Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K] = Kevin (Book Worm)

[M] = Me

[M]

The next morning as we were leaving to go meet more ponies, having eaten breakfast and helped with morning chores, Suicide and I set out to go meet the rest of the ponies when we hear Fluttershy call out to us "Be careful, it's mail day today." "Oh, ok we will......" not really realizing what she meant. "What was she talking about?" I ask looking at Suicide. "I dunno, I'm just ready to get going." He says impatiently. Not even thirty seconds later we hear an adorable 'Derpy' voice coming from behind us (yeh I used Derpy U MAD HASBRO?). "Um, Suicide I think I figured out wha....." I manage to get out as I'm tackled by a grey pegasus. "Whoa, you alright there Fatman?" I hear Suicide say almost stifling a laugh. "Oh, I'm sorry I just don't know what went wrong." she says looking apologetic. My inner brony is having a field day right now. "Oh It's no problem at all." I say stumbling to get up. "Especially since it's not everyday that you get to meet a beautiful mare such as yourse......." I stop as I realize what I just said blushing as red as a apple. "That's awfully nice of you, but I'm not even sure what you are." Oh boy here we go. "Well Him and I are really good friends, as for what we are take a seat this will be a long story." I say to her as we all sit down by a tree a few feet away from us, in which I proceed to tell her everything that has happened to us up until this point. ".....and now we are on our way to meet the ponies named Rarity and Pinkie Pie, until you crashed into me of course." "Oh well once again I'm sorry for crashing into you, I'll be going now I don't want to have the mail run late ....again." she says starting to take off. "Wait" I say "What is your name?" I ask her "My name is Derpy Hooves, it was nice meeting you both hope to see again sometime." she yells as she flies out of sight. "Well that was an interesting experience." I say looking at Suicide. "Derpy and Fatman sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G." he sings mockingly. "Oh haha real mature smartass." I say unamused. "Yeh whatever you say Romeo." 'fuck you to.'

[K]

After giving Fatman crap for a few more minutes we continued on out trek to Rarity's boutique. "You two would make a good couple all jokes aside." I say "Eh I guess" He replies obviously giving it thought. "Course I'm not the one with the crush on Ms. Egghead" He says with a smirk. "Hey name calling isn't necessary, just cause she's smart and I happen to find that attractive." I snap back "Oh did I hit a nerve?" I hear him ask still being a smartass. "Meh can't say that your wrong though." I say thinking about it "Kinda weird two humans that have a crush on a pony" "Yea it is" he replies. "Gonna have to ask Twilight if there anyway for us to get 'ponified' seeings how we are going to be stuck here for awhile" I say 'Wouldn't mind just living here to be honest' I think to myself. "Anyways aren't we getting close to Rarity's, better get our manners out, don't wanna make a bad first impression" I say to Fatman. As we near Carousel Boutique I wonder how we should go about introducing ourselves. "Kinda looking forward to meeting Rarity." I say breaking the silence "Me too" Fatman says "Not sure why though" he adds thinking about it. "Well here we are" I say looking somewhat nervous "here goes nothing" as I knock on the door. "Just a minute dear..... Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where everything is chique, unique, and magnifique..." she starts to say before cutting off as she tries to figure out what she is seeing. "Hello who might you be? she asks. "Well I'm Kevin and this is Matthew, we're friends of Twilight's" I explain "She told us we should get to know the ponies of Ponyville." "Oh...please do come in" She says still confused. "So what exactly are you two?" she asks. "Well I guess it won't hurt to explain this...again" I start to give her the same explanation that we had given every other pony we met, afterwards she seem to relax some from when she first saw us. "Fascinating story" she says "And you aren't dangerous at all?" "Not the slightest" i say in a reassuring tone. "Well, as fun as it is talking we still need to go meet the rest of Ponyville, hope to talk again." I say getting up to leave. "You too darling" she says giving me a smile "Ta-Ta you two, feel free to visit anytime. "

[M]

"So where to next?" I ask. "We go to the only pony left to see *gulps* Pinkie Pie." he says somewhat apprehensive. "You don't sound to excited about going to see her." I say smirking somewhat. "Well, Yes and No." he says back. "Yes because she is a complete party animal, and No because she can be a little bit too obnoxious and say some off the wall shit." "Eh, I guess you're right, I myself am quite excited about going to see her, I mean it's Pinkie Pie." I say getting excited thinking about the shenanigans and pranks we can pull on others. "Gah, Suicide I'm bored." I say wondering why it's taking so long to get there, it didn't seem like it would take this long in the show. "Sorry." he says not really paying attention to my Tobuscus reference. "but I think we're almost there even though I don't really remember it taking this long to get there, cause I remember we passed it on the way to Sweet Apple Acres." "Yeh, I know righ.... OO whas'at?" I say as we get close to Sugarcube Corner. "Appears we're here Suicide." "Yeh, I noticed even though that wasn't there a second ago." he says almost walking into the door. *DING* "Welcome to Sugarcube Corner...... OOOOOO What are you? Where did you come from? How did you get here? What di.. Mffaffff." She tries to say as I stop that never ending chain of questions by putting hand over her mouth. "Slow down there, if I'm correct you must be Pinkie Pie, mirite?" I say to her removing my hand from her face. "Yep that's me." she says with an impossibly huge smile *SQUEE* 'WTF where did that come from' I think to myself "Well anyway my dear Pinkie, we are friends of Twilight and Fluttershy, Twilight told us to go around Ponyville and get to know the ponies so that's what we are doing, Hence us being here, by the way my name is Matthew and this is Kevin. I say to her as she proceeds to shake Suicide's hand and rambling on about throwing us a welcome to Ponyville party. "Yeh nice to meet you too Pinkie." He says recovering from that earthquake of an hand/hoofshake. "Well it was nice to meet you both, but I have to go make invitations and get the party set up for your welcome to Ponyville party, so bye." she says zipping off at light speed to some unknown location. "Well Suicide, now that that's over with I guess we should get to the library to see what Twilight needed us for." I say stepping out the door. "Yep let's go."

[K]

"So let me ask you somethin, and be honest" I ask Fatman "Do you really want to go back?" "What do you mean, go back where?" he responds "Home" I in the most serious tone I think I've ever used. I notice the smile that normally fills his face has long gone. "Well since you brought it up no, but it would be nice to see my family one more time" he says 'Yea that's a good point" I reply as I picture my parents and siblings back home. "Guess this is a big decision, we don't even know if we'd be welcome to stay here if we wanted anyways" I say an empty feeling washes over me. "Maybe we should ask Twilight what she thinks." Fatman says looking just as depressed. "Maybe she would know of a spell that would allow us to go back long enough to say our goodbyes" he says as a single tear rolls down his face. "C'mon man lets get to Twilight's I'm sure Spike will cheer us up some." I say forcing a smile.

Upon arriving at Twilight's I was eager to see what she had found about our predicament. *Knock Knock* "Coming" I hear Spike yell. I had to hold every bit of brony back when he opened the door, "You must be the humans Twilight is expecting" He says giving us both a very strange look "Shes over there" he points to Twilight who's buried in books. "Thanks Spike" I say not realizing what i had done. "...how'd you know my name..." Spike asks looking suspiciously confused. "Oh um Twilight told us about you..." I lied. "Seems legit" He says "You guys want anything to drink?" "No thanks" I reply "Hm suit yourselves" he shrugs and walks off into the kitchen. "So Twilight," I say trying to get her attention away from the books "Hm?" she says looking up from her book 'Wooooow the word cute doesn't even describe this' I think to myself as i feel a nudge from Fatman "Dude your staring" he snickers. At this point I'm as red as i could possibly be. "So were you able to find anything?" I ask trying to compose myself. "Well almost nothing is known about these rifts," she says "you might be stuck here." She frowns and turns away, "Well about that," I say walking over to her "Matt and I talked about it and we think we might want to stay anyways." She looks up at me both surprised and somewhat happy "Why would you want to stay here?" she asks looking back to Matt "Don't you have families back home?" "Just our parents and siblings, and it hurts to think of just leaving them but I think I'd b happy staying here." I say "Thing is though, any way we could communicate with them?" I ask looking to Twilight "I mean it would be ideal if we could stay in contact with our families but live here." "Hmm, wait here i might know just the spell" she says ransacking through the library "I know it's here somewhere....AH HA here it is" she says excitedly "This spell can enchant an object to communicate will those on other world's." she explains "Do you have an item that you want to use for this?" I pull my cellphone out of my pocket expecting it to be dead, surprisingly it was still full battery. "I guess this will work, won't need it for anythign else" I say setting it down on the floor in front of her. "Here might as well do the same" Fatman says setting his phone down. "Alright here goes..." she says as a bright light start beaming from her horn. In a flash it was done. "Well, care to try them out?" she says eager to see if her spell worked. "I'll go first" Fatman says picking his phone up. "Well heh here goes nothing." I could tell by the look on his face it had worked. "I'm gonna need a minute alone guys" He says walking outside.

[M]

'Wow I can't believe this is actually working.' *RING* *RING*, "Hello?" "Hey Mom, you're never gonna believe where I am." I say somewhat nervous about telling her. "Do you remember how Suicide came down to visit me?" "Yes." "Well we went for a walk in the woods and got lost." "OH MY GOD, are you both okay, you aren't hurt are you, are you getting enough to eat....." she just keeps going. "Yes Mom, we're both perfectly fine in fact your favorite pony Fluttershy took care of us when we got here." I say to her overly proud. "So wait..... Son, you're sayin you're in ponyland?" she says sounding surprised. "Yes Mom and it's called Equestria, and ....you don't think I'm crazy do you?" "No son I believe you....I'm just sad I didn't get to see you before any of this happened." she says starting to get a shaky voice. "Oh my god, Mom please don't cry I mean I have a way to communicate with you and...." I say as I start getting cut off by her crying. "C'mon Mom I'm gonna start crying." I say holding in tears, and failing miserably. "I love you son, I hope you stay safe and please keep in contact with me." "Don't worry Mom I will, I love you." I say as she hangs up. 'Poor Mom she probably just needs sometime to sit down and think about all this.' I think wiping my eyes and going back into the library. "So how did it go?" I hear Suicide ask. "It went better than I thought it would, I'll just give her sometime to let everything sink in."

[K]

"Guess its my turn" I say not looking forward to the upcoming conversation "Ima step outside for this, be back in a bit." "Take your time man" I hear Fatman say. "Well here goes" I say dialing my moms number.........*ring*....*ring*..."Hello?" i her my mom say "Hey mom its Kevin" I say holding back my emotions "Hey you hows Louisiana?" she asks "Well that's why I'm calling" I say "You might want to sit down for this and its gonna sound crazy." "Kevin James what did you do?" she asks assuming i got myself in trouble. "It's not what I did it's where I am." I say "And wheres that?" she asks "Well you know about me bein a brony right, well me and Fatman decided to drink a lil and passed out in the woods and when we woke up we were in Equestria" I say not expecting her to believe me "Equestria?" she asks "Ponyland pretty much" I reply as i hear her laugh a little "Real funny Kevin" "No really, here I'll send you a picture" I say as a snap a picture of me with Ponyville in the background. "See I'm not making this up." I don't hear anything from the other end for what seem slike forever "...how does that happen.....?" she says not believing what she is looking at. "I don't know but apparently I'm stuck here." I say as i try to keep my composure "Wait stuck there? for how long?" she asks franticly "Well forever unfortunaly" I reply "Good news is i at least have a way to communicate with you." I try to cheer her up "Yea well i still won't get to see you again" she says starting to cry "Mom trust me I'll be fine and I'll call as often as you want" I say as a tear rolls down my cheek "That's not the same" she says "Promise me if you find a way to visit you will" "Trust me Mom I won't hesitate" I reply not holding back the tears anymore. "Love you Mom and tell everyone I love em and not to worry about me" "I love you too hunny, take care of yourself and don't be afraid to call." She says hanging up the phone. At this point I'm crying like a little girl and i don't care who knows it. I lean in the door enough to tell Twilight and Fatman that I'm goin for a walk and not to wait up for me.