The Brony Life: CYOA

Give her coin.

+15 Kindness

-5 Greed

I just couldn't resist those giant, round eyes of hers. I opened my bag and pulled out a few coins. It was pretty hard without fingers. I put about 20 or so bits into her hand and she nodded and ran off. I felt good after that, even though I stole this coin. I kept on walking throughout Ponyville, and I thought of something: Could this planet be fucking with my mind? I just stole a bunch of coin! And then I just gave a few to a filly. That would explain why everyone is so nice. Could be something in the air, or some thing that comes from the sun, or just anything! I can't turn soft if I'm going to survive in this world. I could leave, but I like this place. I bet the princesses would know something about this, since Pinkie Pie makes no sense. Wait, isn't it possible for her to bring in someone else? What if she just brought in every Brony ever? Uhh, that would be a lot of rape. Just the small percent of the fans that fap to ponies anyway, it would be pure chaos if that would happen. Discord would be proud. What if, she brought in people from other universes? Such as Chell from Portal, or the player from Minecraft, or... oh no.... she might bring in Alex Mercer from Prototype. Then, we would all be fucked. No, I'll talk to Pinkie later. First, I need to go see Celestia or Luna.

I trotted to a cobblestone road that was nearby and put my hooves on it. It was warmer then the grass and felt hard and rough. (That is so what she said). I smiled at my own joke and walked down the path. I came across a sign only after a minute and it said that Canterlot is 10 miles from Ponyville and I just need to take the same road. I better hurry if it's 10 miles away. I ran down the path, at full speed. The trees and grass were a blur as my new body moved at much faster speeds then my human body could. It was so nice being a quadruped. The sun lowed a small amount, about 2 or 3 hours as I found my self at the castle. I said 'Hi' to a few of the high-class ponies there, but most just looked away and acted like snobs. I pushed open the door and saw Celestia and Luna arguing about something.

"I told you, we need someone else. It's too much work here." Luna told Celestia.

"The system we use now will be fine. Plus, we have no one who could do it." Celestia replied to Luna. I interrupted and said,

"Do what?" They looked at me and Luna said,

"We need a new royal guard general. You're not even a royal guard so, the position is not open to you." Celestia added,

"Don't cut him off so quickly. You never know, he might be pretty good at being general." Hmm, intresting. I could become general of the army here. That's quite a postion of power. But then again, I could also just go home.

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