Hello everypony…Oh…This is weird. I'm just talking into this thing he calls a…microphone. Its strange that it can record everything that I say. Hehe…not as strange as that stallion though…

I am getting off topic though. Now where was I…Oh yes. Hello everypony My name is Fleur de Lis, and I want to tell you about the strangest most wonderful stallion I have ever met in my life.

I want to tell you about how I met…the Doctor…

(GORE JUST IN CASE…)

(Also Image by Alkonium)