Enter Equestria

I woke up on Twilight's couch, feeling full of energy. Not, power energy, but, Sugar energy.

I jumped off Twilight's couch, making Everypony in the room jump back.

Celestia, Luna, Main Six, Spike, Everypony in PonyVille.

"Yo, WhatUp." I said casually, acting like nothing happened at all.

"SERIOUSLY, you just wake up from having a super AWESOME form, and all you can say is 'Yo, WhatUp?!" Dash asked.

"So?" I asked.

"Nothing ever fazes you, does it?" Celestia asked.

"Please, this is a normal night for me." I said, Everyponies jaw dropped.

"What IS a weird day for you?" Twilight asked.

"When Narwhals don't bacon at midnight." I said.(You happy Blazing Shadow.)

"What?" She asked.

"What?, anyway, Pinkie, isn't it time to celebrate Princess Luna's return?" I asked her.

"Oh yeah, that's right, how could I be so silly, come on everypony, LETS PARTY!!!" She shouted.

And just like that, the party started, everypony danced, played games, the usual at a Pinkie Pie party.

I looked over at the corner of the room, and saw Princess Luna, shaking a bit, so I went over there to talk to her.

"Yo, WhatUp." I said.

"T-T-T-Thou art not afraid of us?" Asked Luna.

"Oh please, I saw the transformation take place, in fact, I'm the Element Guardien." I said, she smiled.

"So, thou art the one who saved us?" She asked me.

I smiled sheepishly. "I actually, kinda, sorta, a little, how do I put it, 'Beat the fudge', out of your evil form." I said.

"Don't worry, Nightmare Moon deserved to have, how dust thou put it 'The fudge beaten out of Them?'. She asked.

'Right on the nose." I said, poking her nose, she giggled.

"That tickles, so how art thou enjoying this party?" She asked.

"2 things, 1., I'm going to help you with the speech we use today, and 2., I'm enjoying it very well." I said.

"What dust thou mean by 'help us with the speech thou uses today?' She asked.

"I mean, THOU and Art, aren't common speech, and referring to yourself as US, isn't used today either." I said, She giggled sheepishly.

"Well we guess YOU are right, being trapped on the moon for 1000 years has not helped us with today's usual speech." She said.

"Well WE are willing to help THOU out with today's use of speech." I said, she giggled when I used old speech.

"Thank thou, for thy's offer, we will take it once we're used to things around here, thou should continue on with the party, Pinkie is setting up the snacks." She said, pointing toward the food tables.

"I'll bring some food to you." I said, walking over to the table, took 2 cupcake, and was about to take 2 pieces of cake, but the pieces of cake I was about to grab, disappeared from my grasp.

Pinkie was about to eat both in 1 bite, but I stopped her by saying. "No Pinkie, the cakes a lie." I said (You happy Blazing Shadow.)

She froze in her place, I waved my hand in front of her eyes, didn't even follow it with them.

I took the 2 plates from Pinkie and said. "Just kidding, the cakes the truth."

She blinked. "Okie, Dokie, Loki." She said walking over to get more cake.

I went back to Luna, she looked shocked.

"We can't believe it, after all the spells we used, thou just said ONE thing, and she stopped completely, what did thou even say!?" She shouted, but the music covered her shouting from everyponies ears except for his.

"I told her 'The Cakes A Lie." I answered, she face-hoofed.

"Whatever, We are hungry, being on the moon for 1000 years without food, certainly doesn't help." She said, snatching both cupcake and cake, and eating it with 1 bite, I just stared at her.

She blushed deeply. "Our apologies, usually we would use our table manners, but we were so hungry."

I chuckled, "For now on, whenever you say 'WE', I'm going to assume you are referring to you and your stomach." I said, she blushed deeper.

"Don't worry, you don't need table manners if your not at a table." I said, we both laughed.

So after an entire night of talking with Luna, the party cleaned out.

"Thank thou for a wonderful time, Elements, We enjoyed it a lot." Luna said, I chuckled.

"Well your stomachs happy that's for sure, those cupcakes are delicious, Good night Princesses." I said, too lazy to walk home, I went  up in Twilight's room.

After 5 minutes, Twilight's room door opened, and she crawled in with me.

"Good night, Twi." I said, tiredly.

"Good night, Dill, tomorrow me and the princesses are going to ask you all about your world, and how you know all about us." She said.

Oh CRAP