
Double Feature: Too Much To Drink / I'm Dead, I Think?
...hello? Hello? Hello, can anypony read this? Help me, please! I think... I think I'm dead? No, no, that's not right. I think... I think a cockatrice turned me to stone... I'm in the Everfree Forest and, and I'm scared.
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...hello? Hello? Hello, can anypony read this? Help me, please! I think... I think I'm dead? No, no, that's not right. I think... I think a cockatrice turned me to stone... I'm in the Everfree Forest and, and I -I'm scared. If anyone is reading this, for some reason, please, HELP ME!
Meanwhile, two weeks before, Twilight gets really drunk. These two stories are connected, but how?
rated teen for drunkenness, language, and dark themes. Expect mood whiplash between odd and even chapter numbers.





2030 words: Estimated 10 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- Prologue 2013-10-14 20:31:22 UTC424
- In Stone No One Can Hear You Scream. 2013-10-14 20:36:28 UTC567
- Valkyrie Vodka 2013-10-15 18:15:50 UTC484
- Studying Internally 2013-12-19 05:26:52 UTC555