Psycho in a new world

by Banjo Moon

Boring to New

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I have spent the three weeks being Luna's personal guard rather depressed. I stayed quite unless talked to, did little things Luna asked of me, ect, ect, ect. It has been the most soul ripping time of my life, hell I must look like a zombie half of the time. Sleep is hard for me with while taking my meds but not having them at all just fucked me. I seem like a pregant woman!

"Casey are you ok?" Looking at Celestia's worried eyes.

"Dandy..." Taking a slow blink just about to pass out. I have been standing here in the thrown room lisening to some guy named Filthy Rich whine about why he can't get land or something.

'If I was in charge I would have already slit his throught. Heh blood would be every where, looks on ponys faces, heh. Or cut him open and pull his small intestant out in front of his eyes.'

Looking at the royal sisters kind of scared me. They had looks of fear in there eyes while staring slack jawed at me.

"What?" Luna's face turned green and Celestia looks like shes about to up chuck lunch. Filthy just looked at the sisters in anger.

"Are you even listening to me?!"

"Sir I'm going to ask you to lower your tone." I had a sly smile hoping he would do something stupid.

'God would I rip his heart out and show him it while he took his last breath.'

"I-I'm going to be sick!" Luna ran out of the room while her sister looked like she saw a ghost.

"She can't just do that!" The brown stallion was clearly pissed.

"Sir she can do what ever makes her happy." My tone was flat and could carless.

"You can't talk to me like that! You, you FREAK!"

I grabbed my belt that held my sword on and let it fall to the floor. Making quick steps to the now scared stallion. I started to remove my black with dark purple trim gontlets.

"Lets go filly." My B-line was stopped by a gold dust wall and a large group of royal guards. "What don't want me to rip out his wind pipe with my hands?" I looked at Celestia who was now angry than scared.

"No Casey, I don't want you to do that. Sargent Demonic of the Luner Guard will waitting for you in the armory. I will be there shortly." Celestia sounded like everything than a mother right there.

"Ah *sigh* yes ma'am." Closing my eyes I could feel her gold dust rapping me up in a teleportation spell. The sound of whispers filled me ears.

"run, don't trust no one. run, run, RUN!"

The floor was firm under my heavy camo boots. Sitting down not even opening my eyes, just thinking.

'Run?'

'Yes run!'

'Why?'

'Trust no one, shhh! Hes coming.'

'Who?'

'.... no I'm sorry. please don't hurt me. no, NO!, NO!, PLEASE NO!' A female blood curlling scream was let lose.

"God I'm fucked up."

Opening my eyes was like seeing akid in a candy shop. Swords, Axs, knifes, and other meddevil weapons. The walls were filled with them, all shapes and sizes. But the large dim room had a table in the center of it with my green bag.

"HALLA FUCKING LUYA!" I ran to the bag ripping the zipper open and gabbing a small red box. Packing the cigars really fast and shouving one in my mouth and lighting it. Taking a long deep breath, breathing in all the tobacco I could. Opening my eyes after taking my daily cigar looking nto my bag to see a full jungle military combat uniform in my size. Smilling like a mad man I suited up.

----- Walking to the train station.

Waitting on the platform was just boring. The mid-day commute was nothing like earth. Lunch time was like a hour ago and there are a couple of ponys here and there on the white marble platform. The bright blue sky had random pegisi in it.

"SIR! *weeze* I found *Deep breath* you!" Turning around to see a bat pony flying at me.

"Yes now tell Luna and Celestia that I need to take care of some business." Banning looked wore out and pissed.

"Sir, *inhell* yes sir." Dropping to the ground to tired for any thing. Clicking my tunge at him I chuckled as the candy train pulled up.

"Well howdy do." Picking up my bag and shot gun I stepped onto the small train. Entering the doors was a yellow walled train car with pick and purple seats. Small square windows let you see the outside world of Canterlot.

"Next stop Ponyville." A brown stallion in a blue suit announced.

"Nap time." Throwing my bag into a seat resting my head on the window. "Redheart we got some talking to do." Closing my eyes while the train lunged foward. A sharp whistle came letting me pass out.

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