C'mon, give me a break. It's a diary. Do I really need to name it? Seriously, even princesses aren't Perfect!

"I thought I was happier as a filly. Weird."

"Celestia, you sound like me. Only I say, 'I THOUGHT MY ENTIRE LIFE WAS HAPPIER.'"

Celestia took a long stare at Luna. Breaking the silence, Luna shouted,

"WEIRD."

"Luna, I'm serious! I could swear I was a cute, happy filly!"

"Eh, I sort of remember you being a bit gloomy."

"Really? Because it all seems so weird. I mean, generally, if you had a pony look at us, they would guess that YOU were the sad filly. No offense."

"What can I say, after all I am the Princess of the Night."

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU LUNA? THAT DOESN'T COOL FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE!"

"Woah. Self-centered much?"

"I apologize Luna, Twilight and her friends got me saying that."

"Hey, why isn't anypony ever talking about me? Why don't any ponies take my name in vane?"

"For Cel- MY sake, why does it matter?"

"You wouldn't get it."

"If it makes you feel better, I'll start saying it. What the hay; for your birthday I'll ask all of my subjects to start... err.. taking your name in vane, I guess. I don't know."

"You'd really do that for me, Sunbutt?"

"JUST READ THE DUMB DIARY WITH ME MORE!"

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The other ponies hurt my feelings when they tease me. They say mean things like "Let's fly to the magical castle, Sunbutt!", and, "Sunbutt, your hair is burning my eyes extra today!" It's true, my hair is extremely shiny and somehow can burn everypony's eyes. It's weird but not the point. They're all mean to me! No one calls Luna 'Moonbutt'! They just HATE me! And I'm so BUCKING tired of it! I'm sorry for the cussing, but it's TRUE! I just want Luna to get the hay outta my life!"

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"Celestia, do you HATE me?"

"I swear Luna, I don't remember that nor still feel that way!"

"Oh you swear alright! More like SWARE! AS IN, CURSE? DROP THE B BOMB? 'CUSS', AS YOU AND YOUR GOOD- GIRLNESS WOULD SAY?"

"Luna, you can't possibly be mad at me for something that happened hundreds of years ago!"

"I'm sorry, you're right. After all, you did say you're going to get everypony to take my name in vane for my birthday!"

"I'm not exactly sure why you're excited about that, but moving on."

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Today Luna got a boyfriend. I thought Ma would be mad, but she laughed like it didn't even matter! Doesn't he need ma's permission to be her boyfriend? Seriously, I read a book about it! I read books about everything. I absolutely LOVE books. They take my mind off of everything bad. They make me feel like I'm in my own little world, like it's just me and the characters. It's AMAZING. I love books so much. I forget about Luna, Ma, Pa, and all of the fillies. All the weight of the world is off my shoulders when I read books.

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"You sound like Twilight.", Luna said.

"I do, don't I."

Just then, a letter from Twilight came in.

"Wow. What a coincidence!" Celestia said.

It said,

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have learned a very important lesson about friendship. I learned that sometimes you're more similar to someone you might think. Sometimes ponies can be intimidating, while others may seem meek. But no matter how different two ponies can be, there may be more similarities than you may think.

                                                          Your Faithful Student,

                                                                           -Twilight Sparkle

They were both silent for a moment. Obviously, with nothing else to say, Luna shouted, "NOW THAT WAS WEIRD."