Anti-Social Anon in Equestria
Chapter 4: Spending the day with Pinkie Pie.
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You feel the morning sun blasting you in the face as you finally wake up. It seems that last night you did not notice the window. You can see the tops of other houses from your resting place. You shift in the small bed trying to get the sunlight out of your eyes but soon realize you don't really want to stay in bed anyways. You open your eyes and all you see are two large blue eyes staring back over the edge of the bed at you. You think you can already see the corners of her huge smile To your much of your disliking you recognize where you are and who you are looking at. You grunt as you put your hand on Pinkie's head and you push it firmly out of sight. You see her head rise again but this time you see her wearing a pair of fake glasses, a nose, and a mustache of course with her ever present smile. You purse your lips to stop yourself from grinning as you roll over and face the wall. To much of your surprise she was there as well. You quickly peek over your shoulder and see she was no longer there. Not accepting defeat you throw the blankets over you head and groan "Its too early f-f-for good m-moods!" Pinkie shakes you and says "Come on silly filly, its time to wake up." You jump up when she touches you and stand immediately from the bed. You turn in a flash to see Pinkie sitting on the bed missing her masquerade, staring with noticeable concern as she looked upon your upper arms, chest, and abdomen. "How does she move so fast?" Your temper shoots though the roof as you grit your teeth and growl "First don't call me that, My name is Anon. Second don't ever touch me. Ever. If you follow those rules you will be just fine." Pinkie then pointed a hoof towards your chest and stammers out "H-h-how? Who?" Her blue eyes scanning the large amount of scars racing across your body, some of them still scabbing, others criss-crossing and forming words.
You look down at your scars, unaffected, still keeping your grim demeanor. You cross your arms in front of you and gruffly reply "I did these with my knifes." you look back at her with a piercing stare as she kept her own. "What now? D-d-do you think im a freak? or even more so for that m-m-matter. Are you now a-a-afraid of me?" you stammer out as you scowl back down at your body. She shook her head "No. No not at all, I just feel sorry for you." she said just above a whisper, still staring at your scars. You step to the side and grab a grey shirt and as you start to put it on you say "Well don't. That's sorrow wasted." As your head slips through the shirt you ask "Whats for break...fast. What?" You see she is no longer on the bed or in the room for that matter. You take this opportunity to observe your surroundings. Its a decently sized room with one window, two beds, one dresser, and a stand next to each bed. You notice a brown cupcake with light blue icing on the stand next to your bed. You step up and inspect it and sure enough it is the sweet item that was shoved into your mouth the night before, you can tell because it has a bite mark matching the pattern of your teeth. Realizing how hungry you were, you immediately begin to chow down on the slightly stale cupcake. You couldn't possibly care less because it was by far the sweetest thing you ever tasted. When you were about half way done stuffing your face, Pinkie burst through the door, you turn towards her, icing covering your face, and you see her carrying another tray of cupcakes. "Holy-sweet-marry-of-mother-fucking-jesus. YES!"
Both you and Pinkie begin to chow down at a unreal speed. Pinkie literally eating one in a single bite with you close behind her taking about four bites to finish one. You took up places sitting opposite of each other, leaning against your beds. After the slaughter of the innocent cupcakes Pinkie began to ask you questions and did the same to her. "So Anon." Pinkie asked, icing still on her face. "Yesh Pinkie?" You reply, still munching on the last few bits of cupcakes. Pinkie inspecting the ceiling and quickly glancing at you from time to time said "Back at home what did you do?" "Shit. Try to leave the part out about cooking meat." "Well I w-w-worked at a res-restaurant." Pinkie suddenly showing interest. "Really?! So do I!!" you jump a bit at her sudden response but you still continue "Huh it seems we have more in common then I thought. Wheres the restaurant that you work at?" Pinkie's smile somehow getting bigger by the second. "You are right above it! But this is a bakery, not a restaurant." she said absolutely gleaming. With your curiosity peaked you regrettably ask "So what do you make?" She takes a deep breath "Oh shit." She begins to blab on and on about what she makes. "Ohwhatdowemake?wemakeallsortsofthingslikecakeandpieandcupcakesofalldifferentshappesandsizesandflavor. Your brain screams "Oh god where is the off button!?" likethecupcakesimadeearlierandlikethecakeillmakelaterand-" Suddenly she is interrupted by a tapping on the window. You both turn to the window and see Rainbow Dash peering inside, you are able to make out that she is wearing a brown saddlebag. Pinkie Pie bounced over to the window and let her float through the window. Pinkie retakes her original place and Rainbow stands between you two shifting through her saddlebag. She carefully takes out a soft-red and black colored item in her cyan maw. "Could it be?"
It was! Rainbow Dash gently places your beloved blade, Rosie, into your hand. You quickly wipe away the pony slobber and lace you fingers into the brass-knuckle grip. Pinkie standing up turned towards Rainbow and said "Dashie I don't thank that's a-" A smile breaking across your face for the first time today "Thank you so much Rainbow! it really means a lot to me." She basked in your appreciation "Oh you its just your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash being awesome as usual." she said as she dusted off a hoof on her chest. You happily admire it back in your hand, its familiar weight making you smile even more. Pinkie stood up, shuffled nervously and said to Rainbow "Hey Rainbow can I speak to you privately please?" But much to Pinkie Pie`s frustration Rainbow's curiosity was peaked. "That's nice Pinkie. Sooooo Anon whats that thing do?" You look at her with a glint in your eye and you say "C-c-curious eh? Here let me show y-y-you." You grip Rosie's sides and you press on the back on the blade hidden inside. Suddenly the blade ejects from its hidden sheath and you grip the brass-knuckle loops and hold it proudly in the light of the sun, glints of light playing off its tip. Even Pinkie was awe-struck and as you were reunited with your blade you did not notice that Rainbow was not staring at you blade as you and Pinkie were, but staring at you instead. Addressing your small audience "Her n-n-name is Rosie." You say as you slowly reset the blade and put it back in your pocket, away from prying eyes. Rainbow Dash then turned towards Pinkie and asked her "So Pinkie what were you saying?" Pinkie blinked and smiled sheepishly "Oh um sorry I forgot Hehe." In all honesty she didn't and she was concerned about you but that was the happiest she saw you, when you were reunited with you knife. So she decided it was for the best anyway...right?
You smile contently at both the mares as an awkward silence settles in. Rainbow plops down and breaks the silence by saying "So.. now what?" Pinkie sits back down scrunches up her face and taps a hoof against her head and thinks aloud "Hmm we could... nah Anon can't go outside, umm we could throw a party! Hows that sound?" Rainbow narrows her eyes and replies "A party of three? Im not feeling it. Wait I got an idea! I could do some tricks outside! How about that Anon?" You are a bit torn "Uhh I don't know... sure Dashie lets see what you got." Rainbow noticeably blushes from your nick-name and quickly replies "Alright you're in for a show!" and quickly blasts out of the open window, leaving a swift gust of wind, and her saddlebag in the middle of the floor. You rush to the window and stare out as you see Rainbow doing loops and somersaults though the open air at high speeds. You are so distracted that you don't see Pinkie throwing a silent fit behind you. Suddenly a light bulb pops up over her head, she swipes it from over her head and slips out of the room. Rainbow just completed a difficult maneuver involving her spinning and doing several three-sixty's while being dangerously close to the ground just as Pinkie walked in carrying another tray of pink colored cupcakes with white icing, needless to say you were on the edge of your seat watching Rainbow, but cupcakes man! Really fucking good cupcakes! Once you catch the strong sweet scent of the cupcakes you forget all about Rainbow and go to stuffing your face instead. Rainbow stopping by the window for a moment to gloat sees Pinkie feeding you and sticking out her tongue at her, you are too busy to notice. Your brain says "Man are you fucking clueless or what." and he is promptly ignored.
Rainbow gets a determined look in her eyes as she decides its time to break out the big guns. She flies straight into the air to and astonishing height and dives straight down into a nose dive, her mane and tail leaving a brilliant multicolored streak behind her. Suddenly with a sonic boom that shook Ponyville she broke the sound barrier and formed a giant rainbow across the sky. It even made you stop eating a delicious cupcake and you immediately go straight back to the window and admire the view. Rainbow flew into view and perched on the window seal and said breathlessly "And *gasp* that's why they call *deep breath* 'Rainbow Dash'." You applauded Rainbow as Pinkie looked down in defeat.
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A few hours and a couple thousand games of Uno later the three of you resulted in talking about much of Equestrian culture. "So Pegasus control and alter the weather, Unicorns can use magic to alter and improve things, and Earth ponies are strong and great at agriculture?" "Right!" Pinkie and an Rainbow say in union. You give a slight smile and you reach over and start to put on your jacket after feeling a slight breeze slip through the room. You peer out the window and stare at the sky as the sun is slowly setting. You slowly remember why you were staying at Pinkie's in the first place. You slowly sound the words out "So are the Princesses going arrive soon?" "Rainbow shook her head with a stern face and replied "Not likely, border relations between the Griffin Kingdom and ours are not to good at the moment." Pinkie looks at you and smiles "Hey Anon!" You look at her oddly and say "Yes?" She hopped up "You stopped stuttering!" You smile "Hey your right! I guess I finally got comfortable enough around you guys!" Rainbow says coolly "Yep musta been the magic of the Rain-boom." "Or cupcakes!" Pinkie quickly added. All of the sudden Pinkie jumps up and runs towards the door and quickly yells back "Thestoreisbeingrobbed!" as she slipped through the door. Rainbow exploded out the window as break-neck speeds leaving Uno cards flying everywhere. Wanting to help you step over to the window and peer out, making sure no one saw you. It seemed that the coast was clear so you step out of the window and onto the roof. You see a bipedal figure run out of the front door carrying a sack and with Rainbow and Pinkie close behind.
Your brain calls out suddenly "It has a weapon!" You feel a familiar chill go up your spine as you spy a sword's sheath hanging of it back. "GO. NOW." You flick on your hood and check to see if Rosie is still in your pocket, you're in luck cause it is. You get a running start and leap off the roof in their direction. You drop about fifteen feet and hit the ground with a thud and you immediately roll, maintaining speed and transferring the shock that would have snapped your legs like toothpicks. You sprint as fast as you could slowly closing the distance as they continue their pursuit. They run though a market place and you must think fast, the less ponies see you the better. You see boxes stacked on the side of a house. "Perfect" You jump on the boxes and wall-run a short distance until you reach the hangover of the roof. You pull yourself up and decide to split them off, as you jumped easily from roof-top to roof-top you notice the creature run into and alley-way with the two in hot pursuit. You know that if it was cornered the blade would be drawn. You quickly speed over to more buildings and reach the alley from above and sure enough it had a short sword drawn.You tightly grab Rosie and get squared over it. The bipedal dog-creature had the blade ready to swing as you jumped down on it. You brought the brass-knuckles down on its head full force from the ten foot drop. It didn't stand a chance from the heavy blow. Pinkie and Rainbow rushed over to you as you pinned the beast down. "Hell live." You muttered breathlessly and the majority of the shock left their faces. You pass the bag back to Pinkie and looked at Rainbow. "Do you have a jail? If not ill kill him, right here, right now." Rainbow quickly responded "You don't need to do that we have a jail, calm down." You hand Rainbow the now sheathed sword and turn towards Pinkie. "So now the fun part. How do we get back with out being seen?" You say with a grin on your face.