Our Adventures and Mis-Adventures in Equestria

[K] = Kevin

[M] = Me

[K]

"So about me being a pony, funny story" I start explaining to Fatman "Apparently Princess Luna has the ability to talk to people in their dreams" I stop for a second to itch my head with what is now a hoof, 'this is gonna take some getting used to', "Anyways so apparently she had been watching us for quite some time before I got hurt and she was waiting for the right time to confront one of us" I looked over to make sure I hadn't lost Fatman "So she made me a deal, she would save my life but it meant being bound to this world and being turned into a pony, it was that or I would die" I notice Fatman giving me weird looks "Whats up with you?" I ask "Meh just weird you being a pony and all" He replied "Yea it's gonna take some getting used to for all of us" I say getting up out of bed, of course forgetting i was a pony I tried to stand on two legs and proceeded to eat the floor. "Bah" I mumble "Is there a mirror around here?" I ask "I want to see what i look like" "I'll go ask the nurse if they have one around here somewhere" Fatman says "Cool" I reply. About fifteen minutes later nurse Redheart rolls a mirror into the room. "Sweet" I say jumping up remembering to stand on four legs this time. As I look at myself in the mirror I can't help but feel excited somewhat. I was a blue and white pegasus with blue hair that had a teal streak running through it, hell I looked badass if I might say so. After admiring myself for five minutes or so the boredom overtook Fatman and he spoke up. "So whats its feel like?" he asked "Meh I don't feel any different other then a lil bit shorter." I replied, we failed to notice Twilight starting to come to. "K...Ke...Kevin?" she says shocked at what she was seeing. "The one and only" I reply with a smile. "What happened to you?" she asked "Well in order to save my life Princess Luna bound me to this world and turned me into a pony" I answer not taking my eyes of her, for some reason I was more attracted to her now then I was before, must be pony hormones or something. "Well I must say" she says starting to blush "You're not a half bad looking stallion" All I could do is smile and blush like a fool. "You do know you're gonna have to explain this to everyone else right?" Fatman says "Eeyup" I reply still smiling away "And you do know you're pretty much naked now too right?" "Eeyup" I reply again not caring at all.

[M]

Damn lucky bastard is a pony, 'I want to be a pony.' I think to myself feeling jealous. We make our way back to the library to find Spike doing his everyday chores. We walk into the living area and hear Spike say "Hey Twilight, hey Matt, ......hey other pony." "Oh that's a nice way to say hi to a guy that's been in a coma huh?" Suicide says being his normal sarcastic self. Spike rubs his eyes in disbelief "Kevin?" "The one and only little dude." Suicide says with a smirk. "But.... what... how?" I hear Spike mumble confused as hell. "Sit down Spike we'll explain everything, after we get all the other girls together of course." I say.

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An hour passes as Twilight, Spike, and I go to get the other girls. All the girls are wondering what we're doing and steadily asking questions like "Is this surprise gonna be good?", "Did Kevin wake up.", and Pinkie being Pinkie is like "OOOO I bet it's a surprise party and blah blah blah." (I truthfully don't catch half of the stuff she says, cause she talks so damn fast heheh.) "Just chill out girls, all will be revealed soon." I say trying to get to excited thinking about their reactions. "Everyone say hi, to Kevin." (I swear I heard crickets chirping) "Um.... Matt is this some kind of joke, I don't see him." I hear Rainbow Dash pipe up. "Wow, again what a wonderful way, to say hi too your friend that's been in a coma for a month and a half." Suicide says scaring the hell out of them.... THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES......PRICELESS. By this time Twilight, Spike and I are literally rolling on the floor laughing from the sheer hilarity that was their expressions. Eventually Fluttershy pipes up "Kevin.... Is that really you?" (who'd of thought she would be the first one to speak huh?) "The one and only." He says starting to look annoyed *just a little but not too much*. "Come on in girls he'll explain everything inside." I say getting up off the ground from my laughing fit. Thus began the long and tedious task of explaining to the girls what happened while he was in the coma. "........ and then Princess Luna said 'it is done' and boom here I am completely ponified." he finishes taking a drink of water after his LONG explanation. "Oh wow, Ah must say ya'll definitely look a lot better than what yah did before." Applejack says. "I agree darling, it is simply wonderful to have you back and in such and dashing form." Rarity says getting a blush out of Suicide. "Ease up girls." I hear Twilight say. "He's mine." She finishes planting a kiss on his cheek. And once again during all of this the looks on everyone's faces (including Suicide's this time) PRICELESS. After another one of my laughing fits I stand back up and say "Well girls I guess it's about time we all got home huh, considering it is getting late and I have to get up early for work." I say looking to Applejack. "I agree night everypony." Rarity says walking out the door. Earning a collections of Goodnight from everyone, after that we all took our leave. With the exception of Suicide who decided to stay with Twilight (HEHEH all right) *Trollface*

[K]

The next morning I got up early, I wanted to go job hunting and have some time alone with Twilight (and no despite what Fatman hinted at nothing happened last night). "G'morning Twilight" I say walking into the kitchen "Good morning Kevin" she replies smiling at me. 'I've got to be the luckiest SOB ever ' I think to myself as I smile back at her. "So what did you have planned for today?" she asked me sitting down next to me at the table. "Well" I answer "I'm gonna go around and look for some work" I say taking a drink of coffee "Then I was hoping maybe we could go out later today for dinner and maybe a show?" I say shooting her a wink. "Sounds like a great idea" she replies excitedly. "It's a date then" I say kissing her on the cheek. "Well I'd better get goin, there's a job waiting for me out there somewhere" I proclaim as i wave goodbye to Twilight.

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I had made my way around town without any luck finding a job when it hit me 'I'm a pegasus why don't I go talk to Dash about being a weather pony' I think to myself (Yea apparently the ability to fly came with the body). I make my to town hall to see if there are any openings for any weather ponies. Upon arriving I walk up to the front desk "Is the mayor available?" I ask the receptionist "I'm here to see if there's any job openings for a weather pony" I state "Wait here I'll see if she's available" she replies walking into the back. A few minutes later she returns and points me to the back "The mayor will see you now". I make my way back into the Mayor's office where I see her sitting at her desk signing papers. "I understand your looking for work as a weather pony?" she asks looking up at me "Yes ma'am" I reply. "Well your in luck, we just got an opening for a cloud wrangler right here in the Ponyville area" she says "If you want it the job is yours, you'll be answering to a pony named Rainbow Dash, do you know her?" she asks "Yes ma'am we've met" I reply "Great lets get the paperwork done and you can start tomorrow" she says looking for the forms. "Fantastic" I say happy to have found a job. "I can't wait"

[M]

'Damn I'm glad Suicide is back to being himself....sort of, bastards a fucking pony now .....Lucky :(.' I think to myself as a punch a tree getting a satisfying crack out of both it and my hand. ".......FUCK MY HAND!" I scream out in pain while the tree adding insult to injury, making an apple fall on my head. "Stupid fucking tree." I say as I punch it again with the same hand. ".....AHH WHY DID I DO THAT?!" "WHAT IN TARNATION IS ALL THAT RACKET ABOUT?!" Applejack says walking out of the barn. 'Oh god, how am I gonna explain this.' I think to myself embarrassed as hell. "Uh.... I was getting carried away....having OH so much fun, and I may have punched a tree once or twice and..... maybe broke my hand in the process." I say putting on a bad poker face. "Uh-huh, and why would yah do such a thing as that?" Applejack asks me looking at me like I'm an idiot. "I don't know, like I said I guess I just got carried away." I say still putting on a bad poker face. "Well I think I'm gonna get to the hospital... if that's fine of course." "Just go yah darn foal." She says smirking at me.

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So I arrive at the hospital to get my hand checked out, turns out I broke my middle finger. 'Well, won't be using that hand for awhile.' I think chuckling a little bit. 'Damn I'm an idiot, eh let's go see what Suicide is doing.' I proceed to walk through Ponyville and spot Suicide coming out of the Mayor's Office, 'Oh well that was easy.' "HEY KEVIN!" I holler out to him, scaring the shit out of him cause he jumped about five feet and then turned to look at me mid flight. "You would make Fluttershy proud dude." I say laughing my ass off. "Yeh yeh laugh it up, Karma's a bitch." "Meh, I'm over it, So what were you doing at the Mayor's Office?" I ask him. "Oh I was seeing if they had any job openings for a weather pony, and they had an open position for a cloud wrangler." He says. "...A wuh?" "A person who goes... are you following me... and puts the clouds away." .....Smartass.... "OOH ok I get it." I say. "Well good luck dude." "Yeh hopefully I won't fall out of the sky heheh." He says chuckling a little. "Yeh that would suck." I say 'and be funny as hell.' "So where you headed now Suicide?" I ask. "Oh I'm just heading back to the library, I'm taking Twilight out on a date tonight." He says smirking. "Well you better be careful you know how them silent ones are." I say getting a blush out of him. *POMF* "PFFFTT... BWAHAHA, NO WAY, what were you thinking about huh?" I ask. "SHU...Shut up Fatman... you asshole." he manages to get out trying to put his wings back down. "Well now that I'm done fucking with you I'm gonna get back to Fluttershy's, see if she needs any help with anything." I say walking off. "Later dude, and good luck with your date."

[K]

I arrive back at the library to find Twilight deep in study, "Hey you" I say startling her out of her trance "Oh hey" she says with a smile "Howed your job hunt go?" she asks as she puts her books away. "Well I start tomorrow as a cloud wrangler" I explain "I'll be working with Dash as a weather pony." I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water and notice Spike making tea "Oh hey Spike hows it goin" I say "Hey Kevin" He replies "Tea?" he offers me a cup. "Thanks, though I'm not much of a tea drinker" I say taking the cup from him. "Eh we all have our flaws right?" he says walking out of the kitchen. "Yea......wait what" I say realising what he had said. 'Little smartass' I think to myself as i take a drink of tea. I walk back into the living area, "Well ima go get cleaned up and ready for our date" I say smiling at Twilight "Alrighty I'm gonna finish putting these books away then I'll get ready myself" she replies placing a book on the shelf. 'I'm so looking forward to tonight' I think walking upstairs to the bathroom to start getting ready.

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I had aquired tickets to one of Octavia's shows so after finishing dinner we headed to the concert and found our seats. "How did you come by these tickets anyways?" Twilight asks "These couldn't have been easy to get." I smiled "I pulled some strings and called in a favor or two" I say with a smile "Lets just enjoy the show" It was still early when the show ended so we decided to get a couple drinks at the local bar. "Tonights been fun" Twilight says takign a drink of cider "Not very ofter I get out and do anything" "Yea back home I was the same way" I say "I rarely ever went out" I take a drink of cider and set my glass on the bar. "Thanks for coming out with me tonight" I say blushing "Oh no need for thanks" she says "Your the one doing me a favor." After a drink or three we make our way back to the library. Needless to say one thing led to another and well, I don't think I need to go into detail. Good thing Spike's such a good sleeper.