind schedule, we need to check up o-." I cut her off again.

"You need to check on food preparations, I know, lets go to Sweet Apple Acres."

"Ok, that's just freaky, predicting the future." She said.

"No prediction, I know what will happen, but I won't spoil too much" I replied.

"Alright, but you can't guess what we will do aft-."

"We will check on the weather next." I said, cutting her off.

"Alright, enough of that, we are behind schedule, lets head off."