Welcome To Aperture!
Hello, my name is GLaDOS
Load Full StoryNext Chapter"Wow, today is such a great day to read the news in the morning." Bass got the news paper, then headed over to the mailbox, "Hey, we don't bet much mail here on the brim of the Everfree Forest..." Reading the mail, it clearly said...
To Bass Drop,
This is a letter to invite you to Aperture Laboratories to check your physical status, and see if you are capable of becoming a test subject in Aperture Laboratories, and see if our inventions have the capability to be used by the modern-day ponies of Equestria. If you don't accept, and believe that the future doesn't start with you, then don't force yourself to be a contestant.
From your Aperture Laboratories Administrator,
GLaDOS
Bass Drop saw the special message from the Aperture Administrator herself, that Bass would be able to go to Aperture, and was so stoked to do so, "WOW! I'm gonna go and tell Vinyl about this!"
Bass Drop trotted over to his room-mates dorm, and approached her door to tell her about what he got in the mail, therefor opening it yelling, "VINYL! STOP CLEANING THOSE DISHES, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!"
There was a resounding silence, followed by a, "Yeah, what is it this time Bass?" Said Vinyl Scratch.
Bass came forward with a, "dude, you have no idea what I just got in the mail..."
Vinyl replied, "what is it?!?"
"It's an invitation to Aperture Laboratories!" Said Bass.
"Oh, well pssh. Everypony got that!" Replied Vinyl.
Bass thought, 'wow, I just seriously thought that I got something important, that everypony gets again...'
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, only the most fit of all ponies can participate!" Said Vinyl.
"How do I get in?!?" Replied Bass with a giant smile on his face, he quickly got to feeling special again.
"You have to talk to the head administrator in the Equestria Embassy."
After Vinyl said that, what used to be the usual sluggish Bass Drop was now gone within a blink of an eye.
Bass Drop quickly bought a train ticket with the money he had left from his last concert with Vinyl at the post-party for Twilight becoming an alicorn princess. "A ticket for one pony to Canterlot please?" Therefor handing over some bits to the train conductor. When he got his ticket, he headed in the train cart, sitting around some other famous celebrities that he was familiar with.
Bass Drop's cutie mark of the white 8-bit record caught a younger amateur's attention, and said, "hey, aren't you that pony who went to DJ for that young princess Twilight at her post-party?"
Bass Drop looked at him in a nice efficient smile, and said, "why yes, I am. Why ask?"
"Well, I'm a huge fan of yours, and am looking for some advice to a dubstep courier!" Said the exited pony.
Bass asked, "what's your name?"
He replied with a, "Oh, my name is Anvil Spark."
"I will make sure to tell my record contractors about you." so forth Anvil became extremely exited, jumping enthusiastically, stirring up annoyances and ponies started staring at him, therefor calming him down.
Once Bass got off the train, he head straight for the Equestria Embassy, walking in with a big grin, talked to the front desk saying, "Do you know about the head person for the Aperture Science, cause I am looking for him or her."
Having a confused look, eyes wondering around the embassy, the front desk lady replied with, "yes sir', 'she,' is in the projector room waiting for any visitors." Bass thanked her, and headed in the direction she pointed her hoof.
Bass entered the room, and found not a pony, nor even a native equestrian, but a robot on the projector screen. "Hello, my name is GLaDOS."
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