Anti-Social Anon in Equestria

Chapter 3

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You wake up to darkness, you panic for a moment thinking you are back in the forest. You quickly realize that there is a cloth wrapped around your eyes. You attempt to move your hand up to remove it, but find you are unable to do so. You determine that you are tied down to a chair. A rope around your waist, A rope on each wrist, and a rope on each ankle, securely fixing you to the chair. "Im back what did I miss?" "Perfect timing! Well...I think we are captured" "...Dumb ass" "Go through the portal they said. It will be fun they said." You shift around and you are able to determine you are missing all of your weapons and your backpack but you still had your clothes and your gloves on. Suddenly you hear a door open behind you and a feminine voice along with it. "Hey girls I think he is awake!" The voice exclaimed. Wait they know you are a guy? Awkward. You are able to determine there are stairs as you hear the room filled with light clopping noises and it seems they all went to the opposite side of the table. It sounded like none of them got too close to you so you let out a yelp when the cloth obscuring you vision was ripped of your face. You let your eyes adjust to the sudden light as you looked around the room. It was a basement with some lab equipment laying to your right. To your left you saw all your gear laying against the wall a few feet from you and it looked like all your pop-tarts were devoured "Great". You looked at the table and you say burn marks on cuts on it, you were able to connect the lab equipment to the table easily and there was a single light hanging from the ceiling over the table. You look at the cyan midget horse floating to your left first. The cloth was being held in it mouth, but you could still see a smug grin. You notice it was wings "Wings?" you silently ask yourself as you silently shift your gaze over the five others from across the table.

You recognize the purple one with the horn but not the others. You see a orange with a blonde mane wearing a hat, a yellow one hiding behind a pink mane which also had wings clamped tightly to its body, a pink one with a puffy pink mane that couldn't stop bouncing, and a white one with a blue mane which also had a horn. The cyan one fell in line with the others and they began to whisper to one another. They don't seem to realize you can hear them clearly. The orange one said to the purple one in a thick southern accent "Ahthought ya said he could talk, sugar-cube." and the yellow one barely said "I-I have never seen an a-animal like that b-before." to the cyan one who never took her eyes off of you. The white one who had a slight french accent turned to the pink one and said "I have never seen something so odd, I must get some measurements sometime." "Good luck with that." The purple one stood up on a unseen stool on the other side to get eye level with you. You glared at it patiently, expectantly, listening intently. The purple one began to speak "Hello I am Twi-" and she was immediately interrupted by the pink one who leaped up on the table grabbed your face with both hoofs and said "HiimPinkiePieandiwasjustwonderingifyouhadmoreofthosestrawberryrectanglethings?!?" You look around pleadingly for help, this one was too close for comfort. The orange one promptly stepped up, bit on to the pink ones tail and attempted to drag it off the table.

The pink one had a tighter grip than you thought and she dragged you up onto the table along with her. You yell in aggravation "What are you doing?!" The room fell silent and you felt yourself lifted and put back into your original place. The purple one had a grin on her face. "See? I told you." she said cheerfully. "Anyways before I was so rudely interrupted" She glanced back at the pink one who was now looking through your gear frantically. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, whats your name?" she asked with a smile. "N-n-nice to m-meet you T-twilight, my name is A-a-anonymous Unknown, but everyone c-calls me A-anon for short." You reply quickly. "So Anon what part of Equestria are you from?" Twilight asked. You turn your head to the side in a curious manner. "Equestria? wheres that? I-i-im from Manhattan if it helps." "Do you mean Manehatten?" Twilight said, matching your head movement. "N-n-no Manhattan." you said, slightly irritated. Her friends behind her shifted and whispered to each other uncomfortably. Twilight then tipped the light your way, effectively blinding you, and asked "What are you?" You tip your head down to avoid the blinding light and say "I am a-a-a Human. W-what are y-y-y-you?" Twilight then moved the light out of your face and replied "Hoo-man? never heard of them. Anyways me and my friends here are Ponies. I happen to be a Unicorn along with rarity." She pointed a hoof to the white pony with the horn. "Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are Pegasus." You glanced briefly at the two as Twilight pointed a hoof in their direction.

"Last but not least,  Pinkie Pie and Appl-" Immediately the pink pony you assumed was Pinkie Pie jumped into your lap and yelled "Ilnowyouhavemoreofthesethingssomewhere! Wherearethey?! Huh?! Huh?!" Her breath smelled strongly of strawberry's and with every time she said "huh" her eyes popped out of her head and got closer to you. "This bitch is crazy!" you silently scream. Suddenly a purple aura surrounded Pinkie and lifted her off of you. "Sorry about that I`ll be back in a moment." Twilight said with and with that a bright flash emitted from her horn and Twilight and Pinkie were gone. With that all your fucks flew out the window "Join the club" your brain said dully. The orange one with the 'cowboy hat' stepped up and said "Sorry ah' bout that sugarcube, that Pinkie is ah' wild one. Mah name is Applejack." as she tipped her hat politely. There was a awkward silence as Applejack stepped down, you begin to think of the questions you need to ask. Suddenly there was again another bright flash and Twilight appeared once again with Pinkie. Pinkie was sitting against the wall in a snug little straight jacket. It looked kinda adorable in a sick way of course. You turn toward Twilight and begin to ask some of your own questions.

"W-w-what are you g-going to do to m-m-m-me?" you stammer out. Twilight thought for a moment and said "We aren't going to do anything to you until the Princesses get here." You blink and ask quickly "Who a-a-are your prin-c-cesses and when do they g-get here?" Twilight had more of a sound of pride in her voice "Princess Celestia and Luna will be here in a few days." "A few days!?" You blurt out suddenly. You quickly ask "Are you keeping me down here until that time?" Twilight replied in a stern voice "No, if you answer the next three questions honestly we will untie you, but for the time being you must be supervised by one of us."  You nervously say "Okay s-s-shoot." Twilight's face still stern, she asked "Anon, Why do you have weapons, why are they bloody, and do you eat meat?" You silently say "Might as well give them what they want." Your brain said simply "We're fucked." You take a deep breath and reply "I brought w-w-w-weapons because I thought it would be d-dangerous getting here, and I was right I fought off these wolf made o-o-o-out of wood an-" "Timber Wolves." Twilight corrected. You blink "...Right and I fought and k-k-killed a Manticore. Y-y-yes by the way I do eat meat but I am a Omnivore so calm yo' self." You say grinning at the last part. "Alright girls untie him." Twilight sighed and added "Sorry about the the whole 'knocking you out and tying you up' thing" As the two of the mares came up to your chair Rainbow Dash glanced at you and said in a whisper "Yeah she has a thing for bondage." afterwards she winked at you You and your brain both screamed "DAFAQ?!" You make a mental note that these Ponies are just about waist high to you. You lean towards Rainbow Dash who just untied your left hand and say "By the w-w-way you are far from being o-o-o-out of the woods yet." Rainbow Dash put on a sheepish smile and quickly replied "Yea sorry about that, dont worry Anon i`ll make it up to you sometime."  She winks at you again. "Eww" While you were distracted you did not notice Applejack untied the rest of your binds. "T-t-t-thank you...A-a-applejack was it?" She smiles, nods, and says "No problem partner." her hatted head as she and Rainbow Dash return to the other side of the table.

You stand up and walk towards your gear as everypony watches you silently. You begin to reach towards your knives but you are interrupted by a blinding flash. You look around and notice that your weapons are gone. You turn abruptly towards the table and say "Why?" with anger in your tone. Twilight quickly replied "Im sorry Anon but we cant give you those back just yet." Your brain quickly chimed in "Anon calm down. We can escape in time but first we need info and supplies before we leave."  You return to your chair "Hmph fine so where am I?" Everyone said in union "In Ponyville!" Your eye twitches " *sigh* Perfect. and what is my current location?" Twilight smiled and said "We are currently in my basement." "This mare just gets weirder and weirder..." "A-also where am I s-s-s-staying?" The mares looked from one to another, it seemed that they all had their own excuse. Rainbow Dash said "Well it would be cool to have a roommate but my house is in the clouds and you would probably fall straight through." Twilight looked around and said "Well I would love to give you a room but I already got two others in my house, Spike and Owlicious are enough to handle already." Rarity mummbled something about "Not wanting to let monsters around her little sister." Applejack said "Ah'm sorry, sugarcube, mah farm is under renovation." desperately not wanting to make eye contact with you or anyone for that manner. Fluttershy squeaked "Animal killer" and hid behind Twilight. All eyes then turned on Pinkie Pie, who, by the looks of it was just about ready to explode out of her straight-jacket. Speaking of the devil she did. There was an explosion of confetti and suddenly before you could react she tackled you and screamed "Yay! Sleepover!!!*squee*"  "Umm what the hell was that?" you asked. Pinkie stepped of your chest and as you sat up she replied "What was what silly filly?" You shake your head and say "N-nevermind." "Pinkie try not to go to overboard with Anon here." Rainbow Dash said as she playfully cuffed your leg with a hint of concern in her voice.

Pinkie stuck her tongue out at Rainbow Dash and said "Dithie phft nmopth imf resphmphfislf." Rainbow stared at her dully and said "Your tongue Pinkie." Giggling Pinkie pulled her tongue back into her mouth  and replied "Dashie you know I am responsible." Rainbow looked towards you and said "Good Night and good luck Anon" as she headed up the stairs and out the door. Pinkie tugged at you leg, looked up at you and said "Come on Anon, grab you stuff and lets go, its getting late." You quickly oblige, grabbing your items and following Pinkie out of the basement. Behind you everypony else followed. You  duck easily under the door and found yourself in a library. You thought twilight seemed to be the book worn type of girl...erm ...mare. You try to take a good look at the books before Pinkie and Twilight drag you out into the night. You look back at Twilight's house and quickly realize its that tree-house-thingie-mabob. Twilight turns to Pinkie and says in a hushed tone "No one should know about him and if they have to, for instance Mr and Mrs Cake, the less people know about him the better, also remember to not let him out of your sight." Twilight then turn towards you "I will speak to the mayor, the mare you scared away earlier, about keeping the hush-hush as well." then she added "If it isn't too late." You nod silently and look at the town around you. You slip on your backpack and followed the bouncing mare down the road, deeper into this odd town. You wave to the other five mares as they split of towards their own destination.

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You peer at the softly illuminated buildings that had a very old timeish and rustic feel to them. You then turn your attention to the night time sky. The moon and stars were abnormally large and bright, making it easy to see the town in its soft glow. You also notice that no one else is out, nor are any of the lights on in any house, you assume it must be a late night hour, if only you didnt forget your stupid watch. Pinkie popped her head over your right shoulder and you yelped and cringed in surprise, when you were zoning out you apparently didn't notice her climb on to your backpack. She was surprisingly light.  "There it is home, sweet home!" she said with a gentle smile as she pointed with a pink hoof towards a building about fifty feet away. As you closed the distance you notice that the building was crafted to be made to look like it was made out of sweets. You peer at the windows and notice that all the lights are off. As you gaze in awe you ask "W-w-what is t-t-t-this place?" Pinkie Pie jumps over your head in front of you and says "This is Sugarcube Corner! Silly!" as she quietly opens the door and peeks her head in. "Stop c-calling me that. My name is Anon." She immediately slips inside and motions for you to join her. You creep in after her, as quietly as a shadow. To your disappointment Its too dark to make out much inside. You suddenly feel something soft brush up against your hand, you immediately pull your hand away out of instinct. You hear Pinkie whisper "Anon! Grab my tail, okie-dokie-loki?" You quickly reply "No!" "Stop being so stubborn, you twit." Pinkie added "Yeah silly filly, what he said. Come on hurry up!" You feel her fluffy tail bump you in the chest. "Wait what was that? ugh never mind no im not doing it" You quickly whisper back. You hear some shuffling, then you feel something sweet shoved into your mouth and you feel a pair of teeth clamp down hard on your crotch. Your screams of agony are muffled by the sweet-tasting item in your mouth as you feel yourself being guided through the dark. Tears are rolling down your face and you have your hands firmly planted on Pinkie's head. You feel yourself turned several times before you both reached your destination. "Oh god she- HAHAHAHA I like her already!" Your brain said as she finally let go.

"There are stairs here be quiet and watch your step." Pinkie whispers. You silently follow her again up the stairs until you reached the top. "Grab my tail this time." You once again feel her soft tail brush up against your hand, you immediately grab it, not wanting to go through that again. She leads you to a door in the dark, your hear the door in front of you open quietly, you follow Pinkie inside quickly. You let go of her tail and you stand silently in the dark as you hear the door behind you... and lock. Your hair stands on end and a wave of paranoia washes over you. Much to your dismay you feel the sweet item leave your mouth and you hear Pinkie whisper "There is a bed to your right, Good night." You whisper back "Good Night, Pinkie." You hear the squeaking of a bed to your left and the shifting of covers. You remain motionless for about another minute before you deem it safe. You take off your bag, open it, and pull out a pair shorts that you usually wear when you go to sleep. You silently remove your shirt and your pants and you then slip the shorts on. You step and reach to your right finally reaching the bed. You climb under the covers after a long day, and then you realize that this bed is a bit small for you. You curl up and finding it peaceful enough to get comfortable, you finally fall sleep.

To be continued...