Deidara's and Sasori's Adventures in Equestria!

Deidara felt a nice warmth wrap itself around him like the way a mother would wrap a blanket around her sick child, the warmth felt nice and cheerful. He opened his sapphire blue eyes and sat up.

"*yaaaaaawn* Oh what at weird drea-"

He looked around the room then out the window.

"...Fuck..."

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Twilight Sparkle and her friends were nearing the hospital.

"Darn Twi, you were right when ya said that these git heavier the longer ya carry'em!" AJ said trying to pick up her pace due to the weight of the bags and scrolls.

"I told you that we should have gotten Big Macintosh to carry them! But you insisted..." Twilight said with the 'I told you so' look on her face.

"Ah'm not compainin! Ah'm just sayin'!" AJ said defending her pride.

They made their way to the entrance to the hospital and to the room holding the colts. Twilight knocked on the door, "Day Dare-Ah, Sad Story? Are the two of you awake?"

She slowly made her way into the room.

"I wasn't, *yaaawn* but now I am..." a voice responded.

Twilight opened the door all the way.

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Rainbow Dash's heart stopped when she saw a unicorn colt with a sakura pink coat and a messy crimson red mane and tail. He drearily rub his eyes with his hoofs. When he stopped, he looked at her with his caramel eyes causing her heart started back up again and a hundred butterflies start to flutter frantically in her stomach as her face turned red.

Hundreds of thoughts were racing into her mind, flooding her like the way tsunami would do to a town, "Whats happening to me! Why do I feel so hot all of a sudden? Is he looking at me? I think he is! Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! Sweet Celestia, what do I do?! What do I say?! Do I say hi? Greetings? Good Mourning? Hello?...is my heart racing? I think it is!"

"Sorry about that Sad Story! I didn't mean to wake you up!" Twilight said nervously.

"Its okay, I don't like to be kept waiting anyways...so early is better than late." Story said dreamily, "I see you brought us our things and some friends."

"They wanted to see the two of you show us the magic you can perform." Twilight smiled.

"Well that's good! I love an audience to see my work!" the peach pegasus with the long gold mane and tail said as he pulled a feather off of his wing and threw it into the trash.

"Well Day Dare-Ah you seem up and ready to go, why didn't you wake up Sad Story?" Twilight said, questioning the pegasus.

"Because I had a feeling that if I did he would throw me out the window or try to kill me with one of his puppets...hmmm." Day responded glaring at Story.

"I don't think he would have done anything like that, right?" Twilight smiled looking at Story.

"Oh no, I would have done it, but I already have a reason to kill him already!" Sad Story smiled evilly.

"Oh, you really think I'll go down that easily, hmm?!" Day Dare-Ah said smiling back.

"Um, what...?" Twilight was confused now by what are they talking about.

"Would the two of ya just calm down." AJ said stepping in between the two colts.

They both glared at each other.

"Well settle this later." Sad Story growled, "I'm gonna go brush my hair..."

Story then left into the restroom. Day seemed to have a smug grin on his face, he raised his hoof and said, "Wanna see something funny?"

"Sure." AJ smiled.

"Katsu!" Day said with a smile.

Aloud bang coming from the bathroom with a cloud of smoke. Suddenly several metal objects came from the smoke, causing Day Dare-Ah to jump up high onto the sealing, the objects hit the wall making Day Dare-Ah's outline, and Day seemed to be able to walk on the roof like a changeling.

"DEIDARA!" Story yelled, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"IT WAS A JOKE!" Day laughed, "YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO LIGHTEN UP!"

"I WILL, WHEN I KILL YOU!"

"Damn it, I think he means it this time, hmm." Day mumbled, only the girls were able to hear him.

"How are you able to use an Anti-Gravity spell?" Twilight asked, her eyes fixed on the blond pegasus.

"I guess you could say its one of the many spells in my arsenal..." Day said avoiding the question.

He did a front flip and landed on the floor, on all four hoofs like a cat.

"Do you mind giving me back my cloak and bags?" he sighed.

AJ got the bags off of her back, "Ah don't know which one's yours so..."

Day snatched the lighter bag and put it on and quickly got the cloak that Rarity was levitating. He put it on, slipping his wings though the wing holes, sliding his arms though the sleeves and buttoned up the cloak, he got his headband from the cloak's pocket and put it on, wrapped it around his forehead and tied it in the back quickly with an amazing speed.

"Um... How did you blow up the bathroom?...If you don't me asking..." FlutterShy asked in an almost barely audible tone.

"Easy," He stood on his hind legs and put one his hooves in his bags, he pulled it out and got back on all fours, he sat down and showed her his hoof, the mouth on it looked like it was chewing something, "I just take a little bit of my clay and..." the mouth then spat out a clay butterfly, it came to life and flew near the girls, "then I focus my cha-...my magic and then all I have to say is the magic word, KATSU!"

The butterfly blew up in front of them, causing FlutterShy to yelp and faint. Day Dare-Ah just laughed while Rarity and Rainbow Dash checked on her.

"That wasn't very funny!" AJ glared.

"Sorry, but she asked me to do it, so its not my fault." Day smiled, "If she can't handle my form of art she should try Sasori's pathetic form of it...hmm."

"But still she is very faint hearted!" AJ argued.

"Whatever, you know, I never caught any of your names, hm..." he sighed.

"Neither did I!" Sad Story said walking out of the restroom, his mane and tail were brushed neatly,...he was also wearing his cloak...and the scrolls were on his back!

"What in tarnation?!" AJ looked at her back, the scrolls were gone, she looked at the place were she put the other bag, it was gone too! "How'd ya do that?!"

"I took them when you weren't looking." Story said bluntly, his horn glowed a light blue, his magic aura stretched out some aura strings and they connected to the metal objects on the wall, he levitated them and put them in his bags.

"Ah'm AppleJack." AJ said adjusting her hat.

"My name is Rarity." Rarity smiled.

"My name is Rainbow Dash." Dash grinned cockily.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie said bouncing up and down.

"Her name is FlutterShy…" Twilight said putting Flutters on AJ's back.

"Deidara, what did you do?" Sad Story asked glaring at his partner.

"What?! She asked for it! Literally!" Day Dare-Ah said, obviously trying to hold in his laughter.

Story sighed, he was obviously upset with his friend.

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"I'm gonna kill him, I'm seriously going to kick his ass, kill him, and turn him to one of my puppets!" Sasori thought to himself.

"Well um, lets get out of here, you guys must be feeling cramped in here!" Dash said nervously, she was looking at Sasori, her face was turning a light red.

"Why is she looking at me like that? Why is her face turning red? She doesn't look like she is sick...oh well..." Sasori thought as he walked along side her.

"Oh god I don't think I can hold in the laughter! Hahahah! Flutters over there is gonna be my little scare target! The way her eyes just got all big! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god I think I like this world already!" Deidara thought as he walked beside AJ who was glaring at him.

When they got checked out of the hospital and got out side Twilight smiled and said, "So where would the two of you like to show us your art?"

"A large desolate area will do nicely." Sasori said in a blunt tone.

"WHAT?! WHY?" Deidara shouted.

"Because you're reckless..."

"Likewise, hm..."

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"I know a good place, but we're going to have to go through town, to get to it!" Twilight smiled.

"Lead the way..." Sad Story said emotionless.

Twilight did so, and began walking. Pinkie Pie slowed her pace and got closer to Sad Story.

"Hey! I was wondering, do you like parties?" She said in her usual gleeful tone.

Sad Story and Day Dare-Ah looked at Pinkie, they seemed confused.

"I've never been to one..." Story said with a strait face, "Deidara, have you ever been to such a thing?..."

Day looked up, thinking, he looked at Story and Pinkie, "Nope, sorry, but I've never been to a party, hmm."

Pinkie stopped in her tracks, "That's so...sad...it's a no wonder you're so gloomy!"

She picked up her pace and pulled Sad Story into a hug and began petting his head, "Don't worry, I'll throw you a super duper spectacular funtaboulous party, that the two of you will never forget!"

"Could you let me go? And stop petting me!" Story said, irritated.

She did as he asked and released him from her hug. Soon groaning was heard coming from FluttersShy. She rose her head and mumbled, "Oh Angel, I had such an awful dream..."

"Why, thanks for the complement, but I don't think I would be considered an 'angel', hmm..." Day said looking into the mare's eyes.

FlutterShy's eyes widened as she looked up at Day Dare-Ah, she yelped and swiftly got off of AJ's back and ran up to Twilight. Day chuckled at the frightened mare.

"That was just plain rude, Day!" AJ glared at the freaky pegasus.

"I'm sorry, its just too easy!" he chuckled, "I just can't seem to help myself!"

AppleJack rolled her eyes and ignored the colt but she got curios when they got into town Story's and Day's eyes widened, they seemed amazed or shocked, it was hard to explain.

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All of the candy colored horses in the town were happy and seem to not have a single care in the world. Some were sitting on tables outside of the restaurants, others were talking to each other, some were walking out of stores, some of them looked at the two Akatsuki members and smile sweetly or waved at them.

"What the hell?! Everyone here is happy and cheerful! They're acting like that nothing could go wrong! Is this the kind of peace that Sir-Leader was talking about?" Deidara asked himself.

"Welcome to Ponyvill!" Dash said smiling sweetly at Sasori.

"Thanks." Sasori said putting his best fake smile on.

"Ponyvill, hu? This place seems very peaceful. Looks like nothing bad ever happed here, hmm..." Deidara said looking at all the ponies of the town go about their day.

"Didn't you hear about the time when Nightmare Moon attacked? It happed here!" Rarity said amazed.

"Or the time when an Ursa Minor attacked Ponyvill because two foals woke it up?!" Dash said looking at him strangely.

"Oh the day that Discord caused chaos here!" Twilight questioned.

"OH! You couldn't have missed that one! He turned the clouds into cotton candy and made them rain chocolate milk!" Pinkie said happily.

"Whats 'Cotton Candy'?" Deidara asked confused.

"And whats 'chocolate milk'?" Sasori asked, just a confused and curios as his partner.

The six fillies stopped in their tracks.

"Were the two of you dropped on yer heads when you were foals?" AJ asked in a bit of a serious tone.

"No, I don't think so, but I did blow my self up several times when I was kid...actually I still kinda do...does that count, hmmm?" Deidara said putting his hoof up to his chin.

"Neither was I, but I did grow up in desert, which is where Sunagakure is located at..." Sasori said, still puzzled.

"The two of you are stranger that Pinkie Pie, and that says a lot!" Twilight said nervously, "No offense Pinkie."

"None taken, even I weird my self out sometimes," Pinkie turned to the two colts, "but you two are the saddest colts I've ever met!"

Sasori looked at Deidara, he shrugged.

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FlutterShy tapped on Twilight's shoulder. Twilight looked at her, "What is it FlutterShy?"

"I-..um...I have a bad feeling about them..." Flutters squeaked, "I mean...How can somepony not know of the Princesses, or not know what cotton candy and chocolate milk are? Umm...I just don't think they are from any place in Equestria,...m-...maybe their from Tatarus..."

"FlutterShy, I don't think we should really judge them, the Sad story did say that he lived in a desert, and Day Dare-Ah just said that he blew him self up several times when he was small. Story must haven't gotten to try such things because of the heat. And Day must have forgotten due to brain damage!" Twilight theorized like she usually does.

"O-..Okay...what ever you say, Twilight." Flutters mumbled.

"I have to admit, she does have a point…these things are common knowledge! I already can tell that these ponies won't know about cupcakes, pies, or anything of the sorts! I think that I will need to write a letter to Princess Celestia..." Twilight thought as she continued to lead her friends and the two stallions near the Everfree Forest.

When they got out side of town, near the Feverfree Forest, Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story got a large distance in front of them and each other.

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Music link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Lhaz01dJw

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"This will do." Story said as he got one of his scrolls and looked at the several symbols written on the paper and mumbled "broken...broken...broken...ah!" he put his hoofs together and closed his eyes, he then opened his eyes and slammed one of his hoofs onto the paper at the center of one of the magic circles as he said, "Summoning jutsu!"

A large cloud of smoke came from the scroll and hid Sad Story, soon the smoke cleared up and revealed him and...another pony...one that Twilight and her friends couldn't recognize...he had a dark grey-brown coat, and a black mane, he wore a long thick brown cloak that covered him even his flank and tail.

"I should have known that you would use the Third Kazekage! It is your favorite puppet!" Day smiled, "Your lucky that I don't have that much clay with me, so we're gonna have to make this a small friendly fight..."

"I guess you're right, this is the only puppet that that girl on Kakashi's team didn't break..." Story sighed, "But don't think I'm gonna go easy on you..."

"That's a puppet...?" Twilight mumbled underneath her breath, "It can't be a puppet! It looks too real! Wait! Day Dare-Ah called it the 'Third Kazekage', and they said that 'kage' means a ruler or a guardian...does that mean that that puppet is their prince?! NO! No, that can't be it! Can it?"

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Music Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VDe7OM3qyo

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Story's horn began to glow blue and the light connected to puppet, the puppet began to make chattering noise as its mouth opened making a dark grey sand float out and lunge at Day. Day dodged the attack but the gray sand kept coming at him, he opened his wings and flew up, the sand flew up and fallows him. As he flew over the puppet several clay spiders fell onto it.

"Damn it!"

"KATSU!"

The spiders blew up, leaving a cloud of smoke around the kage puppet. The wind blew the smoke away and revealed a shell of the grey sand.

"WHAT?!"

"What in tarnaition?!" AJ was as surprised as Day Dare-Ah, "How did he-?"

"The sand came from its creases, AppleJack." Rarity mumbled, "Before the bombs went off, Sad Story made the puppet release more of the sand and lift up the spiders before they could detonate..."

"Story must be some kind of genius to think of somthin like that in such a short amount of time..." AJ said wide eyed.

Sad Story began to laugh hysterically like a maniac, "Did you really underestimate me, Deidara?!"

"I should have known you'd pull that dirty trick!" Day shouted, hovering in the sky, "I almost for got about how much of a great defense that iron sand makes..."

"Iron Sand?" Twilight was in utter shock by what she was seeing, "These ponies are using a whole different kind of magic, unlike anything I've ever seen! Sad Story can use his levitation spell like puppet strings and he can use it to control the sand, while Day Dare-Ah uses a whole new kind of magic that allows him to control his clay creations and use them as his bombs! What kind of magic are they using?!"

The iron sand shot up at Day, he quickly flew away from it as he stuck his hoofs in his bags and pulled them out, soon several clay birds came out of hoofs and in a puff of smoke they became five feet long and they quickly flew down, toward the puppet but it was quickly blocked by the iron sand, causing the birds to explode.

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"We're going to have to call this a draw! I'm extremely low on clay!" Day yelled.

"Damn, right when it was getting fun! Well alright, I need to make some more puppets anyways...not to mention make some poison, and fix this one up...I wouldn't want to let you brake it so easily..." Story sighed.

All of the sand retreated back into the puppet's mouth and with a puff of some the puppet it self was gone, and Story was putting the scroll on his back, while Day was flying back onto the ground.

"That was AWESOME!" Dash shouted.

"That was certainly a site to see!" Rarity smiled.

"T-..That was-"

"IS EVERYPONY ALRIGHT?!"

Twilight was cut off by a golden pegasus, her mane was brushed back, it varied in orange hues like her tail, matching that of flames. Her eyes where orange and her cutie mark is three licks of flames that abstracted a phoenix. She flew down and gracefully landed on the ground

"Hey Spitfire! What are you doing here?" Rainbow Dash asked walking up to the fellow pegasus pony.

"Well I was going to your house, but I heard explosions over here and I decided to check this area and see what was going on..." Spitfire looked at Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story, "um, who's the new pegasus pony? Is she a new trainee for the weather team?"

Dash fell over laughing, and Story tried to hold in his laughter but he failed and fell over as well, while Day glared at the Wonderbolt caption. Spitfire noticed a ghostly white butterfly fly up to her, she jumped back as it blew up in front of her.

"I a boy! Not a girl, you insolent little bitch!" Day growled.

"Sorry! Maybe if you got a hair cut, I wouldn't have mistaken you for a mare!" Spitfire growled back.

"She has a point!" Story choked up from his laughter.

Deidara looked away from the ignorant mare and thought to himself, "Damn ignorant little horse! The fuck she think is! I'm a member of the most feared organization made of S-ranked criminals! And she has the nerve to call me a *girl!** She is lucky that I don't have enough clay to make another bird! All I can make is a few butterflies! DAMNIT! Sasori was right! I should have packed more clay! But nooooo! I had to be a dumb ass and ignore him! Hmmmm...maybe a small trim would hurt...isn't that chick Rarity a fasionita or some thing like that maybe she could cut a half inch off my hair...naaah!"*