Society Of The Alicorns

Mark

    "Zebra Islands, been a while." Cookie said, she turned to a guard, "Excuse me, but I have reason to believe one of your people may be a fraud, an old friend in hiding, you may say."

    "No one here is a fraud." the zebra guard said, "You should leave right now."

    "Interesting voice there." she said, "What made you think I wouldn't recognize it, Mark?"

    "Cookie, come on, please, don't make me go back." Mark said, "I like the Zebra Islands better, anyway."

    "Found you, Markiplier." Cookie giggled.

    "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!!" Mark yelled as Cookie dragged him off.

Jason

    "Excuse me, sir." a stallion stepped into the astronomer's office. Very spacious, had room for a giant telescope and all that shit. "I'm here to do a report on your most recent stellar discoveries, could you spare a moment?"

    "Certainly, of course." the astronomer said, "Dr. Universe, nice to meet you."

    "I prefer calling people their real names." the stallion said, getting a confused look from the astronomer, "Jason, was it?"

    "How did you-?" Jason was flabbergasted, until he noticed the brown eyes, "Edd!"

    "You couldn't go too far away, could you?" Edd said, "Had to make sure your friends in the city were okay, even if they weren't aware. Y'know, we caught Sky, and Stephano's already on Deadlox's tail. I have one thing to say. Found you."

    "Fine, I won't fight." Jason said, "But this is uncool!"

Ty

    "Alright, this heist better be a good one." A pegasus said into his earpiece, "Hq's been feeling empty since the last time we paid our taxes."

    "You got it, I sneak up the middle, you go around the side. Dude, look out!" a unicorn ducked down in time, though you can't say the same for the pegasus. He was held in a magical grasp, the only thing he saw of his captor was golden eyes.

    "Found you, Ty." he said.

    "Stephano...?" he asked.

    "Say it." Stephano said.

    "No!" Cookie exclaimed, "I refuse to go there!"

    "Go where?" Edd asked confused.

    "the insane asylum..." Cookie muttered.

    "It's not like I'm going to enjoy it either." Stephano said, "Why did two people have to lose their fucking minds?"

    "Well, the script says I'm supposed to be tracking down Tord..." Edd sighed, "But, I think I'll switch it around and go after Matt first."

    "You can't do that!" Cookie exclaimed, "I know the author! I will file a complaint!"

Tis unneeded, for We are already here!

    "YOU AREN'T LUNA!!!" Stephano exclaimed.

The fun shall be doubled if We play pretend!

    "I don't give a fuck." Cookie sighed.