A Derpy Apocalypse

After days of listening to the radio and going out day by day to get food nothing happened.  It's summer time, 19 days in.  An estimated 1,294,232 ponies have been infected.  Derpy and Gunny have developed more of a relationship, Big Mac is less addicted to pills, and the radio still hasn't said a bucking thing about safety...only the U.I.G.'s repetition.  Derpy was sitting beside Gunny holding his hoof and leaning her head on his shoulder.  The relationship between the two was a bit odd.  They kissed each other on the cheek occasionally, sometimes say 'Eu te amo', I love you, and they held hooves, but there was still one thing left. They hadn't had a first kiss.  As far as they were concerned, a 'first kiss' is when they are both kissing each other, that's a mouth to mouth, lip to lip kiss.  As of now they were more concerned about the apocalypse.

"Okay I'm getting tired of this!" Big Mac shouted.  "If they don't say something other than that bucking U.I.G., I'm going to---!" He was interrupted by the radio.

The Equestria Emergency Radio Broadcast (EERB) has issued a statement to all listening survivors of the apocalypse, Cloudsdale has been initiated as a rescue camp for all ponies.  A large extraction of magic that was made approximately ten years ago has been used on Cloudsdale to support a solid surface for all ponies, extraction Air Balloons and Helicopters are in the listed locations: In Manehattan Airlift, In the Ponyville Flatlands---

Big Mac cut off the radio.  "I think that's enough, we know where to go."

"What time?" Gunny asked.

"I probably should have listened more..." Big Mac said.

"Pfft yeah...no dip Sherlock." Gunny said.

Big Mac turned on the Radio, and unfortunately the channel had finished broadcasting the evacuation times.

"Well buck..." Big Mac said.  He plopped down on a couch and laid down. "I need some sleep, I'd say the same for you two too."

Derpy and Gunny looked at each other.

"I'll take the floor tonight, you can sleep on the bed." Gunny said.

"No I will, it's fine, I'm used to rough situations." Derpy replied.

"Eventually we are either both going to sleep in the floor, or both in the bed." Gunny said with a laugh.

"Ooooh now don't yall get to wild up in there!" Big Mac said chuckling.

"Heh heh, yeah alright you just stay in your bed okay?" Gunny replied jokingly.

"I don't mind us both in the same bed." Derpy suggested.

"Wait what?" Gunny asked.

"I mean, it doesn't matter as long as we don't engage in sexual contact, and besides we are in a zombie apocalypse, who would be able to marry us, much less care about it?" Derpy said, justifying her statement.

"Well you have a point." Gunny said. Laying down on his bed, then he realized something. "Wait this is a bed for one pony..."

"Well your not fat are you?" Derpy asked.  Her and Gunny looked at Big Mac.

"Why're ya lookin' at me?" Said the drowsy Big Mac.

"Nothing..." Gunny replied slowly.  Suddenly he felt something soft rub against his side, he looked down and saw Derpy's wing.

"Sorry, heheh..." Derpy said, scooting in closer to Gunny.

~~~

Unfortunately, the two engaged in, minor sexual contact.  Once Gunny woke up, Derpy had her arms around him and her nose at his chest.  Gunny didn't consider it anything bad though, he went down to give her a kiss on the nose, but she was actually awake waiting for the moment to tilt her head up.  When his lips came in contact, he noticed that her nose felt different, and he opened his eyes to see her eyes open up.  She was smiling, and he found out why quickly.  He wasn't kissing her nose, he was kissing her lips.  He pondered this in his mind a bit.

Okay, so here's a girl you like, and your first kiss is in a bed before marriage, and she's slowly caressing your back, and this is as far as you go!

He pulled back to take a quick gasp for air, once he was done Derpy got up and pulled him out of the bed.

"Another?" She said.  Gunny nodded quickly in response.  Ditsy chuckled and kissed him again, it was more of a passionate kiss this time, more deep. The only thing they were both thinking was is it french kiss time?  Welp, they just slept together, so why not? Of course Derpy was the first to motivate the idea.

Big Mac had just woke up and grabbed a pack of insta-coffee from the cabinet, and put on a robe.  He came out to see Gunny and Ditsy kissing each other, and decided now wasn't the time.

~~~

As time passed, they got ready to take a look outside at what path they needed to take.  Everytime Gunny and Derpy would cross paths, they would kiss each other and keep going as if nothing happened.  Once they got outside they took a look at Cloudsdale and noticed something bad, a flying hiveminder---an Alicorn Zed--- was leading about 40-45 pegasi zeds up to Cloudsdale.  This was a sign of the apocalypse getting almost too strong for the Equestrian race to handle.  What everypony thought was a salvation, was just a lie.

All there was left to do was fight off the infected.

Kill everything