Enter Equestria

Before we start this chapter, I would just like to say, I'm sorry.

Sorry that there haven't been any new chapters later.

I promised myself that I wouldn't be like any other writer, that it won't take me 6 years for 1 chapter.

So, now that that is out of the way, lets continue with our THIRTIETH CHAPTER, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sorry, got excited there.

Anyway, lets have a go at it.

I woke up the next day, as normal. I looked up and saw that my room was not filled with ponies, well, except for two.

Why I say two, not one, well no reason, except for the fact that Derpy and Pinkie were holding onto both my arms, pining me down, it was kinda hard to look around.

I noticed that Pinkie was shaking violently, her hair was straight, and she was mumbling 'NO'.

"Pinkie?" I said, shaking her a bit.

Nothing.

I shook her a bit harder.

Nothing.

I was shaking her HARD now.

Nothing.

I couldn't take it anymore.

I slapped her.

Her head shot up, and she began to cry as she buried her head into my chest, her crying was enough to wake Derpy up.

"What's wrong with her?" Derpy asked tiredly, still holding onto my arm.

"Ahem." I said, shaking my arm a bit.

She quickly let go.

"Sorry." She said.

"I think she had a nightmare, of the SCP mod I showed you guys last night." I said, Pinkie slowly nodded into my chest.

"I-i-i-i-it was awful, every time Rainbow Dash b-b-b-blinked, I got c-c-closer, I couldn't control myself, the more I got closer, the more my arms would r-r-r-raise, until finally, when I was close enough, I snapped her neahhhhhhhhhhhck." She began sobbing again.

I looked over at Derpy, who had the same expression on her face.

Sadness.

"Pinkie, Rainbow is still alive." I said. "In fact, she and AppleJack are doing different competitions to see who is 'The Iron Pony', I think they would need two announcers to give it more action, you would be perfect." I said, her hair inflated, and her smile grew huge.

"YOUR RIGHT DILL, I WOULD BE PERFECT FOR A ANNOUNCER." She said in a announcers voice, before she zoomed off, two seconds later, she zoomed back in. "You said two, who's the other." She asked.

"Spike." I said

"Ok, SEE YA DILL, AND THANKS FOR CHEERING ME UP!" She said, giving me a smooch on the cheek, before zooming off.

"Awwww, that was sweet." Derpy said.

"I know, how awesome can I be?" I asked.

She hit me with a pillow, before going back to sleep.

I got out of bed, got dressed, then went out.

I arrived at the 'Running of the Leaves'.

I walked over to Twilight.

"Hello Dill." Twilight said to me.

"Hello." I said, conjuring a random number, putting it on my chest.

I looked over at Rainbow and AppleJack. Aj looked happy, while Rainbow looked shocked.

"Oh COME ON, DILL IS HERE, THERE'S NO POINT IN RACING NOW, HE'S GONNA BEAT US EASILY!" Rainbow shouted.

"Not today, Drama Queen, I'm not gonna use any powers in this race, instead, I'm gonna walk with Twilight, talk with her, get to know her a little more." I said.

Twilight walked up beside me to prove my point, they laughed when they saw Twilight.

"TWILIGHT, HAHAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS, TWILIGHT, IN A RACE FOR ATHLETIC PONIES, PAHLEASE!" She said, laughing, my ears hurt because of how loud she was.

"Whoa, turn your Caps Lock off, Twilight may be a book worm, but, I LOVE books too, do I look like a book worm to you?" I asked, Rainbows jaw dropped.

"Y-your an egghead, b-but, your SO cool, you have awesome powers, your funny, and you know how to pull pranks." She said, shocked.

"Well, they aren't educational books, but they are good either way, you'd be surprised how good books are." I said, Rainbow Dash just fainted, but she jumped up once Pinkie came on the mic.

"Alright everypony, lets get this started!" She shouted.

I saw Spike in the balloon with Pinkie, he was Glaring at me.

I mouth the words 'Sorry' to him, he just went back to the microphone.

Twilight saw that Spike was mad.

"What's wrong with him?" She asked.

"I told Pinkie that she should get a job as an announcer, Spike is not happy about it, because, you know, she's kinda, sorta, loud as hell." I said calmly.

"I would be mad at you to." She deadpanned, I nodded.

"3, 2, 1, GO!" Pinkie exclaimed, and as soon as she said 'GO', the racers zoomed off, except for me and Twilight, who just walked.

"So, Dill, how's your stay been in PonyVille?" Twilight asked.

"Its been good, I have a bunch of friends, I helped defeat Nightmare Moon, me Luna and Celestia got drunk, its been nice." I answered, Twilight froze.

"What was that last part?" She asked.

"Oh, me and the princesses were drinking what we thought was champagne, but Prince Bloodblood switched the labels, so it was really Vodka." I answered.

Twilight began to walk again.

"So, you and the princesses hung out together, if I were you, I would feel honored if I were you." She said.

"Eh, I've gotten drunk with a princess before." I said casually, Twilight's jaw dropped.

"Really?" She asked.

"Of course not, this is my first adventure, this might be my last adventure, right?" I asked, as me and Twilight slowly turned our heads toward YOU guys.

"Ouch!" We heard Pinkie exclaim, we looked over to Pinkie, who was holding onto her chest.

"What's wrong Pinkie." Twilight asked.

"I think someone just broke the forth wall, my chest hurts." She said.

"Pinkie Sense?" I asked, she nodded, before floating back to the front of the race.

"Lets not brake the forth wall again, agreed?" I asked, holding out my hand, she shook it.

"Agreed."

"Now lets see, do you want to here more about my world?" I asked, she nodded, before pulling out a quill and paper.

"Now, lets begin, I already told about what my planet was called, and explain what an iPod can do, I think I should tell you about the countries and population, now here on my iPod." I said, searching up world population clock. "Is what the population is doing, as you can see, a lot of death, more people being born then death, over 7 billion people in our world, now, I live in a country called Canada, basically, the second richest country in the world, America in first place, I grew up in a town named Glovertown, ever since I was born, to a few weeks ago, where I came here, now, we don't technically have a ruler, but there is a God, well, most people believe in him, but I won't go into religion right now, we don't control the weather, like the Everfree forest, the weather moves on its own, and we don't control the Sun or the Moon, Earth goes around the Sun, while the Moon goes around Earth, just like here, there are criminals, but there are a lot more criminals then here, and more dangerous too, we have metal carriages called Cars, except, there are no ponies pulling them, and no, no magic either, technology, this next part MAY sound ridiculous, but there are people called astronauts, who were sent to the moon." I said, Twilight gasped.

"Were Astronauts a gang who caused so much trouble, were banished to the moon?" Twilight asked.

"No, for exploration, you see there are a lot of curious people out there, some who want to know what's on the moon, others, like kids, getting porno magazines, teenagers trying drugs, even some people who would try killing other people, you see, our planet is messed up, but good at the same time, like yin and yang, there NEEDS to be balance, Balance, chaos, good, bad, there are opposites out there, God, Satan, Jesus Christ, the Anti Christ, left, right, up down, stuff like that, if there was no balance, we'd be doomed, if there was no balance, there would be chaos, no chaos, people would be so good, they might go insane, my point is, there needs to be a yin and yang out there, if not, were fucked." I said simply.

While talking, I managed to stare off into space, and didn't notice Twilight not writing anything.

"Twilight, you didn't write anything." I said, snapping out of my state.

"I didn't write anything, because I wanted my full attention on you, who needs to write this down, its so simple, we NEED balance." She said, I smiled.

"Now, lets focus on the race . . . HEY there's the finish line." I said.

We saw every racer panting and gasping OUTSIDE of the finish, they didn't cross, they were too tired.

Me and Twilight walked up to the finish.

"So, who's going to win?" She asked.

"Ladies first." I said, pointing toward the finish.

"No Dill, you cross, you deserve it, you taught me something important, it shouldn't always be nice, it should have some evil now and again." She said.

I smiled, I remembered a certain Princess being here.

"Twilight, did you know that Celestia is here?" I asked her, pointing toward the White Alicorn, talking with a guard.

As soon as she saw the Princess, she zoomed through the tape.

"THE WINNER IS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" Spike called out through the mic, everypony in the audience cheered, the princess looked over at Twilight and me.

"Well Well Twilight, I thought you would be at home studying." Celestia said.

"No Princess, I went, but I walked the entire way, talking with Dill, who taught me a lesson about balance." Twilight said, pointing to me, I waved to them, my silver metal clinking in the process, then jogged over.

"Well Dill, Twilight said that you taught her a lesson about balance." Celestia said, I nodded.

"I taught her that there needs to be balance everywhere, if there was no balance, it would be chaotic, if there was no chaos, ponies and people would go insane because of the happiness, like Pinkie." I said, pointing toward the pink mare, shoving different kinds of cake down Spike's throat.

The princess smiled "Haha, anyway, what you have taught Twilight was important, there NEEDS to be balance." Celestia said. "Now Dill, I have a job for you, Twilight, this is private, could you please let me and Dill be alone?" The princess asked.

Twilight obliged, and walked away.

"Dill, this is very important." She said.

"Ok, what is it." I asked.

"I need you, to awaken Discord, I have news for him, news that I need to tell him in person, not in the dream land." She said.

"Alright, what's the news?" I asked.

She sighed. "Dill, you can't tell ANYpony, understand, not even my sister knows." She said.

"Alright, I promise, so, what is it." I asked.

"Dill, I'm pregnant."