Psycho in a new world

      Walking through the village was so nice. The screams of colorful horses running and hiding was just, magical. I love it when others fear me, but instead of people its food! Well I never had horse but I would think it tastes like dog, maybe well anything but cat. God cat is greesy.

"ITS GOT RARITY!"

"What the fucks a Raridy?" I looked to my left to see a pissed purple unicorn. "Oh you so cute. I'm gona pet ya, love ya, and call ya Gorge." I broke out laughing remembering saterday moring cartoons. But the mini horse kept its angry look. "Fuck here have her." Lighting another cigarette while mumbaling through it. "Didn't wana ride it anyways."

"WHAT!?" Its eyes went wide.

"Sweet jesus did you think..... Good god I'm still stuck with fuck tards." I layed the sleeping unicorn down and pulled out my magnum.

"What is that?" The purple unicorn got closer to look at it.

"Look down the long silver piece where the hole is and tell me if you see some thing." The stupid fucking animal was just getting to put its face to it. "Dinner." I pulled back the hammer only to see a rainbow flash where my food was.

"WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO KILL HER!?" The blue horse was REALLY pissed.

"You said there was food here..... ooohhhh." Trying to play it off.

"YOU EAT PONYS?!" The purple unicorn went from pissed to pissing its pants well if it had any.

"If I can't find nothing else.... Yes." Taking a long puff I put back my 357. "So is there any thing else?" Tilting my head sounding like a smart ass.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A girly scream came from my right just to find a light green unicorn. "HANDS!" It jumped on my chest making me fall on my back.

"What...... The...... Fuck....." It had my hands in a gold dust matching the stuff coming off its horn. "Can I help you?" Its eyes where only on my hands. I looked to the other two ponys with a help me look on my face.

"Hhhaaaannnndddddssss." Its gold eyes some how went wider the more it looked at my fingers.

"OK. Thats just about enough." I went to stand but the gold dust wrapped around my body. "HEY!" Snapping the unicorn out of its tranz. "Can I get up?"

"Sorry." It begain to blush with a sheepish grin on its face. "I'm Lyra Heartstrings."

"Casey." Standing up I noticed my hat was gone. "Fuck, me."

"WHAT!?" Its blush intensafied. "I-I umm like hu-humans but..." It was tripping over its own words.

"Your are a girl right?" Looking at it with a deadpan face.

"YES!"

"Ok than I'm not gay." Getting another cigarette out and puttig it in my mouth only to have purple dust grab it. "What the hell?"

"Whats hell?"

"A place I should be at. Who the fuck took my cigarette?!" Turning around just to see the purple unicorn looking at it closely.

"By the way I'm Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in Equestria."

"Proud of ya now give me my damn cigarette." The purple unicorn didn't even hear me. "Fuck you to." I got the red pack of cigars out. "I need to slow down." Placing one in my mouth just to have the same fate happen to it only with gold magic. "Goddamn it!"

"I need to tell the princess about this!"

"Can I get that back?" A purple flash took over the spot of the purple unicorn. "Ok I'll just get a new one." I still had the pack in my hand, placeing the brown cigar in my mouth looking for a lighter.

"What is this?" The greenish unicorn had my white bic lighter.

"At least let me show you." Snatching it from thin air I lit the cigar with it. "It makes fire thats all."

"Oohh." I place the lighter back in my pocket.

"Can I at least get a apple?" My stomach growld

"Howdy I'm Applejack." I only looked to the sky.

"Fuck, you. I didn't mean a horse named apple! WHY!?" I fell to my knees looking to the dirt. "I'm not even hungry."

"Is there sumtin wrong mister?" It was a female hick.

"At least its someting like my own kind." I stood up putting my cigar back in my mouth. "Names Casey." Turning and offering my hand to the horse.

"Uh." The tan horse stepped back in fear. She had a long blond mane with a red tie putting it in a pony tail, matching her well, tail. Her green eyes were wide and filled with fear, only making me smile.

"You have a hat!" The worn brown cowboy hat was what I needed. "What do you want for it?"

"Ain't fer sell."

"Damn it. Where can I get one?"

"That mare on the ground." She pointed to the sleeping unicorn.

"Do you fear me?" I looked at her wanting a honest answer.

"Ah won't lie, yea Ah do."

"Good." I turned faceing a large building in the center of the village. "Is that ya'lls town hall?" I got no answer. "I'll take that as a yep."

Walking the short walk was peaceful every pony was already hiding. No sounds, no ponys, just me and my cigar. Well was my cigar I stomped it out a little while ago.

"W-Welcome to Ponyville, I'm Mayor Mare."

"Casey" The brown horse was shaking like a leaf in a wind storm. "Can I ask why every one runs from me?"

"Well we have never seen your kind before." I cutted her off.

"Ah. Well I'm stuck here so get use to me." I stepped off the porch of the builing spotting a ginger bread house with a sign reading.

'SUGER CUBE CORNER'

"Well my blood suger is kinda low. Why not." The closer I got the better it smelled. "Can't smell hay or oats so hell yea!"

I opened the door with a bell saying some one stepped in. "How can I-I...." The orange horse behind the glass counter froze.

"Heller I'm Casey. Gota cupcake or something?" Pulling out my worn leather wallet to show two green dollars.

"That wo-would be 2 b-bits."

"What?" Looking back up I saw a simple vinilla cupcake with matching icining. "Umm. Is that the kinda money ya'll use?" All it did was shake its head. "Fuck." I walked out into the dirt street to be met with a large crowd of colorful ponys.

"Can I help ya'll?" They all backed up with a gasp. "Ok never mind." I sat down on the step to look at my cigar pack. Only had 3 left. "Thanks alot god." I sat my face in my hands.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle. Princess Celestia would like for me and the elements of harmany to take you to Canterlot."

"Hey!" I shot to my feet making her stumble back. "Wheres my cigarette?" I pointed my finger to her sqinting my eyes.

"HI!" I opened my eyes to be met with dirt. "I'M PINKIE PIE!"

"Dirt is not my first choice for food." Some how I was able to mumble to it. I rolled over to see a pink pony with cotton candy like mane with matching tail.

"Ohmygash! Igotathrowawelcomeparty! Causeyournewintown!" I guess its a her cause it was pink. But her words started to blend togather.

"Who is Celestia?" All the ponys gasped besides Pinkie who wouldn't shut up.

"Celestia is ruler of this land with her sister, Luna." The purple unicorn known as Twilight spoke up.

"I don't like this Celestia person but Luna sounds cool." The Pink pony ontop of me never stopped talking. "This is going to be a while." Laying back lighting a cigar in my mouth.

'Do it man.'

'What do you want?'

'Your hungry, and pony is pretty good.'

'Fuck off man. How come ya only there when I'm pissed?'

'Your off your meds man thats why.'

'Ok weres the otheres than?'

'Killed them.'

"FUCK YOU!"  All the ponys looked at me confused. "What ya'll looking at?" I sounded really pissed.

'Come on kill the pink on first.'

"NO!" I threw the pink horse off of me standing up. "Ok when do we get to meet with your god?"

"U-umm we can leave now." Twilight poofed off in purple dust.

"Good." I finished my cigar only to light another in its place. I sat back down pulling out my silver 357. It was just beautiful, Black plastic grips and a longer barral with vines inscribed into it. On the black grips read.

'Pain' on the left one and 'Lost' on the right one.

I flipped open the cilinder showing four rounds with two shells. Pulling out the two shells placing them on the dirt. The bronze shells reflected in the sun light. Slamming it shut putting it under my chin. "This all could be over right now." I pulled back the hammer, finger on the trigger. Taking a heavy hit off of the cigar ready to pull the trigger.

"Why would you kill your self?"

"Ain't that what you want?"

"I didn't give you a second chance to just kill your self."

"I won't find any happiness here anyways."

"How do you know?" Closing my eyes still talking out loud.

"I'm in a world with fucking colorful ponys, no humans. There is no love for me here."

"You can still love here Casey."

"Yea what if I want to have kids later in life?"

"They can help you with that but for now enjoy your self."

"What do you mean by that?"

"The ponys named Celestia and Luna are power full beings here. Show some respect and they maybe able to help you."

"HA! Every thing here fears me. Hell I'm death in these guys eyes."

"Because you are Casey. I'm giving you rifle of your choice and more ammo. Fight for the ponys and you will be happy, or you can kill them your pick."

"Fine make it a M24 with a good scope. If ya love me give me them iron sights to."

"You'll find it along with more cigars my friend."

"Friend?" Every thing went black.