Oh lucky day

It's my senior year the day before end of year exams, for some odd reason if I study the day before I do worse so i never study "Ok, i'm home from school and have nothing to do. And I don't have to go to work. What time is it, PONY TIME!" I said before taking a flying leap towards my desk. Like most bronies the first site I Went to was Equestria Daily to see any of the new pony news, then I hopped on to fimfiction.com. (does anyone else notice the new crack on the 4th wall?)

After about 6 hours or so my mom yells at me from the other room "You forgot to take out the trash again!". I yelled back "Ok, i'll go do it in a minute!" After i saved the fanfic I was working on I got up and grabbed the trash so i could bring it to the road.

After I put the trash out I saw that there was some mail in our mailbox across the street. I was already out there so I decided to go and grab it. Since it was around 8:30pm it was dark out, so i didn't see the car flying down the road at 50mph in a 25mph zone. He saw me and stopped just in time to not run me over...but not enough to stop me from getting hit and getting flung back, smashing my head open on the ground. Well that's what was supposed to happen, but instead I keep falling...and falling...and falling. I flipped around so I could see were I was going to land, which was near impossible considering the sun had already set, which seemed to be a lake. Since belly flops hurt, especially when falling form the sky, I flipped my self around so my feet would go in first...which still hurts like hell at that speed.

The first thing I did when I hit the water was to scream out in pain. As it turns out screaming under water just makes things worse. I swam as fast as I could towards the surface. Braking the surface I coughed up the water that had gotten inside my lungs, only to go under again. That went on for a minute or two before I am finally able to keep my head above water. It didn't take me long to get to shore, which I wish I didn't.

Now that the adrenaline, form me almost drowning, has worn off my legs now feel like I just got bucked by a horse and I could feel how cold it was. "Aaaaahhhh! Please tell me they're not broken!" I yelled in agony. I flopped onto my back, while i tried to figure out what to do. "Great, i'm stranded in a forest with, WAIT! My phone!" I checked my pockets...only to find nothing. "Damn it!" I said while slamming the back of my head into the ground.

A few seconds later I heard the sound of a branch breaking...only to get hit in the face with something. "Damn it! what the hell hit me?" I looked around to find what hit me in the face. What I found would've made me squee if I could. "Logic, your such an enigma. How my phone got in a tree i'll never know. now lets see if I have any...and nothing..." I shut it off as to save the battery. "Were to I go now...and now i'm gonna pass out." I said as I started to get up, only to get lightheaded. "Wait, why was I falling instead of smashing my head open?" Was the last thought to go through my head as I blacked out.

Upon opening my eye's I see that I am in a hut with no idea how I got there. I sit up to find that my legs don't hurt like they did before, but they're still a bit sore. "Were the hell am I and who's house is this?" I think to my self. Since no one was around at the moment I crouched walked towards the window as to not alert to anybody that I was awake.

       What I saw filled me with fear, confusion, and pure unadulterated bliss! I saw a cartoony looking Forest and a wolf made out of tree branches. The next thing I saw almost made me have a heart attack that would leave a permanent smile on my face that could rival the joker. It was a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane.

       "Please tell me I am not going insane. If I'm not what the flying fuck did twilight do to get me?" I thought to my self. My thoughts may be coherent but thats not what came out of my mouth. What came out was a incoherent babble that could easily be mistaken for an alien language. "wah da fwa cah ba dwe gah dah fwe sha?"

"The things it can do are a lot, but talk like me it can not." said something behind me, although it was not that hard to guess because of the rhyming.

I turned around to face none other than Zecora. "O HAI" I blurted out upon seeing my favorite zebra.

She had a look of surprise appear on her face when I said that, so I decided to keep talking to and see if I can't surprise her even more. "Sorry about my sudden out burst ma'dam" I said in my best dignitary voice "But I have some thing I must inquire you about. Was it you who brought me here?"

As soon as I said that she look at me with a even more surprised look on her face before shaking her head. "Yes, if it were not for me, alive you would not be."

I was about to run up and hug her but then I remembered that I saw Fluttershy leaving Zecora's. "Did you tell any others that I am here?" I asked her

She nodded, to which I just face-palmed. I turned my head to look out the window to see none other than Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle. Twilight had spike on her back and was levitating lots of scrolls, quills, and ink. Pinkie on the other hand was pulling a cart full of science equipment, much like the ones that were used on Pinkie...and she did it while she was hopping up and down like she always does.

I gulped "Well fuck" I said. Now your asking 'Why is this a bad thing?'. well I have two reasons. First off, I have no idea what Twilight is gonna ask and, since I know i'm gonna slip up, if she asks about how I know them...I'm fucked. Secondly, I absolutely hate being hooked up to things. So I did the only thing that could get me out of there. I jumped out the window and ran off into the forest, leaving a confused zebra inside and two surprised ponies out side.

"What the hay was that?" said Twilight.

"That was the thingy Zecora found, and it ran off!" said Pinkie to Twi.

"We have to go after it" Twilight yelled

"Alright, lets do this" Pinkie said before standing on her hind legs and yelling "PPPPPIIIIIINNNNKKKKKIIIIIEEEEE!" she started running now "PPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

Twilight stood there thinking 'What the hay' before chasing after her.

(A/N: ........THE GAME!!!)