Deidara's and Sasori's Adventures in Equestria!

Dash rolled around on her bed in her sleep, her turtle, Tank, was walking on her pillow, his shell was gently brushing up against her nose.

"Sad Story, stop that tickles!" she groaned as she twitched her nose, "I sai-"

She opened her eyes and saw the green shell.

"Hehehe, it was just a dream. But is was sooo-...AHHHH!"

She shot up, her eyes were wide, "Did I seriously have about, me and him?! Oh sweet Celestia! I can't be-...am I...in love?"

Dash quickly flew into her restroom and began brushing her teeth and did the whole morning routine.

"Me and Sad Story? It would never work out!...would it? No, we aren't even the same species so that means he can't fly! I can't have him keep me grounded, and besides he is a unicorn, he can't walk on clouds! But then again he could use that spell that can make earth bound ponies walk on clouds...but still! How will he get up here to my house?… I could make him some stairs...but the guy barely even notices me! And besides he as almost no emotion! How can somepony, who has little to no emotion, ever love somepony?!"

She quickly made her self breakfast, a sunflower sandwich with orange juice and a small salad on the side. She began eating, her thoughts still invading her mind.

"But then again love is surely going to bring them back. I remember seeing him smile and laughing at the party! Ahhhhhhhh! This is so freakin complicated!...I know! I'll ask Princess Cadence! If anypony knows love, its her!"

She quickly gobbled down the rest of her breakfast. Before she could make her way to the door, she heard someone knocking on it. She went up to the door and opened it. It was Day Dare-Ah.

"Hey there Rainbow." Day said, looking at her bluntly.

"Oh, hey Day. What brings you here?...wait how did you find my house?" Dash was confused.

"Well, I was flying around and some guy comes up to me and asked me if I had finished my 'routine' and I told him that I had no clue what he was talking about, then he told me to report to you. So then I asked Twilight were you lived and now here I am. Hmm." he sighed.

"What did he look like?" she asked.

"He had a black mane and a dark grey coat, and he is very stupid looking."

Dash face hoofed, "Oh, for the love of Celestia, it was Night Light! I swear that guy gets dumber every day! Just go and continue what ever it was you were doing before you met the guy, and if he tries to scold you again, just tell him that you are not apart of the weather team, okay."

"Okay, oh and you wouldn't know where I could get some, clay, hmm?" he asked.

"No, what do you need that for?"

"My art, well thanks I guess. See ya."

Day Dare-Ah took off quickly. Dash sighed, "No problem."

Dash walked out on to her porch, closed and locked the door. Then she took off as fast as she could to the Crystal Empire.

"Flying is much quicker than taking a dumb train any day!"

Soon she landed in the Crystal Kingdom, she requested to see Cadence, and got her wish. She was then walking in the thrown room and saw Twilight's sister in law sitting on her thrown.

"Hey there Rainbow Dash! What brings you here?" Princess Cadence smiled.

Dash bowed, "Princess Cadence, I came here for some...Advice..."

"Really? Tell me what do you need to know." Cadence smiled at the spectrum pegasus.

"Well, you see..." Dash then told the princess about Sad Story and how she felt about the unicorn.

"Wow. It sounds like you have a serious case of the love bug."

"What?"

"You see you reached that certain point in a mare's life where you fall in love and you really want to be with a certain pony, in this case you want to be with Sad Story. And by what you've told me, he probably bundled up his emotions and put them in box and locked it up somewhere deep inside himself."

"W-well what do I do?!"

"You have to take it step by step. You can't just say 'I love you' and expect him to feel the same way! You have to get to know him better, like his personality, his hobbies, his favorite foods, his personal favorite books, what he is into. But, he also need to know you better!"

"That sounds very complicated..."

"It is!" Cadence giggled, "But its worth it! Trust me! But you see, boys are very weird when it comes to love, so its going to be hard to get his attention."

Dash's eye twitched when she heard the sentence, "What?!"

"I know. You see sometimes when a boy is in love, he will be really rude and obnoxious to the one he is in love with. Or they will be obsessive and overprotective to them. But the way this 'Sad Story' sounds, he wont be ether of those..."

"Then what will he be like? What will he do?!"

"Weeeeeeeeell...he will be the quiet type and distance himself from everypony, especially the one he loves, heck, he probably wont even talk to them, maybe a little, but it will be a very short conversation and very awkward."

Dash pouted at the response, "But he is kinda already like that!"

"You did say that his parents were murdered! Tell me if you were in is hoofs how would you act?"

Dash thought about the topic, "I would be as cold as the puppets he's made..."

"Exactly, so getting him to feel emotion is going to take time. So don't worry." Cadence smiled sweetly.

"Well how do I make him notice me?"

"Oh you know how."

"You mean I have to-"

"Yup! The whole nine yards!"

"But I haaaaate getting all dressed up and being girly! It makes feel trapped!"

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Deidara laid on a large cloud, he closed his eyes and tried to take a nap.

"Who knew that clouds were so damn comfortable! No wonder Rainbow made her home out of them, hm."

His thoughts were interrupted by a pegasus colt, he had a black mane and a dark grey coat, his cutie-mark is a group of stars forming a ladle.

"I thought I told you to report to Rainbow Dash! Have you been laying here the whole time?!" the pegasus growled.

Deidara rolled his eyes, "I did, and she told me to explain to you that I'm not a part of the weather team. And well now I am, I'm not apart of the weather team! Now go away, hmm."

"Yeeeeaaaah well, I don't believe you. Now come with me, or else I'll report you to Cloudsdale."

Deidara chuckled, "Go ahead! Its not like I even care!"

"You do realize you could lose your job right?"

"How can I lose a job that I never even had?! I'm a mercenary for hire, not some kid that takes care of a few clouds! Hmm." Deidara smiled.

"That's it. If you're going to be like that I'll get Rainbow Dash to straiten up that attitude of yours!"

"What was that?" Deidara snickered.

"I said: I'll get Rainbow Dash to straiten up that attitude of yours!" the fellow pegasus smirked.

"Damn you're pathetic."

"What?!"

"You're literally saying that you're so weak, that you'll have a girl take me on?" Deidara started to laugh like a maniac.

"What are you laughing about?! Aren't you scared?! She the Caption of the Weather Team! Not to mention she has a worse temper than Princess Luna!"

"Why should I be scared? I'm not doing anything wrong! Not to mention she doesn't scare me, hm."

"What ever. Don't blame me when she kicks your plot to the next century."

With that the dark pegasus leaves pouting. Deidara put his hoofs behind his head, he took a deep breath and yelled, "Tell Rainbow that I said hi!"

"Dumb-ass."

Deidara sighed and got off the cloud and began to fly around, looking for a more desolate area to take a nap in. After a few minuets of flying, he began to hear a mare singing. With his curiosity getting the best of him, he began to locate the source of the singing. He soon located it at a small cottage by a stream in a slightly wooded area. He then recognized the voice.

"FlutterShy?"

He watched as the butter pegasus got an oyster and gently tap it against a small rock then give it to an otter.

"Is this what she does for a living? She just takes care of the animal-nin? Hmmm."

Deidara smiled and began to sneak up behind the mare, he soon got very close to her. One, two, three..., "RAAAWR!"

FlutterShy screamed and hid behind some bushes, he got in front of her.

"Wow. I knew you were pathetic, but not this bad! You make the Hidden Leaf-nin look fearless!"

"Oh, Good morning, Day Dare-Ah. You scared me!" she smiled meekly as she got out of the bushes.

"Good morning to you too. So what are you doing here, hmm?" He asked.

She smiled a gentle smile and said, "This is where I live. I take care of all the wild animals along with some of the pets that belong to some of the ponies in Ponyvill!"

"Really? Do you work alone over here, hmm?"

Without warning a little white rabbit kicked Deidara.

"What the?! You little pest!" he growled at the rabbit.

"Angel Bunny is not a pest! He's just territorial!" Shy glared at him as she picked the rabbit up, "But, I have to admit that was very rude! Angel, say you're sorry."

The rabbit turned it's head and huffed. Deidara raised an eyebrow.

"So this is 'Angel',...I've heard of: Cat-nin, Dog-nin, even Toad-nin! But never Rabbit-nin! Ether that, or its just an overprotective pest, hm..."

She frowned at the rabbit, then looked at the fellow pegasus, "I'm so sorry, he's usually much nicer than this. He seemed fine awhile ago, I just don't know what's wrong with him."

There was a small silence, but it was interrupted by a load roar. The two pegasi looked at the source of the roar, it was a large bear.

"Oh dear," FlutterShy put Angel Bunny down and flew up to the large beast, "you slept on a rock again, didn't you."

The bear nodded.

"I'm sorry Day Dare-Ah but I'm going to have to leave you and Angel for a short while, okay."

"Okay."

FlutterShy got the bear and brought it to the back of the cottage. Suddenly, Angel grabbed Deidara by his mane and pulled him closer to him and held up two digits, it pointed towards its eyes and at his eyes. The bunny then let go of his hair.

"Oh, I get the picture. But, I can scare her shitless if I want too, hm!"

The rabbit glared at him, and he glared back, "What's wrong? Can't speak, hmm?"

The rabbit rolled its eyes.

"Likewise."

Deidara quickly got impatient and flew away from the cottage.

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Sasori walked around the streets of Ponyvill, he was looking for Rarity since Twilight said that she had to go meet up with Pinkie Pie to help her bake confectioneries. He sighed, he had been walking around for almost an hour and that little over-grown lizard was too busy sleeping to help him!

"YO! Sad Story!"

Sasori looked at the speaker, it was the white unicorn with a blue mane and purple glasses from the party that Pinkie threw.

"I didn't get to introduce my self last night, and I figured that I might as well do it now. My name is Vinyl Scratch." she said putting her arm around him.

"Its nice to meet you. Miss Scratch you wouldn't happen to know where Rarity is now, would you?"

"Oh yeah, she's at Carousel Boutique, why do ya ask?"

"I want to thank her for fixing my cloak." he lied.

"Okay, just fallow me." She smiled and began to lead him to boutique.

Soon he was at a strange building that looked almost like a small temple.

"Thank you, Vinyl. I really appreciate it." he sighed.

"No prob! I'll see you later!"

"Bye."

He rolled his eyes and knocked on the door of the building. The door slowly opened and revealed a small white unicorn with a purple and pink mane and tail. It was one of the kids from the party.

"Mister Sad Story? What are you doing here?" the child asked in shock.

"I need to talk to Rarity." he said coldly.

"Oh, come inside, I'll get big sis."

She welcomed him in and left up stairs. The room he was in had several dresses and suits, even looking glasses.

"So this is what a 'fashionista' does? She just designs dresses and suits? What a pathetic line of work..." he thought as he examined a black suit with a white collar and a red tie, "I wonder, where are all the ninja in this village? Are they at war? No, this land is to peaceful, no one is mourning a loss or even looks worried which means that they all can't be dead!"

"Sad Story, darling, Sweetie Bell told me that you need to talk to me. What's the matter?"

He turned around and saw Rarity looking at him curiously.

"Last night I overheard you talking about some creatures called 'Diamond Dogs', I'd like to know where to find one..." he explained.

She stared at him in surprise, "Are you sure you want to know?"

"Yes."

"uh...Okay, as you wish. But why do want to know?"

"I need a new puppet..." Sasori said with a small smile that made the fellow unicorn become nervous.

"I don't know what you mean by that but okay..."

Little did they know, a certain filly over heard the small conversation.

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Soon, Sasori and Rarity were near the location of the place the diamond dogs hide out.

"Just beyond that hill is where the diamond dogs live, they live there because of all the jewels that are in that territory. I'm not going any further, the last time I went there, they captured me and made me search for jewels under ground!" she said nervously.

"Thank you, I can go on from here."

He made his way up the hill while the other unicorn walked back to town. When he got to the other side of the hill, he saw a rocky terrain with many wholes in the ground. He sighed and got his scroll and unrolled it, and got it to the one he wanted, which is the only one that wasn't broken. He placed his hooves together, and slammed one onto the scroll.

"Summoning jutsu!" He summoned the Third Kazekage, his last puppet.

He used his puppet mastery jutsu and began to control the puppet, he got closer to the terrain, he then sensed the ground rumbling slightly, several dog like creatures appeared from the ground, most where wearing armor but the three dogs that stood in front of him had jackets. The small one had a steel grey jacket, the medium one had a red jacket, and the biggest dog there had a dark dull blue jacket. Sasori stared at the biggest dog.

"He would make a great replacement for my Hiruko puppet..."

"Looks like we have two slaves now!" the medium dog spoke.

"New Slaves! New Slaves!" the smaller dog cheered.

The big dog noticed that Sasori was staring at him, "I think the pink one is broken."

"Actually, I'm just fine. And you all are not getting a slave today." Sasori began to make his puppet let out the iron sand out of its mouth, it caused a loud chattering noise come from it.

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The dogs cringed as they covered their ears and watch in horror as the puppet floated up and let the iron sand out of it's mouth.

"Its not a pony!" one of the dogs in armor shouted.

"Yes, this is my puppet, and I came here looking for a new subject," Sasori pointed his hoof at the big dog, "and it seems that you would make a perfect puppet!"

"Me?!" the dog mumbled.

"Yes, you can ether surrender or fight. Its your choice." Sasori said making the iron sand into spears.

"We'll fight!" The medium dog shouted.

"FIGHT!" the smaller one screamed.

"You heard them!" the big on smiled.

Sasori shook his head, "I was hoping you'd say that."

Sasori sent all the spears down hitting several of the armored dogs in the chest and head, their blood splattered everywhere, staining the ground and boulders. Some of the dogs dodged the attack, one quickly lunged at Sasori but was stopped by a spear that went strait though it's back and came out it's stomach. The few alive dogs lunged at him. But he quickly made the sand surround him and made it jut out spikes causing all the dogs to get stabbed. The three remaining dogs watched in horror as the iron sand shield came down, showing Sasori who was smiling at them.

"So, who's next?" Sasori asked, his smile turning to a toothy grin.

The small dog, ran to him but the iron sand rushed and hit the dog in his muzzle and sent him flying into a bolder. The medium and large dogs ran to the smaller one.

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"SPOT!" the medium screamed.

The medium picked up the small dog and cried, "Spot! Speak to me!"

Spot didn't answer, his eyes were closed as if he were sleeping.

"He's dead, even if he isn't he should save his strength, my iron sand is coated with a special poison, if he wants to survive he'll have to save his strength." Sasori snickered.

The bigger dog looked at Spot then at Sasori, "I'll come with you if you stop this!"

"FIDO! Don't! He'll kill you if you do that!" The medium dog cried.

"I HAVE NO CHOICE, ROVER! I don't want you to die too!" Fido said, tears streaming down his face.

Rover whimpered, "I'm gonna miss you."

"I'll miss you too."

"How sentimental, but its time for you to take your leave!" Sasori made almost all the iron sand go around Fido, forming a big cage around him. He then walked away, the cage and the puppet floated beside him.

Little did Rover know, some of the iron sand stayed behind. It formed into a small spear and stabbed him in the shoulder, then it quickly floated over and merged with the cage, leaving the dog to bleed to death and suffer with his fellow dogs.

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After twenty minuets of walking, Sasori found a cave in a swampy area, it was several miles away from where the Diamond Dogs where. He walked in, it was fairly small but it had enough room.

"Perfect..." Sasori mumbled.

He used his chakra strings to levitate one of his scrolls, he then summed several devices from the scroll. He the last thing summoned was a metal chain. He got the iron sand and made it wrap itself around Fido, then throw him across the room, instantly knocking out the dog. Sasori chuckled at the unconscious dog as he de-summoned the third Kazekage puppet. He use his chakra threads to levitate the chain and make it connect the Fido's collar and dig into the stone wall behind the him. He began to use the chakra threads to put every thing into place.

"Now, time to get back to the library..." he mumbled, "but I guess I could get a few gems at the little cave that the dogs used to mine in along the way..."

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"I'm telling you he said that he said he needed a new puppet, why would he go to where the Diamond Dogs live, just for a puppet?!" Sweetie Bell said, curiously.

She and the crusaders were at a table near their school their discussion topic: Sad Story and his puppets.

"Maybe he is going to turn one of them into a puppet!~" Scootaloo said in a spooky voice.

"No he ain't!" Apple Bloom protested.

"Actually, that is exactly what he is doing."

The Crusader looked up and saw Day Dare-Ah, he flew off of a cloud and landed by the table.

"How can somepony turn a Diamond Dog into a puppet?" Sweetie asked.

"I don't know, hm. He never told me or showed me. But I do know that he can, hm!" Day explained.

"How do ya know he can if you've never seen it!" A.B asked.

"Easy, the Kazekage of his village had a certain type of jutsu- I mean magic spell, that only he can use. Its know as 'The Iron Sand'." Day said, taking a seat at the table, "Sasori has a puppet that looks exactly like the Kazekage and he can make the puppet use the same Iron Sand spell"

"What's a Kazekage?" Scootaloo asked.

"A Kazekage is equivalent to your Princesses." Day sighed, as though it was common knowledge.

"So he turned your prince into a puppet?!" Sweetie Bell said, nearly shouting.

"Yup." Day said bluntly, "He didn't tell me why, but I'm sure it was in self defense, so he most likely had a good reason too, hm."

"Well thats a relief ah guess." A.B sighed.

"APPLE BLOOM, SWEETIE BELL, SCOOTALOO!"

The fillies looked behind them, it was their teacher, Miss Cheerilee. They turned back to Day Dare-Ah, who looked at the teacher weirdly.

"Sorry Day, we gotta go. We don't want Miss Cheerilee to get mad." Apple Bloom mumbled.

"Oh its fine. Actually I want to talk to your Sensei." Day said nicely.

The three fillies exchange looks then lead him to their teacher.

"Hey girls, who's this?" Cheerilee asked, examining Deidara.

"My name is Deidara, I'd like to have a talk with you, hmm." Day Dare-Ah, said nicely.

"Uh, sure mister Dare-Ah." Cheerilee smiled, "Girls, please go inside."

"Yes miss Cheerilee." The Crusaders said in unison as they walked into the red building.

Cheerilee and Day Dare-Ah began walking away from the building.

"So what do you want to know?" Cheerilee asked with a smile.

"Well, I want to know what you teach at this academy, hmm." Day said, curiosity in his voice.

"Well I wouldn't call it an academy, but I teach the usual, Math, Science, History, what Cutie-Marks are, the legends of Equestria..." Cheerilee said, thinking about her career.

"I see. What about Taijutsu?" he asked.

"Whats that?"

"Its self defense and fighting."

"No. why would I do that? I don't even know how to fight."

"I'm sorry Madam. You see, in Iwagakure, when you join an academy, you do learn about history, math and all the basics, but you also learn how to fight and how to use magic, hm." he said scratching the back of his head.

"Oh, so you just want to learn about the differences and similarities form Iwah-ga-cureh and Equestria."

"Yes! Since, Sasori and I are new and all! We're just trying to...adjust, hm"

"Well, you should really talk to Twilight about these things, she knows a lot more than I do. She is Princess Celestia's protegee! Not to mention she lives in the library." Cheerilee smiled.

"Wait, she never told me about this!" Day Dare-Ah exclaimed, "To think that she is being trained by the kage of this land?!"

He seemed extremely surprised and a little furious.

"Are you okay?" she asked in concern.

"Oh, I-...I'm fine. Well, I better get going! Thank you so much Ms. Cheerilee!"

With that the Pegasus took off, leaving the teacher behind.

"That was certainly a strange conversation. Why would the teachers there, teach their students how to fight?" Cheerilee thought as she made her way back to her students.

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"SHIT! WHY DIDN'T TWILIGHT TELL US THAT SHE IS BEING TAUGHT BY THE KAGE OF THIS LAND?!" Deidara thought as he flew straight to the library.