
Diary of a Store Clerk
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!





32135 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read
18 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Starting three years in 2013-10-23 18:20:49 UTC1409
- Chapter 2: The store is closed 2013-10-23 23:05:41 UTC1788
- Chapter 3: No alicorns allowed 2013-10-27 15:29:54 UTC1588
- Chapter 4: Human 2013-11-02 01:53:49 UTC1711
- Chapter 5: Meet the aunt 2013-11-15 02:06:22 UTC2172
- Chapter 6: Hide the cookie 2013-11-24 22:16:10 UTC1743
- Chapter 7: Celestia 2013-12-08 17:59:35 UTC1653
- Chapter 8: Hold up 2013-12-24 02:52:06 UTC1778
- Chapter 9: Pushing my luck 2014-02-03 18:15:29 UTC1649
- Chapter 10: House occupation 2014-02-21 08:27:02 UTC1746
- Chapter 11: Alicorn standards 2014-02-28 03:55:49 UTC1646
- Chapter 12: Simple necessities 2014-03-13 05:42:00 UTC1525
- Chapter 13: The usual 2014-03-31 02:23:36 UTC1788
- Chapter 14: Dinner? 2014-04-13 01:37:06 UTC1935
- Chapter 15: Crates and silverware 2014-04-23 15:35:42 UTC2477
- Chapter 16: Twilight Sparkle 2014-11-04 22:41:23 UTC973
- Chapter 17: Dinner. 2018-08-20 11:04:29 UTC2052
- Chapter 18: Holla at the moon 2018-08-26 05:50:47 UTC2502