Oh lucky day

(A/N: writeing....why do you come so easy when i'm half asleep?)

Hiding spot? Check. Near impossible to find? check. Is that including Pinkie Pie?.....possibru. Can i fit in it with out having to be a contortionist? Hell no.

Don't you just love those little cuby holes in the back of a room made when you just shove a bunch of shit back there? The ones were, to fit in, you need to put your leg behind your head and dislocate your arm and wrap your other leg around your back? Yea i just love them. I just have one thing to say, if twilight says she will help you into a tight hole (you sick bastards) don't take it.

Although after sitting like this for a few hours it has gets oddly comfortable...anyway back to the plot. I've sat here for about 6 hours...maybe...it's hard to tell when you have no clock. Pinkie Pie got back with Lyra about 5 minutes after i finally got into the little hiding spot so some how i am just fucking lucky or Pinkie is just playing with me.

They kept searching for a few more hours, while my body fell asleep, before the finally gave up. Like you would expect Pinkie is now all sad that she can't find me and her mane goes pinkimeania flat, which i could see since i have a tiny little eye hole, and she starts to go all teary eyed.

The moment I saw this the only thought in my mind was 'NO!! pinkie is gonna cry! i need to go give her a hug!'. Just as i was about to roll out of my spot i stopped my self with another thought 'no, she just trying to trick me out. i can feel it'. it wasn't long after she started to tear up that she started to cry. I can't stand the sight of pinkie crying, ecpesially if i'm involved with the reason why. So, like you would expect, I rolled my self out of my spot and landed a few feet away.....along with a bunch of other crap that was piled around me.

The moment the thud of me hitting the ground was heard Pinkie popped right back to normal and she jumped for me.

"Found you!" She yelled.

"Human!" shouted Lyra from across the basement.

"Pinkie...you were trying to bait me out wren't you?" I asked her.

"Yes!" she exclaimed while nodding furiously.

Sighing i replied " That's what i thought." I faceplamed at my inability to resist a crying Pinkie Pie and added looking at Pinkie and Lyra, who was now starring at me intently "Just let me get up to the couch upstairs before you start asking me questions."

"Okie Dokie Lokie" said Pinkie Pie followed by Lyra with "YAY!"

I took my time up the steps so i could formulate good answer to some of the more 'hard to believe' questions. (you know what they are.)

I plopped down on the couch and said "Ok, who's going first?"

Twilight was about to say something but Pinkie interrupted her with "Do you like cup cakes? Or do you like muffins? *le gasp* I still need to throw a party for you! What your favorite color? What's your favorite flavor cake? And do you..." I stopped her by putting my hand over her mouth.

"Surprise me" I said

"Yay!" She said before disappearing in a puff of smoke most likely to sugarcube corner.

Twilight was about to ask something again but this time was interrupted by Lyra "What's it like to have hands?" she said in a giddy voice.

"Well...uh...I don't know how to explain it to some one who doesn't have hands. I don't have any experience with out them." I replied with a sheepish smile on my face.

Her massive smile that could rival Pinkie's suddenly became a frown.

Twilight, snatching the opportunity, asked "How do you know so much about us?"

"Well you girls are the ones that save equestria twice aren't you?" I said with a nervous smile on my face.

"I meant about us personally." She added.

"Well...uh...how do i put this....were i'm from we uh..." The best idea all of a sudden pops into my head " ...we have the ability to see in to other universes and we watch them as entertainment." Yea, that's plausible

"So your from another universe" she said starring at me suspiciously.

"uh...yea."

There was a long pause before she spoke "Great! i can't wait to tell the princess in my next letter!"

'Phew' i thought to my self 'she took that better than i thought.'

The door slams open and Pinkie comes flying at me.

After i catch her she says "The party is ready! I invited every pony!.....but i couldn't invite the readers" she put on a pouty face at the end on of it.

The rest of us went "What!?"

Before she could say anything though i said " Pinkie, I think they will be fine. lets just head out to sugarcube corner now."

(A/N: thank you Boolyboo for actually giving me the urge to write and not stop with an actual idea. i started writing this about 13 hours after your comment.  900 words but well i call that good for a single day of writing for me.)