Oh lucky day

        (A/N: why does it talk me so long to sit down long enough to finish a chapter?.... altogether i put... maybe 3 hours?)

As it turns out running around blindly in a monster infested forest is not a good idea. As of right now i have and enraged manticore....and I think I hear some timber wolves. Good thing I can run my ass off when I need to or I would best missing the back of my...back. As it is the back of my shirt is ripped to shreds.

       After running like that for what felt like a hour my legs felt like jelly. Good thing I found a cave or the manticore, now with timber wolve escorts, would have got me. I ran into the cave hoping that they would keep runing.

       They barrelled passed the cave with out even slowing down. I waited for a few minutes before getting out from the rock I was hiding behind and started to walk out. There was a branch just out side the entrance of the cave which,upon my stepping on it, made a loud crack. I stopped and turned around hoping that i didn't waking something...only to look straight at an ursa.

Two things went through my mind at that moment, 'Hey, this one looks like the one that attacked ponyville' and 'Oh shit, i am screwed'. I turned around slowly and then ran like hell out of the cave and the way I came.

As you would expect it followed me out, which just made me run faster. I had to duck and dodge tree's and their branches while it just went through them with out even slowing down. The adrenaline kept me going for a few minutes before my legs returned to there jelly form. Thankfully at that time I can see Pinkie and Twi running at me....and pinkie is yelling her name like Leroy.

Once they got close enough for me to hear them yelling were they skidded to a stop seconds later. Now, with me being me, I was confused but then I remembered ' oh yea, i'm being chased by an ursa'. They sat there just starring behind me, so as I was about to pass them I scooped them up in to my arms.

They were still looking behind me and not doing any thing, so I yelled at Twi. "Twilight get us out of here!"

"What!?" she yelled back.

"I said get us the buck out of here!"

Her horn started to glow a brilliant purple and after a few seconds there was a blinding flash of light...

AAHHHH, bright light

The bear shut it's eyes and turned away and when it turned back the only thing there was a small burn't crater.

awww...i just wanted to play... The bear thought as it sulked back to it's cave.

....and I land face first on the floor. "Ow!" I said with my face still on the floor.

Putting my hands to my face I pulled my self up. Rubbing my hands on my face I said "Why did i know that would happen...". Pulling my hands down my face I see that I now have pinkie and twilight staring at me.

"....I have a feeling that i'm gonna be answering lots of questions?"

Twilight just nodded while pinkie just went "Eeyup" which freaked me out a little since it was surprisingly close to...scratch that....you don't question pike pie.

I facepalmed "Great, what do you want to start with?" please don't ask about were I come form.

Pinkie was the first to answer "What are you?" ....shit?

"My species is called a human"

"Your a human!? I need to go find lyra!!!" Pinkie said before she disappeared in a puff of smoke.

I turned to Twilight "Hind me. Now." I said in a serious voice.

"Why?" she questioned me.

"I have a feeling if she finds me i'll be interrogated by her."

"What makes you say that?"

"Well she is ubsossed with humans and our hands" I retorted

"Wait, how do you know that" she said giving me a suspicious glare.

....fuck me and my big mouth. "I will explain everything after you hide me for her ok?"

"Fine" she said with a some what frustrated tone. "But if you don't i'll bring lyra."

"I just hope you can actually hide me from Pinkie"

"How did you..."

"Like I said" Interrupting her  "I'll tell you everything after you hide me from lyra"

She walked over to the trap door that led to her basement and said "Follow me"

I followed her down and hide were she told me to. Why am i not telling you where? Because if I do Pinkie Pie will break the fourth wall and know were to bring lyra.