Kerbal Equestria Program
The fun-loving little green men have found a planet that isn't bare or covered in ice. Nothing good can come of this.
The Kerbals have conquered the solar system. They think. At least, they're pretty sure that they have almost 90% of it covered. Possibly.
Bored of sending titanic landers and massive rovers to moons and planets, the Kerbal Space Center staff consulted their idea machine; the janitor. "Why not a one of those other glowy orbs in the sky?" KSC immediately began plans for an interstellar ship and consequently fired the janitor because he thought of it first.
Equestria is in for a huge surprise.
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9 Chapters:
- Step 1: Build a Rocket 2013-11-08 15:02:31 UTC626
- Step 1.5: Build a Working Rocket 2013-11-08 15:02:42 UTC698
- Step 2: Consult the Idea Machine 2013-11-08 15:03:41 UTC506
- Step 3: Build a Bigger Rocket 2013-11-08 15:03:55 UTC482
- Step 4: Burn for 3 Years 2013-11-08 15:04:08 UTC991
- Step 5: Jettison Everything and Hope You Don't Die 2013-11-10 06:18:23 UTC904
- Step 6: Set Up "Tents" 2013-11-14 14:11:24 UTC1074
- Step 6.3: Start a "Camp"fire 2013-11-16 06:15:02 UTC637
- Step 6.6 "Kill The Pony, Cut Her Throat, Bash Her In" 2014-01-15 04:16:46 UTC646