
A Homeric Epic in Equestria
A monster invades Equestria. A fat, yellow, bald monster. Naturally, hi-jinks ensue.
Springfield's dullest and fattest nuclear safety inspector was just watching TV mowing the lawn one day, when a mysterious portal to another world sucked him up and dropped him off in Ponyville. Now Twilight and friends have to barely tolerate help Homer fit in, as Equestria undergoes mysterious changes.


15979 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
9 Chapters:
- Chapter the First: Captain Monkey Wins World War II 2013-10-09 17:24:55 UTC1117
- Chapter the Second: The Yellow Beast 2013-10-17 14:33:56 UTC1127
- Chapter the Third: Cribbage and Smelly Hammerspace 2013-12-08 21:23:41 UTC1530
- Chapter the Fourth: War of the Apples 2013-12-16 18:55:42 UTC2303
- Chapter the Fifth: Fatty on the Friendship Express 2013-12-24 20:26:50 UTC2186
- Chapter the Sixth: Pridefully Pretentious Prejudiceness 2014-02-10 00:04:20 UTC2363
- Chapter the Seventh: The Ancient Mystic Chapter of No Homers 2014-02-21 14:59:18 UTC1266
- Chapter the Eighth: Ready? Wu Sai Fung Ku! 2014-07-09 22:57:50 UTC2967
- Chapter the Ninth: Spike vs. the Flying Saucer 2015-10-16 04:52:12 UTC1120