Chapter 32: Showing Them Brony Items

"Who's the fool that released me from this stone prison?" Discord asked.

I coughed.

"OH, Dill, how's it going bu-, OH, what's with the new fashion sense?" He asked.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Your in your underwear." He deadpanned.

"So?, nopony wears clothing, besides, I forgot to get dressed." I said, he just smiled.

"Well, you know what they say, rock out with your co-" He was cut off by Breeze.

"Uh, Dill, you know him?" She asked.

"Know him, hes my best friend, he loves chaos, he LIKES my humor, he likes what's in my mind, he doesn't get mad at me when I'm too chaotic, what's a better friend than that?" I asked.

"Well, here in Equestria, all our friends don't cause destruction, or chaos, we smile, play, dance, sing, celebrate things, stuff like that, wait, I just thought of something, if you like chaos, and we love balance, why are you friends with us?" Breeze asked.

"First of all, I'm not chaotic ALL the time, second of all, I don't think I want to be enemies with a princess who, banished her sister to the moon, put a guy in stone, and put a King in a hole, maybe be able to do three, banish me in a stone prison, and put me in a hole on the moon, even if I CAN take her down with my power, man, I just realized that the princess had a rough time 1,000 years ago." I answered.

"Alright everyone, I will tell you all my Big News at dinner, which should be ready now." Celestia said, Discord looked confused.

"Big News, what do you mean?" Discord asked.

"Well, its News, that's very Big, and it involves you, like a lot." I answered.

So, we all started to head to the dining room, I was in the back, when Luna started to walk backwards towards me.

"Hey, um, Dill, Discord said that your in your underwear, what's that?" She asked.

"Underwear is something that we humans wear under our clothes, because, we don't have things that help us hide our, uh, private parts like Stallions do." I answered, she nodded.

"So, under there, is your . . ."

"Yes, it is." I answered.

"Good to know." She said.

I found that conversation weird, but what REALLY unnerved me, was that I saw a smile grow on Luna's face, as her eyes kept locked on my 'Target.'

What was she up to, find out next time on, Pony Ball Z. (Ok, I'm not really ending the chapter there, but hey, someone make Pony Ball Z happen).

So we all went into the dining room eventually, even though I ate, I was still hungry, and even though they didn't like it, they got me more meat.

Being the Energy Drink loving and Pony loving guy I was, I summoned a Rainbow Dash Energy Drink (Yes they make those).

Celestia looked at it funny.

"Uh, Dylan, why does your drink have a picture of The Element of Loyalty on it?" She asked.

"Well, I WAS gonna tell you about it later, but, why not." I said, Everyone looked at me.

I coughed.

"So, I have a picture of Rainbow Dash on it, because, I am a Brony, a Brony is someone who is fascinated with you guys, there are people who like different ponies, like my favorite pony is Luna, some people like Celestia, or Twilight, or Applejack, or ANYONE in Equestria, there are people who like the villiains, like Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, or even Sombra, if you were a guy and you liked the ponies, you were a Brony, if you were a girl, you were a Pega-Sister, we made lots of everyday materials into Brony related stuff, shirts, drinks, even posters, fanfictions." I explained.

"Fanfictions?" Celestia asked.

"Yes, Fanfictions, people of the Fandom would write stories of your lives, make up their own adventures of your lives, some were funny, some were well done, some were epic, some were dark and gory, and some, ugh, clopfics." I said, gagging a little.

"Clopfics?" Luna asked.

"Yes, Clopfics, Clopfics are stories that cloppers would write, cloppers were Bronies who, ugh, masturbated to you guys." I said.

"They what?" Breeze asked.

"Yep, you heard me right, but not just to your normal lives, people make pictures of you guys, a lot were awesome, some were gory,  and some, clop pictures, I mean, look at this." I said, summoning a picture of Pony Porn.

Everyone stared at it.

"Is that my . . ." Luna asked.

"Am I doing that?" Shining asked.

"And why am I . . .?" Celestia asked.

I looked around the room, some were disgusted, and some were . . . aroused?

I saw Celestia smile a bit, Shining couldn't stop staring with goofy smile on his face, and Breeze, looked like she wanted to be in that picture, and Discord gave a 'Not Bad' face to Shining.

I saw Luna looking away, with a look of disgust on her face.

"If you think that's bad Luna, you should see the pictures of you and your sister." I said, summoning a picture of them, and put it on the table.

Luna looked like she wanted to throw up, that's why she's my favorite, Celestia's smile was bigger now, Shining looked like he wanted that picture hung up above his bed, and Breeze looked like . . . I'm not even gonna say what she looked like, and Discord looked like he wanted to listen to the saying 'When in doubt, whip it out'.

"Ok, ok, that's enough." I said, making the pictures disappear.

Most Aw'd, but the rest sighed with relief.

"Well that was . . . kinda of weird to show at the table, and . . . OH WHO AM I KIDDING, that was the sexiest stuff I have seen In my life, and that's a long time." Discord said, the ponies who liked it nodded their heads.

"Come on Dill, show us more." Breeze said with a crazed look in her eye.

"Yeah Dill, show us more." Shining said.

Everyone who liked it, which was most of the ponies in the room, chanted for me to show them.

Only a few of Celestia's guards and Luna said no.

I sighed. "Do I have to?" I asked, Group Y, (Y EQUALS YES), nodded

"Psssst, Dill." I heard, I looked over, to see Luna waving slightly at me.

"What?" I asked.

"After you finish showing them, ugh, pony porn, and my sister finishes her announcement, want to look at the stars and hang out together, you know, like friends." She asked, I smiled.

"I would love to." I said.

"Ok, Group Y, stay, Group N, go." I said, Group N left.

"Alright you horny bitches, you guys can keep these." I said, summoning a HUGE stack of pony porn, I could feel everyone staring at me, waiting for me to toss them.

I tossed them all in the air, and teleported outside of the room right next to Luna.

"That was quick." Luna said.

"I just tossed the pictures into the air saying that they could keep them, they disgust me." I mumbled the last bit.

"How long do we have to wait?" Luna asked.

"Well for me, two seconds, because I'm gonna make a 'Time Warping Power'." I said, Power Pain going through my entire body.

"Alright, grab my hand so we can both go farther into time." I said.

She slowly got onto her hind hooves, and put her right front hoof into my hand.

I noticed her face going red a bit.

"Hey, is it hard to stand on your hind legs, your face is getting kind of red?" I asked.

"Uh, y-yeah, that's why my face is going red, its really hard to do this." She stuttered.

"Ok, get ready." I said. "Three, two, one, go." I said, activating my power.

So after two seconds of standing still, we made it farther in time.

"Alright, everyone should all be calmed down now." I said, peeping in, sure enough, we saw the last few ponies sit down.

"Come on Group N." We heard Celestia call out.

All of Group N walked in and sat down.

"So, are you ready to tell u- UGH, what is that smell." I asked, plugging my nose.

"NOTHING!" Group N heard Group Y yell in unison.

"Ugh, masturbating, I knew that wasn't dressing coming from Shining's seat to the other end of the room." I said, Shining smiled sheepishly.

"What can I say, Stallions have a far range." He said, I just facepalmed.

"Didn't need to know that." I said.

"And what's with the water dripping from Breeze's seat." Luna asked.

"ALRIGHT, Celestia has some news to share with us, only Dill know's." Breeze said, entire face red.

"Alright, anyway, Discord, we have brought you out of your stone prison because this involves you a lot." Celestia said.

"Alright, lay it on me, I can handle it." Discord said.

"Everyone, I'm pregnant." She said, Discord fainted.

"Well, he reacted to it the exact same way I expected him to." I said.