Deidara's and Sasori's Adventures in Equestria!

It was dark outside and Deidara and Sasoi were enjoying their time at Twilight's library, Deidara was getting his hair trimmed by Rarity, Twilight was reading the book Zecora gave her, and Sasori was reading several books on poisonous plants.

"Hmm, interesting..." Sasori mumbled as he used is chakra threads to levitate a pencil and write in his 'to do list' that is somewhat 'normal', it was filled with the names of all the plants that he would need for his new poison.

To do list:

[ ] Buy some Apples and Cherries (For the poison in the seeds)

[ ] have Twilight Sparkle take me to the Everfree Forest to help me collect the fallowing:

[ ] Cassava (For the vertigo and vomiting symptoms)

[ ] Aconitum (for the difficulty breathing, headaches, and paralysis of the heart)

[ ] Abrus precatorius (for the liver failure)

[ ] Actaea pachypoda (for the cardiac arrest)

[ ] Cerbera odollam (for the disruption of the heart beat)

"That should do it." He mumbled to himself with a smirk.

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"There darling! All I did was cut off half an inch!" Rarity smiled as she put the brush and scissors down, "You did need a small trim!"

"That took foooorever!" Deidara said looking in the mirror and stroking his hair, "I'm glad you didn't lie to me! You would have been blown up if you did, hmm."

"Day Dare-Ah, I was wondering why you like explosions so much?" she asked while tying his hair up the way he likes it.

"Well, tell me how many times do you see gold, I mean actual gold, a day, or how long would you see a humming bird in a certain spot for several minuets, or have you ever seen a blue rose?" he asked.

"hmmm, well, I've only seen gold a few times. There was some back at the jewelry stores in Cantorlot, and Princess Celestia's necklace, shoes, and crown. I've seen a few humming birds at the flower shop in town, but they don't really stay in the same spot, and I've never seen a blue rose."

"My point exactly. Art is some thing that you rarely see, most of the time something that you would see for only a moment! Its an explosion! Something that lasts for just a moment! It's too bad that Sasori doesn't see it that way, he thinks that art is eternal, like his puppets."

"Well, when I saw all those explosions that you made in your fight with Sad Story, it reminded me of fireworks." Rarity smiled.

"Fireworks? What's that?" Deidara was confused.

"Well darling, fireworks are basically what you described. But you see fireworks shoot up into the sky and when they blow up they radiate different colors! Some are red, blue, purple, even green! Fireworks can radiate every color of the rainbow! Some can even make shapes in the sky when they explode! Such as hearts and stars! But they only last for a moment, and you have to do it at night." Deidara's eyes got wide from what Rarity described.

"Such a thing really exists?!" He nearly shouted as he grabbed Rarity and looked into her eyes.

"Yes, I'm surprised that you never heard of them...You must have blown your self up pretty badly..." she mumbled.

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Music Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPE8BJ8z0E

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"GUYS!" Pinkie Pie yelled as she popped out of nowhere and grabbed the two colts and mares, "IT TIME TO PARTY!"

"WHAT?!" the two colts said simultaneously, they looked at the three mares, they were smiling.

Pinkie pulled them out the door and headed to town square, when they got near the destination they heard strange mixture of sounds that were indescribable, along with many voices over the sounds. When the got to the destination, they saw many ponies talking, some dancing; lights of many colors were moving around, a white pony with a blue mane and tail on a machine that was the source of the strange sounds. And several tables with many different kinds of strange food.

"BOYS WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST PARTY!" Pinkie shouted, "Now you will have some real fun and meet everypony in Ponyvill!"

"Wow…" they were too busy being dumbfounded.

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Deidara and Sasori were sitting at a small table they both couldn't help but tap one of their hoofs to the beat of the odd sound coming from the machine.

"I have no clue about what to think of this....." Deidara mumbled.

"Neither do I..." Sasori responded.

"Day Dare-Ah! Sad Story!" it was Pinkie again, she was carrying a tray with glasses that held a brown liquid with a straw in the glasses. And two identical cones with blue and pink puff on them. She set them on the table and got one glass and one cone and gave it to Sasori, and did the same to Deidara.

"Pinkie Pie, what are these, hmm?" Deidara asked.

"Chocolate milk and cotton candy!" Pinkie smiled, "I suggest you try the chocolate milk first!"

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Pinkie watched in glee as Day and Story hesitantly sip on the straw, getting the chocolate milk in their mouths. They both quickly stopped and pull back.

"Whoa, that's sweet!" Day said amazed, quickly getting a second taste.

"For a long time, I have forgotten what sweet things were like but now I remember!" Story said as he got another sip.

"YAY! Now try the cotton candy!" Pinkie was now ecstatic, she watched as they both got the cones full of fluff and take a bite out of it, they seemed puzzled about how it seemed to melt in their mouth and get sticky, they take another bite and were still puzzled.

"These are probably the sweetest things I've ever eaten!" Day said licking some of the cotton candy off of his muzzle.

"Right?!" Story said mimicking the actions of the pegasus.

Pinkie Pie smiled at the two, "Well I'm gonna go tell Vinyl Scratch to play a certain song she and her friend, Mindless Gonzo, made when I told them about the two of you!" and with that she left them.

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Music Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krCj50FyyHQ

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"Whats does she mean by that?" Deidara asked, looking at Sasori who just shrugged.

Soon the strange sounds stopped, and some different ones were being played along with singing. Deidara and Sasori couldn't help but sing along with the lyrics, it was like a genjutsu that didn't drive someone crazy and torture them and be extremely horrible! These two were enjoying this.

"Hey there! Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story"

They turn and saw Spitfire who had a tray with three wooden mugs, Deidara rolled his eyes at the mare as the fellow pegasus put the tray on the table.

"Don't be like that! Listen, I'm sorry for calling you mare. Can we call it even?" Spitfire said giving him the mug.

Deidara looked at the mug, it seemed to be filled with something, it had a thick foam over it, "The hell is that supposed to be, hmm?"

"Its Apple Cider, it was made at Sweet Apple Acers." She smiled.

"Excuse me Spitfire, if you don't mind me asking, why was Rainbow Dash so surprised to see you here?" Sasori asked, suspiciously looking at Spitfire.

"Oh, you see I'm caption of the WonderBolts, a team of the greatest, fastest and most talented flyers in Equestria." the flame haired pegasus blushed.

"yeah right, whatever, hmm..." Deidara mumbled taking the mug and slowly drinking the liquid in side, he soon nearly choked and quickly put his hoof in front of his mouth, "It tastes like apple flavored saké!"

"What's saké?" Spitfire asked.

"It's a type of alcohol, its very well known, especially in bars and liquor stores..." Sasori said looking at the caption.

"Oh, well it has the same effect as liquor, so are we even?" She asked, looking at Deidara who was glaring at her, rage in his eyes.

"I suggest you leave, he and I have had a long day, and he has a lot to think about..." Sasori lied.

"Okay, I'll see you two tomorrow." with that she took one of the mugs and left.

"The hell did you that for, hm?" Deidara questioned hatefully.

"Because I know that look in your eyes. Listen to me very carefully Deidara. We are in a strange land and we don't even know how it works. It looks like that there hasn't been a single war here in over a hundred years, its peaceful and happy. Like me, you hate things that are happy and peaceful. So if we are going to figure out how to get back home with out getting into trouble, we're going to have to figure out how this place works. I don't want to screw this up because you have anger issues. Do you understand?"

Sasori looked into his partner's rage filled eyes.

"Fine...but if she gets me mad again I'll make her apart of my art, hmmm..."

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Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Bell, were at a small table. They were drinking milkshakes and discussing their usual topic.

"So do ether of ya have aneh clue bout what we're gonna do to git our cutie-marks?" Apple Bloom asked.

"I have no clue..." Sweetie Bell groaned.

"Neither do I,...maybe Rainbow Dash knows!" Scootaloo exclaimed.

"No way!"

"Scootaloo, we've went to Dash three times in the same week! I know you look up to her, but can't we give it a rest?!" Sweetie wined.

Scoots looked at them blankly, she frowned and sighed, "Yeah, I guess you're right..."

Apple Bloom ears perked up, "Ah got it!"

Her two friends looked at her in excitement, "Really?!"

"Yeah! Ya see, the reason why Pinkie Pie is thow'in this here party is because two new ponies are gonna be stay'n here in Ponyvill!" A.B exclaimed.

"So what do they have to with getting our cutie-marks?" Scoots questioned.

"I think I know! What you saying is, because AppleJack and Rarity said that the two new ponies are both mercenaries for hire and artists, we can ask them about their talents and their war stories, so we can see if our talents have to deal with the war or art department!" Sweetie said happily.

"Exactly!" A.B beamed.

"Sweet!" Scoots smiled.

The three fillies began looking for the new ponies, they ended up venturing to the middle of the dance floor.

"Wait, we don't even know what they look like!" Scoots frowned.

"Oh yeah, ah forgot about that..." A.B sighed.

"They're wearing black cloaks with a red clouds patterned on them!" Sweetie said looking around.

"And how do you know that?!" Scoots glared.

"Because, Twilight brought the cloaks to my sister! She asked her to fix them, explaining to her how she found the two new ponies!"

"So yer say'n that the cloaks that Rarity was fixin belong to them!"

"Yeah!" Sweetie looked at A.B and Scoots, who were glancing at each other.

"Okay! Lets find some red clouds!" Scootaloo grinned.

Soon they found the two new ponies.

Oh yeah, ah forgot about that..." A.B sighed.

"They're wearing black cloaks with a red clouds patterned on them!" Sweetie said looking around.

"And how do you know that?!" Scoots glared.

"Because, Twilight brought the cloaks to my sister! She asked her to fix them, explaining to her how she found the two new ponies!"

"So yer say'n that the cloaks that Rarity was fixin belong to them!"

"Yeah!" Sweetie looked at A.B and Scoots, who were glancing at each other.

"Okay! Lets find some red clouds!" Scootaloo grinned.

Soon they found the two new ponies.

"Um excuse me. Ya'll wouldn't happen to be tha new ponies in town would ya?" Apple Bloom asked, nervously looking that the pink unicorn with a blood red mane.

"Yes, why do you ask?" he responded, his voice as hallow as a pumpkin on Nightmare Night.

"Well um you see..."

"We want to know how you guys got your cutie-marks!" Scoots said, interrupting A.B.

"Our what-marks?" the peach pegasus with a yellow mane, said glancing down at the fillies as he took a sip of the apple cider.

"You know the mark on your flanks that resemble your special talent!" Sweetie Bell said pointing at the pegasus's flank, "You get it when you realize your special talent!"

The colts looked at their flanks. The pegasus's cutie-mark was a white clay-like spider with black eyes and around it were little pop/explosions. The unicorn's cutie-mark was a puppet with a purple liquid coming out the cresses, and a puppet handle connected to the puppet with bright blue string.

"Do you want to go first? Or..."

"You go first Deidara, I insist." the unicorn smiled.

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"Ffffffffffuck you! Fuck you, Sasori! Damn it!" Deidara looked down at the kids. He began to think of an idea, "I think I got it, hmm!"

He took a deep breath and began his fake story, "Well when I was your age I used to go to a school in Iwagakure. At the time I guess my peers had considered me freak, it got so bad that I'd some times runaway from the school and my own home. But then I decided to look into art as an escape." Deidara put one of his hoofs in his pockets and pulled out a small lump of clay. "It got so bad that I even stole the Iwagakure's Kinjutsu." He shows his hoof to the fillies, seeing the mouth on his hoof chewing on the clay, it caused them to get wide-eyed, "Then one day, a shinobi from Konohagakure attacked me to get information, but thanks to the kinjutsu I was able to kill him in which made me realize what art truly is! An explosion! When I realized that, the mark appeared." The mouth on his hoof spat out a clay butterfly, it flew over the girls heads and blew up like a firework.

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"That so creepy! He has mouths on his hoofs! No wonder he was considered a freak. But he save his home! Thats amazing!" Scootaloo thought, "Wow! You must have been a real hero back at you're home!"

"Well, they never really appreciated my art, so I was forced to leave..." Day Dare-Ah sighed, "Sasori, its you're turn, hmm."

Sad Story rolled his eyes as he took a drink of apple cider, "Well when I was young, my parents were killed in battle by a Konohagakure ninja named 'Sakumo Hatake', and I was then being taken care of by my grandmother, 'Chiyo'. I soon got extremely depressed, by the time I was five, grandmother Chiyo taught me Puppetry. I got so good, I made puppets that resembled my parents, but I tried from them and gave them to my grandmother, and I began to make other puppets and I learned of all the weaknesses of puppet masters and their puppets. When I made three puppets, Black Ant, Crow, and Salamander, this mark appeared."

Tears began to roll down Sweetie Bell's face, "That's, so sad...", she ran up the fellow unicorn and hugged him, causing him to nearly choke on his drink, "Didn't you have any brothers or sisters?"

"No, it was just me." Story said looking down on filly.

"Wow, y'all must have one heck of a grudge against this, Konoha-place?" Apple Bloom said looking at the two colts.

"No." the colts said simultaneously.

"Really?" Scoots was puzzled.

"We already know that the village is doomed, even though that we aren't going to be the ones to do the damage." Day smiled.

"Not to mention Sakumo Hatake is already dead. He committed suicide because he was scolded for abandoning a mission to save a friend's life. Even that friend scolded him." Story smiled grimly.

"W-Why would anypony do that? If he save that pony's life, shouldn't he be considered a hero?" Sweetie said, releasing Sad Story from the hug and wiping tears from her eyes.

"No, you see, back where we come from, the mission out weighs a pony's life." Day smiled as he took a drink of cider.

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The crusaders were walking toward their table. Sweetie Bell still had a few tears streaming down her face, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo were depressed by the stories Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story told. Rarity and AppleJack caught site of the Crusaders and trotted up to them.

"Sweetie, whats wrong darling?" Rarity asked putting a hoof on Sweetie Bell's shoulder.

"Whats wrong sugar cubes?" A.J sake looking at the fillies.

A.B. and Sweetie ran up to their sisters and began to cry. Scootaloo held her tears and said, "I-...Its getting late, -I better um...go home..." with that said, she left quickly.

"What's wrong Apple Bloom?" AJ began to pet her little sister.

"W-We asked D- ...Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story h-..."

"How they *sniff* got their Cutie-Marks. They told us, but the-..."

"The stories where so, saaaad! It reminded me of what happened to mah and pah!" A.B. berried her face in AJ's chest.

"Aw, Apple Bloom its okay, ya still have me Big Mac, and Granny Smith, not to mention Babs and the rest of tha Apple Family! With all of us around you're never alone!" AppleJack smiled.

"Big Sis, please don't ever leave me alone or do anything too dangerous!" Sweetie cried.

"Don't worry Sweetie Bell, hey how about tomorrow you and I can make a dress together?" Rarity asked with a nervous smile.

"This time can I design it?"

"Of course, you're my sister, why wouldn't I?"

Sweetie Bell looked up at Rarity and hugged her tighter.

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"Well, Sad Story, you certainly live up to your name, hmm." Deidara joked.

"Well, Day Dare-Ah, you do realize most of the story was true except the whole entire 'cutie-mark' thing..." Sasori said taking a bite of cotton candy.

"Yes. But to think in this world, what someone is good at, is resembled by a mark on the flank. For us shinobi its a bit of a problem." Deidara said also taking a bite of cotton candy.

"Indeed. But I've noticed that some of the marks are very vague."

"Really?"

"Yes, some have hour glasses, others have fruit, even flowers. Not to mention Rainbow Dash's, Twilight Sparkle's, Flutter Shy's, Pinkie Pie's, Rarity's, and AppleJack's mark."

"Well from I've seen, Pinkie Pie's talent is throwing parties..."

"But what about the others?"

"True. Oh well, hmm."

Deidara and Sasori both put the cotton candy down and took a large gulp of the saké like apple cider.

"I think if we don't get out of this world soon, we'll most likely go crazy, hmm..." Deidara sighed.

"Don't you mean crazier than we already are?" Sasori joked.

"Oh, I almost forgot that we're already crazy!" Deidara smiled.

They both laughed.

"Wow, Sasori! I never knew you actually had a sense of humor?" Deidara smiled at the fellow artist.

"Its probably ether the saké or the fact that I'm alive again." Sasori truly smiled for once.

"Yeah, that's definitely it!"

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Princess Celestia was in her bedroom, brushing her hair, through the mirror she saw a green cloud of smoke come up to her. It turned into a scroll. She levitated the scroll, opened it and began to read what was written inside it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Yesterday, I found two colts lying outside of the Everfree Forest, they were both badly wounded, they had bags with them, and they were wearing black cloaks with red clouds patterned on them. One of the colts had three scrolls with him. I took them to the hospital, soon after that, they woke up and I was able to truly meet them.

One of the colts is a Pegasus named "Day Dare-Ah", he is a very strange colt. For one, he has mouths on his hooves and one on his chest! Another thing about him is that he uses those mouths to make clay animals and bugs, and they come to life! And if he says the word "katsu" (what ever that means...) they blow up. He calls it art, but I don't know what to think about it. He also has this really strange habit of saying "hmm" at the end of some of his sentences, like once he said "The possibilities are endless, Hmmm.". He also has a really strange sense of humor, he kept on scaring FlutterShy and laughing at her. Out of all the things that is the strangest thing about that Pegasus, is the fact that he can perform magic! I even saw him perform an Anti-Gravity Spell, and he walked on the hospital's sealing like a Changeling! Day Dare-Ah interprets art is an explosion, something that comes and goes in an instant!

The other colt is a unicorn named "Sad Story", he is also very strange, but its only because he is almost completely emotionless! When he talks or even looks at me there is no emotion in his voice or his eyes! He is actually a Puppeteer! But he has a really strange puppet that looks almost alive (I'll get to that in a moment!) and he also is amazing at using magic! He uses a simple levitation spell and manipulates it and uses his magic as the puppet's strings. I never even thought that was possible! Not to mention he uses the scrolls to summon his puppets! He interprets art as eternal beauty, something that must be passed down to the younger generation. He is really amazing, Princess Celestia! I never knew that such things are possible.

I've also seen that they get into a lot of arguments about art because they have many different point of views on it.

They said that they are mercenaries for hire. I'm sure you're wondering what art has do with The Royal Guard and the military. Well, Day Dare-Ah uses his clay creations as his bombs! And, Sad Story uses his puppets as his weapons, he arms them with weapons and drowns them in poison as an extra set of preclusion!

The strangest thing about these two colts is that they didn't know about you, Princess Luna, or Equestria. When they asked me who is the ruler of Equestria they asked me, "Who is the Kage of this land?", when I asked what "Kage" meant, they said that it means "a ruler or an overseer". So, I told them that you and your sister are the rulers of Equestria, (which of course you are!). They both seemed to be confused about that. They said that they are from some far away lands, Day Dare-Ah is from the Hidden Stone Village. And, Sad Story is from the Hidden Sand Village. (That's not what the villages are actually called, I don't know how to spell the names of the villages, so I just used what the villages were also known as. I hope you don't mind.). Apparently the Hidden Sand Village is located in a desert. Day didn't tell me where the Hidden Stone Village is at but think it might be in a desolate area with a lot of rocky mountains and pastures.

Today, I found out that they never even been to a party or heard of cotton candy, chocolate milk, or have even seen a peaceful town or fire works. They also showed me their "art" by fighting each other, but they had to make short work of it because Day Dare-Ah didn't have enough clay. When I saw Sad Story, summon one of his puppets it looked almost like it was alive! It was the size of an actual pony and it had so much detail it was amazing! Day Dare-Ah called the puppet "the Third Kazekage" (I'm not sure I spelled that right.), but when I heard that I thought that Sad Story had turned the third prince of his village into a puppet, but I now realize that he probably made a puppet to resemble his prince! In the fight, I have to say that Sad Story won!

Now we're at a party that Pinkie Pie threw for them. They seem to be having a really good time and I see that Sad Story is actually having fun and not hiding his emotion. The Cutie-Mark Crusaders (Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell, and Scootaloo) asked them how they got their cutie-marks, and apparently, Day Dare-Ah got his by defending himself against a "shinoby" (I have no clue what that means) from a rival village, and Sad Story, apparently lost his parents because they got in a fight against somepony by the name of "Sakummo Hattu-Kay". He ended up being taken care of by his grandmother named "Cheeyo". He got very depressed, he didn't have any brothers or sisters so he was very lonely. But when he turned five years old, his grandma taught him puppetry. And that's how he got his cutie-mark. But out of his story, what disturbed me was the fact that Sakummo Hattu-Kay committed suicide because he was scolded for abandoning a mission to save a friend's life and that even that friend scolded him because the mission was more important than the life of a friend. I'm sure that if Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story live here in Equestria for about a year, they will learn that friendship is more important than they think.

So now Princess, I'd like to report what I learned from these two special colts.

I learned that even though they both had a hard life and came from a place that doesn't know how important friendship is, it still exists deep in a ponies heart, and sometimes it will show itself as a smile, a laugh, and things that will make another pony smile. Even if they don't have the same opinion on art, or have the same style of fighting as each other. They can still be the best of friends. And no matter how hard they try to hide it by claiming that they hate each other, they still balance each other out and joke around. They are truly the best of friends!

Your faithful student,

~Twilight Sparkle

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Celestia looked down at the scroll and saw a picture on it, it was a picture of two colts, one was a pegasus pony, he had pale peach coat and a yellow mane and tail. His mane was long most of it was tied back, while the rest was hanging in front of his face, covering his left eye. His tail was also tied back. He wore a blue headband that had a metal plate on it that had a symbol that looked like two square-like rocks side-by-side, but there was a scratch going through the symbol. His cutie-mark is a white clay-like spider with black eyes and around it were little pop/explosions. The other was a unicorn, he had a light pink coat and a blood red mane and tail. His mane was short but was slightly messy, his tail was extremely long. His cutie-mark was a puppet with a purple liquid coming out the cresses, and a puppet handle connected to the puppet with bright blue string. They both wore a black cloak with a red cloud pattern on it. The two colts were smiling and laughing in the picture, they both seemed to be having a great time at Pinkie's party. Celestia's eyes narrowed at the picture. She put her brush down and walked into the hallway, toward her sister's room. She opened the door to Luna's room.

"Luna! What is the meaning of this?!" She showed the picture and the scroll to Luna.

Luna read the scroll and looked at the picture, she smiled, "You know why."

"Are you really that paranoid?! Just because Queen Chrysalis defeated me doesn't mean that we need to worry about her attacking again!" Celestia glared at her younger sister, "We don't need the help of the humans! Especially the Akatsuki!"

"Hath thou not realized what has been happening?! Thou art in denial!" Luna argued, "As princess of the night I shalt smite the heathens that dare challenge our kingdom! If you, mine sister, the princess of the sun, aren't going to take the necessary preclusions to protect Equestria, then I shall!"

"But is it necessary to save the lives of these criminals and put them in the care of the my faithful student and her friends, who have the elements of harmony?!" Celestia growled.

"Tia, they will learn of friendship and trust, and then if thine enemies challenge us, Deidara and Sasori shall smite them to protect us."

"But what if this backfires and Deidara and Sasori challenge us and try to get back to their home, what then?"

"Then I shall take them back."

"Okay, but if they do anything to hurt my little ponies, I will execute them without hesitation!"