Paragons

I woke up bleary eyed and still feeling the tiredness in my sore body, I looked over to see if Ray was still in bed, most of the time I wake up early, take a shower, then head off to wake Ray up so he can repeat the process. We hadn't had to do work at our apartment because my Grandmother had died recently and left me a hefty wad of cash. So we usually just hung out and played games all day.

But to my surprise Ray had already stepped out of the shower and was walking around. I sat up, alerting him of my ability to comprehend words again. He trotted over with a grin painted on his face, I slammed my head back on the pillow, "god damn it" I thought to myself. The race with Dash was today, and I could barely feel anything. I needed a nice long shower. I got and started to go to the bathroom, I

almost laughed out loud at the sight I saw, the toilet was shaped like a penis cut in half so a ponies legs could go on either side comfortably, the shower had little pedals near the bottom labeled: "HOT & COLD." And everything seemed to be super sized, the bathtub could fit about three humans comfortably without awkwardness. I figured out the way the stuff worked quickly and took a nice 15 minute shower. I got out to see Ray looking out the window, oblivious to me sneaking up behind him.

"What'cha looking at?" A asked with a bit of loudness in my voice to surprise him. It worked with flying colors, (hehehe. Flying? Colors? Get it?) "JESUS RAYNE!" He hollered as he jumped back against a wall. I laughed, "Oh come on Ray! After Pinkie Pie THAT scares you?"

He stomped his hoof in frustration, "I wasn't scared, I was... Deep in thought." I rolled my eyes, "Right, you mean re-reading that SCRIPT you made about how you wanted to talk to Dash?"

He blushed heavily, "WAS NOT!"

I laughed and jumped onto the bed, "Was so!"

He chased me around a bit and after a while we collapsed for shear exhaustion, breathing heavily he replied, "We need to... Save our strength for... Dash..." I sat on my hunches, "Fine, we need to go get some... Oh wait we have money now don't we?" He got up and gave a sigh, "I don't wanna talk about AJ right now."

I rolled my eyes. They start to hurt after all the stupidity flying around, "I was just wondering about the money, not you rubbing out--whoops, did I say that out loud?" His eyes said it all: I had pissed him off. I nervously laughed, "Well, haha! Look at the time! I really gotta-- well. WE really gotta go. To Dashes PRIVATE clearing, that's where she told us to meet her."

At that all anger in his eyes faded and was replaced with sheer joy, "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?!" He shot off to grab a saddle bag he had purchased and filled it full of baked goods. I jumped up and stuffed my hoof in his mouth and put the other on his chest, successfully putting him to a full stop, "Where the HELL did you get the time to make this?!" His nostrils flared and he yelled, "MRRRFFF MMMM MA ERM!"

He growled and bit my hoof, "OW SHITHEAD!" He pushed me to the floor to which with my awesome luck (sarcasm) hit the bed post and quickly hit the friendly hard wood floor.