C'mon, give me a break. It's a diary. Do I really need to name it? Seriously, even princesses aren't Perfect!

by BronyPinkamena

Uh... Chapter 3, I guess?

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"This is so strange! I think something is going on! You wanna know what I think Luna? You wanna know what I THINK?"

"Celestia, what's the big deal?"

" I think one of Twilight's friends found this diary first and they're reading it to her!"

"I highly doubt that, but even if that was true, what's the big deal?" Luna wasn't exactly understanding Celestia's theory.

"BECAUSE WE HAVE ONLY GOTTEN SO FAR IN THIS DIARY! WHAT IF THERE IS SOMETHING SECRETIVE IN THERE!?"

"So what? Listen, there's something really important that you should know about this situation."

"WHAT IS IT LUNA?!?! WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?!?"

"I'm gonna go to the corner store and grab a soda, we're all out. See ya!"

"YOU GET BACK HERE!" Celestia could feel her face glowing bright red as Luna walked out 'Le Royal Doors'. Celestia realized there's no point in waiting for her and started to read again.

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Sometimes I wonder if Ma and Pa are hiding something from me. Like, maybe I'm adopted! Maybe there's something wrong with me. Maybe I'm just a character on a TV show made for girls ages 4-8 that adult men watch. All I can do is wonder. But what about Loona? What about the way she gets whatever she wants? Loony Loona. I'm scared that one day something's gonna happen to her though. Maybe she's gonna get sick. Maybe she's gonna fall into a black hole. (Celestia cringed as she read that). Or maybe she's gonna get sad. Maybe one night she's gonna have a bad dream. Like a nightmare. Maybe she's gonna get so sad that she will be really, really, sad. I hope Loona will always stay her Loony self, as much as I can't stand her. Truth is, I love Loona. I love her more than anything. I love her so much, I might even try to learn how to spell her name. Speaking of that, I learned how to spell MY name! Selestia. I feel so great! I mean, Ma and Pa didn't tell me that's how to spell it, but come on, how else would you spell it?

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Celestia stared at the diary entry. She stared, and stared, and stared, and finally, she just FREAKED OUT. "SERIOUSLY? LUNA LEAVES THINKING I HATE HER THEN I SEE THIS!?!!" She hears the doors open. "CELESTIA! WHERE ARE YOU! I GOT POPCORN TOO! YOU WANT SOME? I'LL EVEN LET YOU MAKE IT!" Luna said as she walked in. Celestia ran down the stairs and shoved the diary in Luna's face. "LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. LOOOOOK AT THIS." "Yeah? What about it? Funny how you lose your cool so much in the castle, but in public you're so calm. It's weird, actually. But I thought we were gonna read these together." "Well OH WELL. JUST READ THIS ENTRY. IT PROVES EVERYTHING! "Wait, what? It proves scientific theories, that Discord created Equestria, that I accidentally let Philomena out of her cage and she flew out the window and I replaced her with a stuffed animal and you haven't noticed yet?" "WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART YOU LOONY?!?" "Uhh.... Sorry Sunbutt." "Luna I am about to rip all of your bones out of your body. But first look at this! It proves that I didn't hate you at all!" Luna reads the entry quietly. "Okay." "OKAY? OKAY? I DID NOT HAVE THE MIGRAINE OF MY LIFE TO HEAR 'OKAY'." "Well what else do you want me to say, Sunbutt?" "1... 2... 3... 4...  THIS ISN'T WORKING LUNA I WANT TO KILL YOU?" "Yet you're the ruler of Equestria and I'm not. I mean, I know, in all fairness, I did need to get banished to the moon for 1000 years but still."

Luna was not mad at Celestia at all, but Celestia felt different. You see, Celestia had always felt the need to please everyone. If one pony wasn't happy, she would make a very big deal out of it. Luna could care less about those diary entries, but Celestia felt horrible about them, saying she hated Luna. That's why she felt such a great need for Luna to see the one she read without her. Luna always knew that Celestia got worked up easily, but she never realized that Celestia felt such a great need to please her, Princess Luna, formerly Nightmare Moon. Celestia's nervous feelings sort of upset Luna, but Luna always decided it didn't matter, that she just was a Nervous Nellie, or however that expression goes. But today, Luna decided to do something special for her sister. Something that would truly make her sister relax.