Enter Equestria

By the time I found the book in the 'E' section, the door opened.

"Yo, whatup." I said casually, like none of that stuff back there happened.

"What the hay was that all about, Dill?" Asked AppleJack.

"That. Was. Awesome. What you did back there was amazing, you were all like, pow, then bam, then 'Heck ya, I'm Awesome', then wazow!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, impressed at what I did, though a certain cream colored pegasus wasn't.

"Ah must say, ah knew you was strong, but not strong enough ta make somepony bleed." Applejack said, impressed  of my strength.

"Who was that back there anyway?" Rarity asked.

"Nightmare Moon, legend says she would come back this very day, and bring eternal night." Twilight answered.

"Oh ya, how do you know so much about this 'Nightmare Moon', are you a spy?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Ha, 'Spahs sappin mah Sentry." I said to Rainbow Dash.

"What?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Twilight is not a spy, she's just, how would YOU put it, an egghead who is very smart, and reads old pony legends." I said.

"Alright, so where is that Elements book?" Twilight asked. Making a mess with the books.

"Twilight, 2 things, 1., I have it right here, and 2., Spike is going to hate you so much because of this mess." I said. Twilight smiled sheepishly.

"Oops, my bad." She said.

"Legend has it, there are 6 Elements, Kindness, Loyalty, Honesty, Laughter, Generosity. The 6th one is unknown."

" "FAKE COUGH" Magic "FAKE COUGH."  I said.

"That's one nasty cough, do you need some medicine?" Fluttershy asked.

"No, just come of brunch stuck in my throat." I lied.

"Ah know how you feel partner." Applejack replied.

"Alright Dill, where are the Elements?" Twilight asked.

"In the . . .

"EVERFREE FOREST!!!" Everypony shouted except for me.

"To adventure!" I shouted, charging in.

10 MINUTES LATER . . .

"This place isn't natural." Applejack said.

"Why do they say that?" I asked, acting dumb.

"Nopony knoooooows." Rainbow Dash said hauntingly.

"Maybe its because, whoever comes in, Never. Comes. OUT!" She shouted the last bit.

"BOO!" I shouted right into her ear, making her jump, smacking her head on a branch, landing with a thump, causing the cliff to give out on us.

Me, being the idiot I was, forgot about this part, and went down with everypony, except for Flutters and Rainbow.

Luckily for us, Pinkie and Rarity got caught by Rainbow and Flutters, and I went down in slow motion.

"You have to let go!" I heard Applejack say, 'Honesty' I thought.

Eventually, Twilight let go, Rainbow and Flutters caught her, but being, apparently, heavier then Rarity and Pinkie combined, they let her drop, this time, they didn't catch, by the looks on there faces, I say they were tired. Twilight must of got fat.

"I gotcha!" I shouted. She landed in my arms. Rainbow and Shy must be weak, Twilight is as light as a feather.

"Thanks." She said shakily.

"No prob Bob, now onward's!" I shouted.

We all heard a roar from a distance.

"Oh no, Its my mo-, I mean, a Manticore!" I shouted.

Dash giggled at my remark I made at my mom.

Everyone was about to charge, but I shouted "WAIT!"

Everyone stopped

"Shy, if you would be so, KIND." I said.

She went toward the Manticore, pulled out the thorn, the Manticore roared, everypony, but me and Shy gasped, by everypony was relieved that the Manticore was just licking Shy.

We all walked on ahead, except for me, who just went up to the thorn.

"Beeyotch!" I shouted, but now loud enough for the others to hear me. And kicked the thorn, which in return, I heard a "YEEOUCH!" and the thorn turned to purple smoke, and flew off.

So we went on our way, we saw those trees, of course everypony freaked out, except for me and Pinkie pie, In fact she was, LAUGHING, at one, making funny faces, while I made conversation with one.

"So then I was like 'Oat meal, are you crazy'!" Me and Pinkie laughed at my joke, in fact, if you got close enough to the tree we just told the joke to, you can hear a faint snickering.

Soon everyone was laughing, without the song, YES, I didn't really like that song.

So next came the river, of course, it was rushing.

We heard crying.

"I see where this is going." I said.

"What do you mean?" Asked Twilight.

"You'll see." I just simply said.

We saw the serpent, if you guys know why hes crying, then too bad, I'll tell you why.

"A crime against fashion!" I exclaimed, pointing towards his chopped off moustache.

"I simply cannot allow it!" Rarity Exclaimed back.

"Here is some scissors." I said, pulling out scissors from a bush.

"Where did you get those?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh please Twilight, Everypony knows that Pinkie always has emergency items lying around, even in the Everfree forest." I said, which Pinkie nodded.

Rarity cut off her tail and put it on his trimmed moustache.

"So GENEROUS of you Rarity." I said, she smiled.

"Sorry about your tail, Rarity." Twilight said.

"Its quite alright, short tails are in this season, plus it will grow back." She answered.

"So would the moustache." Whispered Dash to Twilight.

After more adventuring, we came across a dropped bridge, which Dash offered to fix, she flew over, to everypony except me, she was talking to herself. She flew back after.

"Shadow Bolts?" I asked casually.

"Shadow Bolts." She responded.

"How Loyal of you to choose us instead of the Shadow Bolts." I said

So after a long walking, boring because I never got any action, like killing something, or fighting something, my wish was granted when something leaped out of the bushes.

"Another Human?" Twilight asked.

"Yes but no." I responded

He was my height, black pants, white hoodie with blood on it, Pale skin, knife in hand, cut in smile. Jeff the Killer.

"Seriously, Jeff the freakin Killer, is that the best you got?" I asked.

"Am I not amusing enough for you?" Jeff asked, in MrCreepyPasta's voice.

"Woah, you have MrCreepyPasta's Voice, this is interesting now!" I exclaimed.

"Glad you find it interesting, now, choose your weapon!" He shouted.

I heard movement behind me, I looked, and saw the Main six following me, but was stopped by a Dark purple force-field, with tiny stars in it.

There was a selection of weapons, crowbar, ax, knife, Machete.

"Knife." I said plainly, I can hear groaning coming from Dash, more than likely because of what I chose for a weapon.

"Lets fight!" He shouted, black aura formed around me.

"What is this?" I asked.

"Nightmare Moon gave me enough power to stop your Slow motion." He said with a bigger smile.

"Well anyway lets begin!" I shouted.

DYLAN VS JEFF, JEFF MACHETE, DYLAN, KNIFE.

Music for fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZs7IoWTvc

Jeff ran quick, picked me up by the neck and tossed me into a tree, the impact hurt, but not too much. I got up and slammed my knife into his neck, while he was dazed a little, with the strength that I used on Nightmare Moon, I punched him in the face 3 times. The girls were cheering me on. But the cheers turned into gasps as Jeff took his Machete and slung it into my stomach, it hurt, but I wasn't giving up. I pulled out the Machete and taunted "I gotten worse dog bites then that." Jeff took the knife out of his neck, and swung, but I dodged the swing, and kicked him into the tree he launched me in. I turned him around, stuck the machete into the tree for a second, with both hands, punched the side of his neck that I stabbed him in,

he dropped the knife,then I tossed him  5 feet in front of me, not far, but hes not a pillow. I picked up his knife and took out the machete from the tree and walked toward him. Jeff jumped to his feet, I swung the knife at him put he ducked, I slashed my machete at him, but he stopped it by the side with his arm, while he was distracted, I stabbed the his neck again, this time further back so he would try to reach it, while trying to reach it, Jeff put his back toward me. Big Mistake. I slashed my Machete on his back, he went to his knees, I slashed again, he was trying to do a push up to get up, I slashed 3 more times, then I took the knife out of his neck, and stabbed his back 5 times, before slashing again with the machete, this time he pushed me back, making me drop the machete. I went up to him and stabbed the back of his neck, but this time, he didn't fall for it. He took my left arm, and snapped it out of its socket, he then used all of his strength to push me to my knees, me pushing up, him pushing down, equals snapping legs a bit, my legs. He took his machete and swung, but before he could make the hit, with all my strength, I punched the side of his knee, making a snap sound. I got up slowly, and snapped my hand back in its socket. I moved it around a bit to make sure I could move it properly, Surprisingly, my arm didn't hurt then.

I took Jeff's machete, and with one hard swing, cut of his head.

Dylan Wins

Everypony was now shocked at what I could do in a fight. "Alright then." Acting like nothing happened, "Lets go!"