A Derpy Apocalypse

All three got their special weapons.  Derpy with a Machete, Desert Eagle, and M249 SAW; Gunny with an M12 Nova, combat knife, and an M4A1 Carbine; Big Macintosh with a .50 Caliber Minigun and a fire axe. Derpy activated the W.I.S. (Waypoint Indicator System) The three took some supplies for short-term survival, and walked out the door.  They walked up the stairs weapons loaded and ready to fire.  When they got to the top Big Mac kicked down the door. alerting a whole lot of nearby zeds.  Derpy quickly activated her global positioning system and triangulated her position.

"Fire at will!" Big Mac shouted pulling the trigger of his minigun.  Derpy and Gunny fired their weapons at the zeds, and once they decreased in number Derpy motioned them to continue forward as she took out her machete.  Derpy ran up a ram and jumped on to the roof of a shed, and leaped to the roof of a house.  She jumped off and jabbed the knife into the back of a corpses head.  The corpse screamed and fell down as Ditsy tore out the knife.  She shoved her hoof inside it's head and tore out it's brain.

"How do you like this?!" She shouted to the zombies.  She threw the brain in the air and fired a .50 Cal. Round into it, completely eradicating it and showering peices of tissue everywhere.  She took out her desert eagle and fired a couple of rounds into nearby zeds.  Disty took out the M249 and shot all the zeds in her sight with it.  At this point, walls were covered in limbs, blood, and organs.  With every shot about 245 mL of blood spurted out, with every headshot, piles of skull fragments and brain tissue was spread everywhere.

As for Gunny he decided to try to keep it less gory.  He stabbed a zed in the throat.  The zed slowly turned it's face to Gunny. It gave him a look, almost as if he were saying 'you're kidding, you're kidding right?' Gunny concluded that it was going to have to be a bit messy so he took the knife and tore it though the zeds chest, and then up it's jaw and into the brain.  He took out his pistol and shot at another zed blowing a small hole in it's head, and knocking it dead.

Big Macintosh had no concern for tactical assaults or containment of blood, all he wanted were dead corpses on the ground to stay dead.  He fired his minigun everywhere there were zeds, tearing off limbs, driving holes in them, giving the whole area a red paint-over.  He laughed as his continuously slaughtered zeds.

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Once they finished off the zeds they all regrouped.

"That's the last of them, for now." Derpy stated.

"Boy...that...that was the most fighting I have ever done in my whole bloody life." Gunny said panting and snickering at the same time. Derpy went over to hug him, but suddenly he got drug down.

"What is that?" Derpy asked frantically, trying to pull him.

"I don't...aagh...I don't know it's got a hold of me and---" Gunny said.  Then there was a sound of tearing flesh, and an odor of iron. Gunny's eyes widened. "GRAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shouted.

"No Gunny NO!!" Derpy screamed, she tried to pull him, and heard more flesh tearing.  Gunny screamed louder from intense pain. He pulled out his pistol and shot the zed that was biting him.  Blood flung out of the corpses face and spilled blood in the large incision in his leg.

"Ditsy...I'm sorry." Gunny said.

"Ditsy? How did you know my name?" Derpy asked confusedly.

"I knew more about you than what people said." Gunny replied. "But now...I'm bitten, there's nothing to do now, I'm a dead pony walking..."

"No Gunny please..." Derpy said, her eyes watering.

"I'm sorry Ditsy...I love you..." Gunny said.  He put the pistol to his head.

"No wait!" Derpy said.  She rushed to kiss him. She knew it was going to be the last kiss she would give him so she made it count. When she was done she buried her face in his chest and started crying.

"One last thing..." Gunny said, dropping the pistol and wrapping his arms around Derpy for the last time.

"Wh..what is it?" Derpy asked, tears streaming from her eyes.  Gunny wiped Derpy's face of tears and forgot about his own.

"You're eyes...they make you look hot..." Gunny said with a smile on his face.  Derpy smiled and kissed him again.

"There has to be another way though, you can't just die now..." Derpy said.

"I have approximately 23 hours." Gunny said, "I'm going to suffer severe side effects, but I'll do it willingly for you."

"Thanks I...I love you too..." Derpy said.  She gave Gunny another long kiss before getting Big Mac to carry him back in.

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Victory costs...every time, you pay a little more...