Enter Equestria

10 minutes later, we arrived at Sweet Apple Acres.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle."

"Hello Twilight, my name is Apple Jack, glad to meet you."  The orange cowpony, Apple Jack, said, shaking Twilight's hoof really hard, so even when Apple Jack stopped shaking her hoof, Twilight's hoof was still shaking.

"Alright Apple Jack, before we start, I'm going to introduce you to a creature from another planet, Dylan!" She called to me.

I walked from behind behind a tree. "Yo, whatup." I said casually.

"Mah, aren't you a strange critter, where did yah come from?" She asked

"I'm a human, and I come from a planet called Earth."

She went to shake my hand for a good handshake, but I met her hoof most of the way and shook more powerfully then she did with Twilight.

"Wow, you are a strong critter too." She said, her hoof still shaking, but being a tough Mare as herself, her voice didn't vibrate when she talked.

"Well I work out from time to time, enough about me, me and Twilight Sparkle are here to check out the food situation." I said

"Well why didn't you say so." She went up to a triangle, and rang it, while yelling "SOUPS ON!!!".

In 10 seconds flat, we were at a table near the barn, wisked away by the apple family.

After 5 minutes of Twilight's mouth being stuffed with apple related food, she spit out the rest of the food that was left in her mouth, saying we were behind schedule.

"Aren't ya gonna stay fur brunch." AppleJacks little sister, AppleBloom, said with Puppy Dog eyes.

"Sorry, but we're behind schedule." Twilight said, which caused all of the apple family and me to awe.

Me being the hungry man I am, wanted to stay, so I put on my best Puppy Dog face I could do, which caused Twilight to let out an "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".

So we eventually got to stay.

A half hour later, Twilight's belly wasn't as big as it was in the show, and she wasn't groaning, because like I said, I was hungry, So I ate most of the food, which made Twilight happy she didn't get stomach sick.

"Alright, next is weather patrol." I said.

All of a sudden I hear a loud shout from somepony, (Nailed the word).

"LOOK OUT BELOW." I heard, I new who it was, but she was going to fast for my liking, I couldn't move out of the way quick enough, so I braised for impact . . . Which never came.

I looked up and saw Rainbow still flying toward me, but she was, for once in her life . . . Slow.  She was at least 10 feet away from me.

"Thanks Twilight, that would of hurt if she crashed into me." I waited for a reply, but there was none. Not a sound, I looked over at Twilight, and saw here slowly moving her head in all directions, like she was still looking for the pony who shouted that.

"Am I in slow motion." I asked myself. I looked at Rainbow Dash, then at Twilight, then at me, to see if I could find a glow from a horn, but there was none.

"Did I gain slow motion ability?" I asked myself. Maybe it only works if I'm about to get hurt.

So I tested my theory, I moved.

Sure enough, time went back to normal.

Rainbow crashed into Twilight, and the scene plays out, until she clears the clouds out of the sky.

Shes laughing at the looks on there faces from seeing how fast she could get rid of the clouds.

"You should see the looks on your fac-.

She was cut off when she backed into me, though it was a light bump, so no falling, no hurting my pride this time.

She turned to face me, about to say something like, 'Watch where your walking'.

But when she saw me, the look on her face was priceless.

"AH, MONSTER." She shouted, before hiding behind Twilight.

I imitated her "Hahahahahaha, You should see the look on your face, PRICELESS!" I exclaimed.

Twilight and Spike fell down laughing, while Dash looked annoyed.

"Well if you think that's funny, get a load of this . . . whats your name?" She asked.

"I'm Dylan, I'm a Human, and I come from the planet, Earth." I explained.

"Ok, anyway, get a load of this." She exclaimed, flying off 4 yards away (12 feet).

Then she zoomed toward me lightning fast.

I just stood there, acting I like I didn't care.

11 Feet

"So hows your day been Twilight?" I asked casually, while she and Spike looked worried about me.

10 Feet

And of course, Slow motion time.

She was zooming 1 inch per minute.

I just walked off. Time went normal and she went into the ground.

"Ugh, How did you dodge me so fast?" She asked really confused.

"Your guess is as good as mind, but as Sonic the hedgehog, fastest thing alive would say." I said this next part running in place.

"YOUR TOO SLOOOOOW!"

This got her pissed, she went to buck, but slow mode happened and I dodged with no problem.

"Whats wrong, losing speed Dashie?" I asked with a smug  smile.

She was now full caps rage

"I'M NEVER GONNA LOSE SPEED!!!" She yelled.

She threw the hoof equivalent of punches at me, but dodged.

"Like A Boss!" I exclaimed.

She had flames coming out of her nose instead of the cartoonish steam.

The more I dodged, the more angry she got, the more angry she got, the more tired she got, until finally, she fell on the ground, flat on her stomach, picking up a white flag out of nowhere and started to wave it.

"No more, for once something is actually faster then me."

"Don't worry, you still got the title of 'Fastest pegasus in Equestria'. I said smiling, which she returned.

"But I'll get faster, so watch your back." She gave me glare, which said I mean it, but in a friendly way as well.

After that, she took off.

"Uh, what just happened?" Asked Twilight, still shocked I just beat the fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria

"Simple, me and Rainbow went from hating each other, to being friends."

"Ok, onward to Rarity's."