Enter Equestria

"Ugh, what happened?" Asked Fluttershy, confused.

"You had to much to drink . . . Ha, just kidding, you past out when you saw me." I said, she giggled a little at my first response.

"Sorry for passing out on you, as you can tell by my name, I'm very shy." She said, embarrassed that she fainted and urinated.

"Don't worry you were cute when you were asleep, wasn't she Twilight and Spike?" I asked, which they responded with a head nod.

Fluttershy blushed for being called cute.

"Thank you." She said.

"No prob Bob, now Fluttershy, I'm going to introduce someone, a creature who can also talk, Spike." I said pointing toward Spike.

"Hi" He said, which she responded the same way she did in the show. So I'm not going into detail about this, Fluttershy follows us to Twilight's library, asking Spike questions, Fluttershy goes into the tree library for 4 seconds, before getting pushed out by Twilight, saying Spike needs his rest.

And we went inside to something I already new was going on

"SURPRISE!!!" Said everypony in PonyVille.

Twilight wasn't surprised because I already told her along the way back.

What she was surprised by was Pinkie zooming up to her, in the blink of an eye asking if she got surprised.

"Honestly no I'm not surprised, because my friend Dylan here told me." Twilight replied annoyed.

"Yo whatup." I said casually to everypony, which they waved back casually.

"Pinkie must of new about me when I was on top of the buildings, well at least I'm known here." I said.

"Twilight, I'm tired, is there a extra bed here?" I asked, not in the party mood.

"No, so I guess . . . You will have to sleep with me." She blushed a little.

"Please let this story not be a clopfic." I said to myself, Twilight couldn't here me though with the music and cheering.

"Yeah, that would be awkward." Pinkie said.

"I know, imagine, A human and a Pony." I said

"Yeah, gross." She said, implying it with a barf noise.

So I went to bed with Twilight, If you know what I mean, Just kidding, nothing like that, do you see a 'Sex' Tag here?

Anyway, she tried to get some sleep, when I was out like a light, but Spike had to ruin it by telling us not to sleep, for it was now time for the Summer Sun Celebration (SSC I'll call it.).

After a good, short  walk, we made it.

"Without further a do, Princess Celestia!" The Mayor said, but of course, Celestia wasn't there.

All of a sudden, purple smoke started to rise up, forming into

"Oh no, Nightmare Moon." Spike then fainted.

"Oh my beloved subjects -" I cut her off.

"Yo whatup." I said, not fazed by her.

"Who and what are you?" She asked. Even though she was high and mighty, anyone with deaf ears could hear a tiny pitch of nervousness, probably thinking I'm more powerful then her.

"My names Dill, and My species is human." I said

She cleared her throat of nervousness. "So, I see that I'm not the only strange one hear am I?" She asked, That got me just a liiiiiitle mad.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me, Think again, fucker." I said, trying to remember how it went, but I think I should stop right there.

She was now reallllllly nervous.

"I - I'll-I, GUARDS!" she shouted. All of a sudden, all of the Royal guards had purple eyes, they were hypnotized.

"Come at me Bro!" I exclaimed.

The guards withdrew there swords and charged me.

"See ya later." I said, before slow motion kicked in.

I jumped over them all, they went straight into the wall. There hypnosis faded.

"How can someone move so fast?!" She yelled, shaking a little.

"How should I know, its your fault I'm here!" I yelled, charging toward her.

She shot 3 balls of energy at me, which I dodged easily with slow motion.

1 thing I learned with slow motion, is that for some reason, you can jump higher, so when the 3rd energy ball came toward me, I jumped over it with slow motion.

Right when I made it to the balcony, slow motion stopped, but it didn't matter.

She was so shocked that she didn't move. So I gave her 1 hard punch to the face.

She was now bleeding.

She went to shoot lightning at me, but she wasn't quick enough, I kicked her right in the face.

She had a blacker eye.

"H-H-How?"

"I am AWESOME!" I exclaimed, giving her another kick to the face, harder.

She couldn't take no more, I could tell, she disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Everypony was staring at me.

"Whateve's Gee." I said, walking back toward the library for the Elements of Harmony book.