Enter Equestria

I woke up to the sound of knocking.

"Who could thaaaaaat be?" I asked in an obvious lying tone, but since it was a cartoon, she bought it.

"I don't know." She answered, her Derpy voice added on to it, so it made me want to facepalm.

"I'll get it, you lazy bones." I said, heading for the stairs.

She coughed before I could make it, I looked over at her, she was pointing to her nearly healed, but still in bad shape condition.

"Oh right, not lazy, but is a giant wimp and doesn't know how to punch pain in the face." I said, imitating something Markiplier would say, she responded by throwing a pillow at me, but just to make her feel better, I let it hit me.

So, I went down the stairs, and opened the door.

"Ah, good morning Dylan, we have been sent to bring you to Canterlot, so you can, ugh, wake up Discord." He said, gagging before he said 'wake up Discord'.

"Sure, lets go." I replied.

So we headed toward the chariot, we were half way there, when I felt a breeze, I looked down, and saw that I had nothing but underwear and shoes on.

"Eh." I shrugged, and continued to walk.

Shining opened the chariot door to allow me to get in.

I looked in, to see DayBreeze on the opposite side of the seat.

She smiled when she saw me.

"Yo whatup." She said, I smiled.

"Well, Yo whatup to you to." I replied.

After a nice conversation with DayBreeze, we made it to Canterlot.

We all stepped out of the chariot, I looked at the entrance of the castle, and saw the princesses exiting the castle.

"Good morning Dylan, are you ready?" Celestia asked, I smiled.

"As ready as I'll ever be." I replied.

"Dylan, have you had anything to eat?" Luna asked.

"No, but, I don't like the things you guys have to eat in this world, I'm not exactly a herbivore." I answered.

"So your a carnivore?" DayBreeze asked, slowly withdrawing her sword.

"No, I'm a omnivore, I eat meat, fruits, and vegetables, never horse meat, well, in this case, Unicorn, Pegasus, and Normal pony meat, that doesn't sound good." I answered.

"Hey, I'm sure I taste great." Daybreeze said, offended, I smiled.

"I'm sure you do." I replied, winking at her.

She backed away from everyone, blushing, while the other guards were snickering, even Luna had her mouth covered by her hoof.

"Well Breeze, you walked into that one." Shining said.

"I guess I did." She answered.

"So anyway, I am hungry, but you see, I'm kinda craving meat right now." I said.

"Your craving it?" Luna asked.

"Yes, be right back." I answered, flying to the top of the castle.

Once I made it to the top, I conjured a pork chop, and ate it as fast as Steve does in Minecraft, then went back down to them.

"That was good." I said.

"That was fast" Luna said.

"I'm a fast eater." I replied. "Now, lets go." I said.

After a short walk, we made it to the garden, where Discord's statue lay.

"Whoa, he seems pretty happy." I said, pointing at his statue.

"Yes, he was a fool, and thought the Elements weren't going to work, so he started to laugh at us." Celestia answered.

"So, how do I do this?" I asked.

"In order for this to work, the Harmony Angel, that's you, has to cause some chaos." Celestia said, I gave them a confused look.

"But, uh, you guys do know me, right, that's all I ever do." I said.

"It isn't enough though." Celestia answered.

I began to laugh maniacally, everyone backed away slowly.

"Uh, Dill?" DayBreeze whimpered out, I ignored her.

"Cause more chaos, huh?" I asked.

"Luna, what have I done?" Celestia asked Luna.

I turned to face the princesses, put two hands behind my back, summoned two pies, and teleported behind them.

"Where'd he go?" Celestia asked.

"Right here." I said, they turned, and I smashed the pies right in their face.

I looked at the statue, and saw a medium sized crack in it.

I teleported above DayBreeze, summoned two bags full of flour and sugar, and dumped them on her.

I looked at the statue, everywhere on the statue had a crack on it.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dylan, kick my flank." Luna said, raising it high in the air.

"With pleasure."" I said, turning my shoe into a metal shoe.

"Oh no." Luna said, bracing herself.

I flew at a almost sound breaking speed, brought back my foot, and . . .

WONK!

Luna was sent flying, right into the castle wall.

I started to laugh maniacally again.

"Come on Discord, come on out and play." I said with a big smile.

The ground started to shake, Luna got up, and ran to hide behind her sister

The statue started to crumble, bits and pieces fell off the statue.

After a minute, the ground stopped shaking, and all the pieces fell off.

There, in place of the statue, was Discord.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"