Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K] = Kevin

[M] = Me

A/N: Sorry about taking so long to release this chapter, We had stuff to attend to. Enjoy!

[M]

It's been a few hours since Twilight and I brought Suicide and Scootaloo to the hospital, Scootz had already been discharged and was on her way home with the other CmC, Suicide is back there in room 11 with an IV in his arm and an army of doctors and nurses around him, leaving Twilight and I out here in the waiting room to get the (hopefully) good news. "Hey Twilight here comes the doctor." I say as I spot him walk out of the room. "Doctor, how's he doing?" Twilight asks worried about what the doctor will say. "We had to put him in a magically induced coma.....He might not make it." the doctor says to Twilight who is now even more devastated looking than she was before. "We... did all we could for him, it's a battle of will power now whether he gets better or not." He says remaining as stoic as before (he must of had to do this before). "If I know one thing about him, it's the fact that he's stubborn, he'll pull through this no problem at all." I say trying to calm her. 'Poor Twilight, Suicide you better pull through this or I'm gonna kick your ass.' I think biting my lip trying to hold back my own emotions. "Twilight do you want me to walk you back to the library?" I ask "You don't have to do that I'll be fine on my own." "No, Twilight I insist cause we both know you're in no condition to be by yourself at the moment so you will let me walk you home, besides Kevin would kick my ass if I didn't." I say with a smirk. "Well Ok then let's go, do you think he'll be alright?" she say looking back at his room. "Twilight, I know he will, remember what I said he's too stubborn to die." I say hoping that will make her feel better. "Now let's get you back to the library." We began our walk to the library in silence until I decided to break the silence with "Yah, know I think he shares the same feelings for you as you have for him." "What do you mean?" she asks trying to look innocent. "Heheh I saw you kiss him you know, it's nothing to be ashamed of, besides he's been crushing on you since he first saw you." I say thinking back to our time on earth. "Really?" she asks blushing a bright shade of red. "Yeh, he's always liked intelligent ladies, and from what I've heard you're the most intelligent unicorn around." then I say to her whispering "Don't tell anypony I said that they'll probably try to pick on me Heheh." We eventually arrive at the library, not realizing how fast the time went with me telling her about our shenanigans. "....and then, Oh look we're here." I say cutting off story mode almost running into the door. "Oh I guess we are." she says looking down to the ground. "You gonna be ok, Twilight?" I ask sincerely. "Yeh I'll be ok, I still can't help but worry about him though." She says back to me. "Yeh me too he is one of my best friends after all." "Well it's kinda late.... would you like to sleep here tonight?" she asks "I wouldn't want to impose on you." "Oh it's no imposition at all, you can sleep on the couch in the living area, and besides I kinda want to hear more about Kevin." she says blushing again. "Well Ok then I am kinda tired anyways, hopefully Fluttershy won't be too worried about me heheh." I say with a chuckle. "Well let's go inside shall we?"

[K]

I awaken to see I'm in some room with no windows and no doors. "What the hell is this" I say to myself "What the hell is happening" "Your in a coma" I hear a distant voice say "THE HELL WAS THAT" I yell startled by the voice "Where the frig did that come from" I look around the room for a speaker or opening that someone might have talked through, nothing just white bare cinder block walls. "Man I must be going crazy, hearing voices and shit" I say to myself "Your not going crazy" I hear the voice say again, "Do not be alarmed Human, I am Princess Luna." she says as she appears in front of me. "Your......your......naw can't be......REALLY!?!" I babble. "You had to be put into an induced coma at the hospital after your fight with those wolves" she explains "not long after I sensed something strange and did some poking around and found your little dream world here" "Wait if this is my dream world then why is it just this small empty room?" I ask looking around again "I needed to lock you into a confined space before i made my entrance" she continued to explain "Didn't want you running off like a scared cat when I ported in here." Her horn started to glow and the room melted away to what looked like outer space. Instinctively my dumbass started holding my breath before realizing I could still breathe. I look over to see Luna chuckling at me. "What's so funny, you port a guy into the middle of space, how'd you think I was going to react." I say not getting the humor in any of this. "So why are you here talking to me?" I ask getting back to the fact that I was in my subconscious talking to the one and only Princess Luna. And if it weren't for the fact I was completely clueless to what was happening the little brony in the back of my head would have died from the encounter. "I have been watching you and the one you call 'Fatman'. you are both unique beings to this world and it's not often that the rifts carry in something so unique. I am here to offer you a deal" She says looking at me with eyes that i swear peered into my soul.

[M]

I woke up not knowing where I was (man I hate that Don't you?) 'HUH, OH GOD WHERE AM I, WHAT IF I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED, O GOD.' I think to myself as I get up running around panicking and eventually tripping and faceplanting into a bookshelf. "OH, I'm at Twilight's Library, that's right." I say to myself feeling like an idiot. Then I hear little foot steps coming down the stairs and an "OOHH MAN." In which I go "I swear I was just sleeping when all of a sudden I was woken up by this bookshelf attacking me." "Uh-huh you ran into it didn't you?" Spike says looking annoyed (Y U NO LAUGH AT MY HUMOR). "Yes." I say with a embarrassed face. "*Sigh*..... let's get this cleaned up before Twilight gets back." He says to me, in which we spend the rest of the morning cleaning the library, getting finished just as Twilight walks in, and I leave for Fluttershy's cause I figured she was worried about me and I have to tell her about Kevin. '*sigh* that's gonna be an ordeal.'

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I walk into Fluttershy's Cottage, trying to be mister stealthy ninja. but then I hear "MATTHEW, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN." Looking at me with a very stern expression then hug tackling me. "I was worried sick about you and .....where is Kevin?" she asks realizing he's not with me. ".....Fluttershy take a seat and listen to what I have to say." I tell her looking into her eyes trying to control my emotions. In which I proceeded to tell her about what happened from when we left yesterday to the time Applebloom and Sweetie Belle came to Twilight and I panicking. "We followed them to the Everfree Forest, in which we passed Scootaloo and I told Twilight and the girls to take her to the hospital, I went into the forest by myself and found him next to the hollowed out log we were staying in when we first got here, along with two dead wolves around him....... He looked horrible Fluttershy he had deep cuts all over his back and arms, he had lost alot of blood when we got him to the hospital, they ....had to put him into a magically induced coma because his condition was so bad, he might not wake up," she was pouring out tears while I was hugging her trying to calm her. "....But I don't believe that one damn bit," she looks at me a bit surprised at the language I used. ".... He'll pull through I know he will he's probably more stubborn than I am, and that's saying something, without a doubt he'll come out of this funk one way or another." I say to her with the most serious look I can muster. "Are you sure, how do you know." she asks giving me a look of disbelief. "I've never been more positive in my life, I promi....NO I pinkie promise." I say getting a smile and a hug out of her, "Everything will be alright, mom..... I mean Fluttershy." I say putting on a bad poker face. "Mom?" she asks confused. 'OOOHHH boy I'm an idiot.' "I'm sorry you just remind of my mom." I say still putting on a bad poker face. "Oh well, you can call me mom then." she says to me with a motherly smile, as I look over to Angel bunny giving me the stank eye. 'U JELLY ANGEL WABBIT.' I think to myself.

[K]

"A deal?" I ask, my curiousity peaked "What kind of deal?" I look to the Princess eager to hear what she has to offer. "A deal that could save your life.....or destroy it" She says looking back to me, "Oh?" I reply surprised "Care to tell me what the deal is?" I say still shocked at what she had said. "The deal will be either you stay a human and die or I can bind you to this world, you wouldn't beable to leave and you would be turned into a pony." She says without missing a beat. "Wow I can never leave, not that its a bad thing but what about my family back home, will I at least beable to use the phone Twilight enchanted for me to stay in contact?" I ask "I don't see why not you just can never go home again not even for a short time." she explains "I know it sounds wierd I mean ther is an obvious choice here but can I have a monet to just think?" I ask as it sinks in that I would never get to see my family again, then again its better then being dead right? "Take all the time you need, just call when you've made your choice" she replies "Alright thanks, I shouldnt be long I just need to let this sink in for a few minutes" I say as she fased away leaving me alone in this vast world that is my mind. 'Cmon man this should be a no brainer why is it so hard to just accept her deal, no matter what I do I'll never see my family again, but at least I'll get to talk to them and besides if you die what will that do to Fatman and Fluttershy and more importantly Twilight' "Twilight I've caused you too much pain already, no more" I say to myself before calling Luna back. "Princess" I say "You have a deal, I'm not ready to die yet" I wipe a tear from my eye and look up to the Princess "It is done" she says as im enveloped in a blinding light.

[M]

A month and a half has passed since the incident with Suicide, we've been visiting him everyday, in case he wakes up, he's shown no signs so far. Today The CMC, Spike, The girls, and I are going to visit him. We made our way to the hospital but not before I bought everyone lunch ( I had gotten a job bucking at Sweet Apple Acres.) Confound these ponies they drive me to become broke. BACK TO THE STORY. We walked into the hospital and Nurse Redheart at the front was expecting us, "He's in room 11." she says to us. "Moved him again, huh?" I say to her. 'Hmmm.. maybe He'll wake up today.' I think to myself. We walk in there and everything looks the same, Him just laying in bed looking peaceful I knew he would pull through I just wish he would wake up. 'C'mon wake up soon dude.' I think to myself finding a seat on the floor. We all sit there for about an hour just talking. "I guess we should head out now." I say to everyone in which they nod to me, while Scootaloo hugs him and Twilight gives him a kiss on the cheek. "Wake up soon dude, We'll be waiting heheh." I say walking out of the room.

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I got up early today, cause I just had a feeling that today was gonna be a good day, I didn't know why, but I just had that gut feeling. 'Well guess I should go pick up Twilight.' I think saying later to Fluttershy and walking out the door. Twilight and I got to the hospital about 15 minutes later, and once again Nurse Redheart is there waiting on us. "Room 11 again Hun." she says as we walk in. "Ok thanks Nurse Redheart." Twilight and I walk back there and don't see Suicide laying in the bed but just some pony laying there. "UMM... Nurse Redheart come here a sec." I walk out and say to her. "Where is Kevin?" I ask "he's not the..." Is all I manage to get out as I hear some shuffling on his bed. "MMM... Oh hey Matt." I hear the pony say. "Kevin?" I ask puzzled as hell. "...Yes?" he asks back. "DUDE YOU'RE A FREAKING PEGASUS." I scream out in a mix of surprise and some jealousy. "Oh yeh would you look at that." he says all nonchalant. I look over to see Twilight passed out. "Well I guess I got some explaining to do huh Heheh?"