Deidara's and Sasori's Adventures in Equestria!

Deidara sighed to himself, awhile ago he had gotten bored of being in the library, reading about the history of Equestria, the founding of Ponyvill, and the legend of Nightmare Moon. But he was now a little upset, there wasn’t a damn place in this village that sold clay! Not a single place! He was relieved that it had a river though, because if there is a river, there is most likely clay in it! He trotted to the river and looked for any sign of clay, luckily for him there was, he scrunched his nose as he put his hoof into the river and got some of the clay. When the mouth started chewing the clay and spitting out the dirt, he smiled. He repeated the process several times, with both hooves, even his own mouth. It was worth it though, his bags were full and he even had some extra in his mouth (his actual mouth). Whilst leaving the riverbed he saw a spectrum blur pop up in front of him. It was Rainbow Dash. He would have asked her what’s up, but due to his mouth being full of clay he just stayed quiet.

“Could you come with me a moment?” she asked.

He nodded, they both flapped their wings ant took to the skies. When about a minuet passed, they landed on a large cloud. If Deidara wasn’t used being surprised while have clay in at least one of his mouths, he would have choked. Sitting on the cloud was Night Light!

“You’re so busted!” The dark pegasus grinned.

Deidara rolled his eyes and kept chewing on his clay.

Rainbow stepped between them, she glared at Light, “Night Light! Do you mind repeating what you told me a few minuets ago?”

“Gladly. I was flying around, and saw him just laying around not doing what he was supposed to! I asked him if he was finished with his routines, but he decided to play dumb and act like he didn’t know what I was talking about! I told him to talk to you, but not long after that, I found him again just laying around!” Light said dramatically, he looked at Deidara and grinned.

Dash cleared her throat, “Well Night Light, I’d like you to meet Day Dare-Ah. He’s new here. He came all the way from a far away land called Ii-wa-gak-cure. So he is not only new to Ponyvill, but all of Equestia! Funny thing is, Day here has never worked for a Weather Team before, because he is a mercenary for hire!”

Light’s eyes got wide, his ears flopped back in shame. Deidara however smiled.

“What do you have to say for yourself?” Dash asked sternly.

He didn’t answer. Dash shook her head, “I hate to do this to you. Day, do you have any clay?”

Deidara smiled as he stuck his tongue out, a small clay bird sat on it. The bird came to life as he raised a hoof for it sit on, “Dose that answer your question, hmm?”

Dash smiled, “Yes, it does! Why don‘t you show Night Light your special talent? Just try not to kill him...”

Deidara smiled, in a puff of smoke the bird was four times it’s size and it flew to Light with incredible speed!

“KATSU!”

The clay bird blew up in Lights face, causing him to jump back in fear and surprise.

“What the-!”

He was cut off by the Akatsuki member sending five more birds right at him. Night Light screamed, and began to fly away as fast as he could as Deidara detonated them one by one. After a few minuets the dark Pegasus was almost a half mile away from Deidara and Dash who were laughing to tears.

“Did you see the look on his face?!” Dash chuckled, as she looked at Day Dare-Ah.

“The look on his face was hilarious!!!” Day snickered.

When they calmed down, the spectrum pegasus couldn’t help but ask something that was on her mind, “Um, Day Dare-Ah?”

“Yeah?” he said looking at her curiously.

“W-what do you know about Sad Story?”

He stared at her in shock, “Do you really want to know, hmm?”

She nodded.

“Well I don’t really know mush about him.... What I do know is that his hobby is redesigning his puppet collection, he is interested in poisonous plants and animals, and that he hates it when someone keeps him waiting, hmm.”

“That’s all you know?” she said disappointed.

He nodded, “Sorry, he and I haven’t known each other that long, only about a year or so...”

“And you never even tried to get to know him?!”

“Hey! He kept on calling me a brat at the time so I didn’t really care, hmm!” he growled.

Dash sighed, “Well thanks any ways...”

“Why do you-...” Day stared at her for a moment, and began to laugh, “You want him don’t you, hmm?”

Her face went as red as the red stripes in her mane and tail, “N-no! Well-...at least I can admit it to myself unlike you, who can’t and has to scare their special somepony!!!”

His face turned red as a cherry, “I-Its not like that! Its just funny!!!”

“That’s not what your checks are saying!”

“Likewise!”

“Well just to let you know, FlutterShy like long walks, animals, she is sensitive to scary things,  she is very timid, her favorite fruit is strawberries, and at night when she can’t sleep she likes to watch the fireflies fly around!”

“Yeah well, just to let you know, Sasori can be a real jerk sometimes but in retrospect, he only does it to make himself look scary but he really isn’t all that bad, he’s also turned really dangerous criminals into puppets, he also has trust issues, and doesn’t like to have that many bonds!”

“Well thanks for the information!

“Well back at chya!”

“Dumb-ass!”

“Bitch!”

They both flew away from each other. Dash was flying to her house, “Stupid Day Dare-Ah!!! I could have found all that info by stalking Sad Story or talking to him! I shouldn’t have even asked that dumb-ass!!!”

Deidara was flying to the library, his face still red from the confrontment that Rainbow Dash did, “That stupid bitch!!! I’m not in love FlutterShy! She’s to much of a scardy-cat! Heck! I’m sure that she’s even scared of her own shadow, hmm! Not to mention WE AREN’T EVEN THE SAME SPECIES!!! I’m a human!.....well I used to be, hmm..... But still, I’m not in love with her in the slightest!...Even if I was, I could have found all that out with just a small Shadow Clone Jutsu, a Transformation Jutsu and go to her house! That’s it! S-She’ll just take care of my clone  for a while, and at the same time it will watch what she does, see what her hobbies and such.....not like I really like her or any thing...... but...I guess Flutters is kind of cute....okay she is cute.....to a point its almost sickening...”

As he was about to descend to the ground he saw that Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and AppleJack had already beaten them to the tree/building, they seemed to be in a conversation. he watched them walked in, he flew inside and used his chakra to help him walk on the roof. He listened in on their conversation.

“Lets see if I have any books on Iwa-gahh-curey and Su-suna-gahh-curey...” Twilight said as she used her chakra  get some books off of the shelf. She looked, read and skimmed through several of them, she frowned, at the books that didn’t give her the answers that she desired. She then got frustrated and used her chakra again, she got all of the books in the library off the shelves and scan them all. She looked, read, skimmed, even searched, but to no avail.

“What the?! I don’t have anything about Iwa-gahh-curey and Su-suna-gahh-curey!!!” Twilight exclaimed.

“Why is she looking for information about Iwagakure and Sunagakure? I-...Is she trying to find out more about shinboi?!” Deidara wondered.

“That can’t be! Twilight, ya have one of almost every book in Cantorlot here!” AJ said surprised, “How in Celestia’s mane do ya not have somethin’ about Day Dare-Ah and Sad Story’s home?!”

“I-....I don’t know....” Twilight blinked, “Wait.... I have a world map!”

Deidara felt his heart stop for a moment, “SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!” he watched as the purple unicorn get the rolled up paper from her desk. She unrolled it and looked at it, her eyes were filled with wonder.

She mumbled to herself as she looked around it, “Los Pegasus,..... San Palomino Desert,...... Macintosh Hills,.... BadLands,.... Tartarus,.... HeySead Swamps, ....Baltimare, ....FillyDelphia, ......Foal Mountain,.... Hallow Shades,... ManeHatten, .... Neighara Falls,.... Crystal Mountains,.... Crystal Empire,.... Frozen North... Zebrafica...” she paused a moment, her eyes got big, “Th- That can’t be! Their not here!!!”

Pinkie, Rarity, and AJ looked over Twilight’s shoulder, they all got wide eyed too.

“Oh dear, there isn’t a single trace of their lands!” Rarity exclaimed.

“Ya don’t think that they were lie’n to us?” AJ questioned.

“If they were, they sure fooled me!” Pinkie said with pout.

Deidara huffed at them, “The funny thing is that we weren’t lying....well I know a way to not question us...”, he smirked, he had a plan, he knew that his plan would work, but it is unknown for how long. He put a blank face on, and said, “We weren’t lying to you.”

The mares looked up at him and watched as he got off the ceiling and flew down to the floor.

“Day, were ya spying on us?!” AJ hissed.

“Kinda, when I heard you all were looking for records of Iwagakure and Sunagakure, I got curios about what you were going to find. I didn’t want to disturb you all, hmm.” he lied,...sorta...

“Well, why is it that we can’t find your home lands in the world map?” Rarity asked in a serious tone.

“Are you sure that it’s a world map?” Diedara asked.

Twilight blinked and looked at him, “W-...what?”

“Are you sure that the map you were looking at is a world map, hmm?” the blond pegasus asked harshly.

“Of course it is! The Princess gave it to me herself!” Twilight argued.

Now it was time for him to truly execute his plan, he began to laugh, “Yeah that’s what Lord Third Tsuchikage told me! And look where I am! I’m in a strange town called Ponyvill that’s in a strange land that I never heard of called ‘Equstria’!” he got the map that was placed in his bag incase he had ever lost his way, he placed it on the same table that the girls were at, “And this is the world map he gave me, hmm...”.

They all looked at the map curiously.

He pointed his hoof to the top left corner of the map, “This is where I’m from, The Land of Earth, home of Iwagakure: The Hidden Rock Village.” he smiled, he shifted his hoof to the bottom left, “And that where Sasori is from, The Land of Wind, home to Sunagakure: The Hidden Sand Village.”

One of Twilight’s eyes began to twitch, she studied the map carefully. She began to shift between Deidara’s map and her own, studying the differences, her friends did the same.

“What strange names for towns,” Rarity mumbled as she tried to pronounce one of the names of the villages on the map, “Kiri-...gah-...cure-”

“Its pronounced Kirigakure.” Deidara corrected, he looked at Twilight, “So, Twilight? What do you think of my world map, hmm?”

She shook her head, “I can’t find the Crystal Empire or Equstria or any place I’m familiar with! So....what does this mean?”

“It means that the place that I’m from was likely protecting Equestria and your kage was also likely protecting everyone here from going to the Elemental Lands.” he said annoyed by both maps.

“Wait so this means that there is a place near Equestria that is full of ponies fighting all the time?!” Pinkie said looking at Deidara map.

“Actually its most likely on the other side of the world.” Deidara sighed.

All the mares looked at him, they looked stunned.

“Then how in the hay did ya get here?!” AJ questioned.

“The ju- THE SPELL that Kakashi used on Sasori and I, wasn’t a normal spell, it can teleport someone a mile away to a hundred miles away! So......why not across the world, hmm?” he said scratching the back of his head.

“How can somepony use such a powerful spell only the most advanced unicorns can do that!” Twilight pondered.

Deidara nearly face-hoofed, but sighed, “Some say that Kakashi became a Jounin at the mere age of nine. A Jounin is basically the rank of a ninja team leader and a sensei, so he was a prodigy, hmm!”

“So he is an advanced unicorn?!” Rarity shouted.

“Woooooow and I thought Twilight was good!” Pinkie said dramatically, “So, Day-Day, what is your rank?”

“DAY-DAY?! Is she fucking kidding me?!” He wanted to yell at the pink pony, but held his temper and answered, “I’m also a jounin, hmm....”

“So ya can be considered one of them sensei’s?!” AJ looked at him curiously.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

“I’ll get it.” Rarity said as she walked over to the door and used her chakra to open the door, there standing on the other side was Cheerilee-sensei.

“May I have a word with Mister Day Dare-Ah?” the sensei asked politely.

“What do you know, my ticket out of an awkward conversation is a possible awkward conversation.” Deidara thought with a small smile, “Sure.” he watched as she walked in.

“I was thinking of having Zecora come to the school tomorrow to talk about her home land but she is going to Appleoosa to sell some of her herbal remedies later today, which means that she is gonna be gone for a week or so.... so I was wondering if you and your friend Sad Story could come to my class and talk about where you come from.” the violet earth pony said shyly.

“Y-...You’re saying you w-...want me and Sasori to teach your students for the day?” Deidara was surprised when she nodded, “She wants us to teach her class?!...well I guess it would be an interesting experience,....I’ll go, but Sasori will most likely turn her down, hmmm...”, he looked at he and smiled, “W-...well I’ll have to ask him about that, but if he says no I’ll still show up, hmm.”

“Oh, thank you! I’m sure the kids will love to hear your stories!” she exclaimed, her voice filled with glee.

“Well this is just a warning, but if any of them act up I might be a tad harsh. After all I’ll kinda be like my sensei’s from Iwagakure.” he said with a small shy chuckle.

“Oh no its fine it will give them the experience of your heritage!”

He couldn’t help but grin at the thought of him self being a sensei. He just hoped that Sasori would join him just so it wont be that awkward.

Music link!

Sasori was now finished, he made both the poison and the cure, now it was time to test his new poison and see it in action! He coated a small stick that was sharpened to a point, with the poison. He then threw it like a kunai or shuriken, the stick embedded itself in the dog’s shoulder. Fido whimpered in pain, Sasori use his chakra strings to get the stick out of the dog’s shoulder. Within seconds the dog began to stumble around, he put one of his paws on his head as he did. A half minuet later he vomited, fell over and began to breath heavily.

“W-...what....did...y-you do to...me?” Fido panted.

Sasori smiled, he walked up to the diamond dog, avoiding the puddle of vomit. When he got up to his victim, he began to pet the dog’s head, “Oh, nothing much, I just poisoned you.”

“P-....poisoned?”

“The stick was covered with the poison that I made. Its now running though your blood stream, and your body is trying to fight it. It’s a pretty fast acting poison. You got vertigo, headaches, and you just vomited, causing you to breath heavily, not to mention breathing is now becoming a problem, which his causing your heart to beat faster, which also allows the poison to spread faster. Your liver is also starting to fail, and your heart beat will soon be disrupted, with that it will become paralyzed, then it will go into full cardiac arrest.”

Fido’s eyes got wide.

“Oh don’t be scared, just be glad its not like the poison that your friends got, that one is making the survivors be in pain for five days, after that they‘ll die.”

He watched as the diamond dog broke into tears, he continued to pet him like the way a mother would do to her saddened child. Within a minuet’s time the dog died. Sasori couldn’t help but laugh, it was now time to get to work.

---------Time-Skip----------------------

Sasori was almost done, he just needed to make the mask/shield/door for Fido’s back and the retractable tail/stinger/blade. “Which reminds me, I seriously need to rename him! ‘Fido’ is such a stereotypical name for a dog!” he thought as he walked out of the cave, he was heading back to the library, “Lets see the Hiruko puppet’s tail was made of metal....I’ll have to make this one out of stone since I don’t know where to get metal or iron in this world...Now I’ll have to redesign the mask, and I’m going to have to give him a new name as well......”

When he got to the library, he was immediately greeted by Spike.

“Hey Story, where’ve ya been?” the baby dragon asked.

“If you must know, I was making a new puppet.” Sasori said in his usual so-blunt-it-makes-bunnies-cry-in-utter-fear tone.

“Cool! can I see it?!” Spike asked with excitement in his voice.

“You can see it when I’m done...”

“Awww....”

“Sasori!”

Spike and Sasori looked at the speaker, it was Deidara.

“I need to talk to you, hmm.” the fellow artist said.

“Okay.” Sasori said, “Spike do you mind giving us some privacy, if you do I’ll think about letting you see my new puppet early....”

“ALRIGHT!” the dragon did as he was told, running to his and Twilight’s bed room.

“What is it that you wanted to talk to me about?” Sasori asked.

“Remember that sensei that I told you about, hmm?”

“Yes, why?”

“She wants us to go to her school and talk to her class about our heritage.”

Sasori looked at him for a moment, he was surprised, “Why....?”

“Apparently she was going to have someone called Zecora, talk about her heritage, but she is currently going on a business trip, so she is going to settle for us. Although, she seems pretty interested in us, hmm.” Deidara smirked.

“Sure, I’ll go. It sounds like an interesting experience.”

The peach pegasus looked at him, stunned by the answer, “Well you’re going to have to know the differences this lands history and mythology to ours. I already know them so.....” he got several books and placed them in front of the puppeteer, “Don’t worry, they're pretty quick reads.”

Sasori levitated one book and began reading, the book told of two royal sisters, one raised the sun, whilst the younger sister raised the moon, but she ended up becoming jealous of her elder sister and vowed to showed the land of eternal night. “Hmm, seems interesting...” he continued to read but was interrupted by the terrorist bomber.

“Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that I told Twilight that we were from the other side of the world, because she was snooping around her books and her world map, she was trying to find out more about the shinobi world.” with that Deidara slowly began to leave the room.

“I hate to say it, but I hope that Miss Sparkle goes along with it, she would report us to the Equinkages if she finds out that we’re from another world...” Sasori sighed with a smile.

“I’m sure it worked.” Deidara assured.

Celestia looked at the stain glass windows in the hallway, all depicting what she, her sister, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, and Twilight and the other elements, legend writing victories. She sighed, as Luna walked up to her and stared at the same window that Celestia was staring at: Discord’s second defeat, by Twilight and her friends.

“Sister, I understand that you are worried, but you must try to have faith-”

“Have faith in couple of criminals?...I’m sorry but I just-....can’t. You know what they did in their world!” Celestia said, cutting off her little sister.

“I know, but like we-...I said before, I’m sure they will bond with Twilight and her friends.” Luna smiled.

“.....You could have informed me and them before summoning those...monsters!!!” Celestia sneered, “WHY?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME FIRST!!!”

Luna looked at her in shock, her expression then turned to that of guilt, “Because I didn’t want them to treat Sasori and Deidara as criminals, even though they are S-class criminals. I want them to be treated as a fellow pony, not like one would treat a monster from Tartarus! They were never treated like a person in their world, and its full of such creatures!”

Celestia looked at Luna, she sighed, “Well how about this, I’ll give them a week to adjust to their new life styles, and once that happens I’ll have Twilight and the others invite them to our castle, to see if they really can change?....”

The lunar princess looked at the solar princess with glee, “Really?!”

“Yes, really. I just hope that you’re little gamble paid off.”