The Brony Life: CYOA

by Chetzi

Kidnap her for ransom.

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Kidnap her for ransom.

+20 Evilness

-30 Kindness

With all the damn rainbows and bunnies around here, people are sure to give nearly everything to get this bitch back. I don't care if she's cute, I want that money. I grab her and pull her near my chest. She giggled and said,

"I like hugs!" This happiness is starting to get to me. I tried to slam down my hoof on her head, but she saw what I was trying to do. She bit my arm and I reeled back. I looked at my arm, and it had a large bite mark. Which, makes no sense. Ponies have dull  teeth, it really can't leave bite marks. Fuck! Stop debating things that make no sense with myself! I need to get that filly again. I looked over to where I last saw her, and she was gone. Shitting dick nipples! Well, there goes that plan. Still, I feel... evil. Dark. Mean. Like I could take over this world. I could kill anything and not care. I looked at my hoof and felt a burning sensation. This is what power feels like. I feel a new strength, something other then physical. Smoke started to raise from my hands as I thought about ruling this place. If I could make a fist, I would be doing that. I heard a gush of wind and lost the feeling of power. I looked toward the sound, and saw a rainbow of color, come flying at me. I ducked, but the object hit me, dead on. We tumbled in a ball a bit, until we hit a tree and dispersed. My eyes were spinning, so I shook my head. I could see clearly again, and noticed Rainbow Crash brushing off some dust and dirt on her coat. My face burned and turned red. I yelled,

"Watch out where you're going!" She looked over to me and spit out a bit of grass. She then said, in a mocking tone,

"Watch out where you're standing." I felt a fiery feeling, deep in my stomach. I wanted a fight. A fight to the death. I roared,

"IT IS ON!" I then lunged at her, she quickly flew up. She spit at me and said,

"Can't beat what you can't catch." She then dashed off, with a trace of rainbow behind her. I wasn't about to lose like this. My wings shot out, and I dashed up. I flew at breakneck speeds, every second getting a bit closer. She looked behind her and noticed me, getting closer. She then flapped her wings more and sped up. My anger only grew, and I pushed my wings to the limit. Everything, but the rainbow hair, was a blur as I went at speeds far past I thought I was capable at. She looked at me, and her eyes got wide. There was a dark cone forming around me, as my veins surged with anger. I felt an electric feeling behind me as I kept going faster, so close to that cyan pony trying to escape me. The g-forces were incredible as I heard a loud bang, the sound of something going faster then the speed of sound. After that, I couldn't keep conscience anymore and closed my eyes. I slowed down started to fall downwards. The last sight I saw before plummeting to the ground, was a black and red cloud of smoke, with lighting bolts shooting out from it. It trialed behind me as I fell. I was high above the ground, and there was nothing but ground below me. There was no way I could live through this. I let my anger get the better of me, and it got me killed. I lost the feeling of falling, and then the feeling of the wind, and soon every thing else I felt left me. Right before, I left this world completely, I heard someone yell,

"WAKE UP!" My eyes shot open, and I felt everything coming back to me. I breathed heavily, and started flapping my wings. I was slowing down, but not nearly enough to not hit the ground. It was certain death at this rate. But, I didn't give up. With my remaining strength, I angled myself to a glide and flapped my wings as fast as I could. It wasn't enough, The ground was now mere feet, and at my speed, I was sure to die. Then something grabbed my torso and I flew forward. The sudden chance in velocity woke me up all the way and I looked up. Rainbow Dash caught me, and we were slowing down. We slowed to a stop and Rainbow Dash dropped herself and me onto a leafy tree. We both just laid on that tree, hearing nothing but our heavy breathing. It was only a few minutes of that until Rainbow Dash chuckled and said,

"You did a Sonic Shadowboom. You're alright in my book, but you owe me one for saving your flank." She then snuggled up to me and put her head on my chest. Her breathing turned more calm and had a pattern to it. That told me, shes asleep. I felt myself drifting into a deep sleep also, as the leaves on the tree felt softer then most beds. I put a smile on face as my vision faded to black.


I woke up to something nudging me. It was a hoof. I slowly opened my eyes and saw Rainbow Dash standing over me. She then said in an over annoyed voice,

"Finally! I thought you were going to sleep all day! What you did back there, was pure awesomeness. I need to show you my house!" I had nothing better to do, so I got up and said,

"Fine, fine. I'll go." She smiled and took off. She yelled back at me,

"Race you there!" How the fuck am I suppose to beat her, when I don't even know where we are going? Oh well, wouldn't hurt to try. I launched myself up, feeling refreshed as ever. I then shot forward, following her close behind. I was going as fast as my wings let me, and we arrived at a large cloud with a few windows and a door, after a few minutes. She glided down to a porch on the cloud, and I followed suit. She slammed open the door jumped in. I strolled in, glancing around. It was a basic home, a kitchen, living room just what you would expect from a house. She then pulled me in, waiting impatiently. She didn't let go of me and continued to push me. She shoved me into a bedroom and I landed on a bed. She then smiled seductively and said,

"This will be fun." She's very aggressive and blunt. I wasn't that easy, and I leap off of the bed. Then I said,

"I'm not that easy. You're going to have to try harder to get me." She just smiled more and said,

"I didn't ask you." Is she planning on raping me? Well, if there's anypony who would do it, it's Rainbow. I then asked her,

"Not even going to take me to dinner first?" She chuckled and said,

"I'm slightly hungry, not for food though." She took a step closer. I don't know if I should be aroused, or scared. I then leaped forward, through her legs. I stumbled on the floor and Rainbow acted within seconds. She had already pinned me down, We spun around each other, on the soft cloud floor, laughing. After a minute of that, we stopped. She blushed lightly and planted, a big warm kiss on my lips. We held that kiss for what seemed like an eternity, until she broke it off. Her warmth was radiating off of her, and it spread all over my body as she hugged me tight. She then pushed a bit of the cloud floor away, making a hole in the floor. She rolled us over it and we fell through. I stopped mid-air, at the same time as her. I asked,

"What?" She nudged her head left and said,

"Actually, I'm pretty hungry. Lets head over to Sugarcube Corner, Cupcakes sound awesome right now." She then took off, yet again. I rolled my eyes playfully and gave chase. It was a short flight, and we quickly arrived at the place. We stepped inside, and were greeted with a cheerful Pinkie Pie, baking cupcakes. Rainbow waved and said,

"Anything ready for eating?" Pinkie nodded and tossed two, blue swirled cupcakes at her. Rainbow caught both and walked over to me. "Eat up." I grabbed the cupcake from her and gulped in down in under 2 seconds. There was a bit of frosting on my mouth, and Rainbow Dash, who had already somehow eaten her cupcake, wiped the icing off my face and ate it. I then asked,

"So, where to next?" She replied with,

"Your choice."

Do you:

  1. Go visit Twilight. [Chap. 24]

  2. Go to Manehatten. [Chap. 25]

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