Paragons

When Ray told me I couldn't hold a Xbox controller anymore I almost strangled him, but then I remembered that I didn't have fucking thumbs. I gave an irritated sigh, "Explain this one more damn time. Before I find a way to GROW thumbs and gouge your eyes out."

He actually backed up in fear, which although disappeared a moment later it was still kinda a good feeling. I built up a solid foundation of.... Say Rainbow Dash. Making sure everyone knew I was a badass, with just the manipulation of words, although I wasn't a strong person, my words had the effect of fear on most people, the words of a dictator, a... Silver tongue most people call it, that's why when ever I get a phone number from hot chick at pizza joint I whisper, "speech increased to 75" which he laughs profusely at.

He stomped his hoof, which was... Erm, Different. He gave a look of indifference, "We. Are. Ponies. We have hooves wings, muzzles and fur, everywhere. Get used to it."

I mumbled, "Geez, nice way to put it." His expression softened, "I'm sorry bro, but I'm guessing we aren't getting back anytime soon" my eyes flew open, "What the HECK IS THAT?!" I was turning in circles to get a better look at it, well them. I had freaking wings, as I jumped back to face Ray I screamed, "REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS!" I jumped in the air and my wings shot open, it felt like after a person loses a finger or something they can still feel it there? Like that only its a totally new place. I flapped them once, twice, three times and flew in a big circle, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I landed next to Ray with a giant

smile on my face, and a new strange hairdo. He rolled his eyes, "well, at least we can get out of here, seems we are in the Everfree Forest. I rolled my eyes right back, "well its not like you know that, they may ACTUALLY have more than one forest wouldn't they?"

He gave me a strange look, "well, ya...." I interrupted again, "Soooo, let's FLY the fuck out of here, get a... Birds eye view."

He perked up at the offer, "Ok, fine. Let's find directions to Ponyville and explain our situation. Hopefully she has her wings as

well..." And with that and a bit of hobbling and ALMOST falling, we started our long journey, to wherever the fuck we were going.