Society Of The Alicorns

Sky

     The pegasus mare looked at the goods for sale. Golden things, everywhere. Blonde mane, grey eyes, dark green coat, nothing out of the ordinary. The owner, a pegasus, of this fine cart, however, couldn't help but think she looked familiar.

     "Can you tell me what exactly you have for sale?" she asked, "It would be a great help."

     "Certainly, ma'am." the owner said, "We got all the golden things you could ask for." He flew into the air, holding several items, "We got golden plates, golden statues, golden spoons, golden knives, golden candleholders, golden bracelets, golden necklaces, butter forks, you name it we got it!"

     "Did you say butter?" she asked.

     The owner's eyes widened in shock when he realized he had said butter. "oh shit..." he said quietly, "Look, promise you won't tell anyone?"

      The mare looked to be considering it, but then looked at him and said, "Nope. Found you, Sky."

      "Cookie?" he managed to say, before he was knocked unconscious

Tom

     A drunk stallion trotted out of the bar. "Hey, you." he said to a nearby stallion, "You look familiar, have I me... met you before, or something?"

     "No, I don't think so." the other stallion replied, "What's your name, sir?" Unicorn, red fur, orange mane, brown eyes.

     "Now, I'm su-supposed to say Light Speed, but you look tru-trustworthy." the stallion said, "It's... Tom."

     "And I'm Edd. Found you." Edd said, as he started dragging the drunk away.

     "No... no... I have rights!" Tom said.

     "And you're drunk." Edd said.

Piggeh

     "Hello, and welcome to my dirty little lair of fun times." the stallion greeted his customer, "Now, do you need a sex toy, or should we meet out back."

     "Well, I'm looking for someone, they come by here a lot." the customer said. Earth pony, orange coat, blue mane, golden eyes, "Thinks he's a snake sometimes, he always tried to have sex with everybody he meets, and if he can't he gets angry, sometimes rapes them."

     "Yeesh, you described... me... exactly." the stallion behind the counter said. Those golden eyes seemed... familiar. "Stephano?!" he asked in shock.

     "Found you, Piggeh."

     "Alright, I go to the Zebra Islands." Cookie said.

     "I get to stay here and question the astronomer!" Edd said.

     "And I get to track down a thief." Stephano sighed, "Oh what joy."