Ch.1 Aladdin The Street Rat
Meanwhile, In the marketplace of Agrabah, Aladdin was trying to escape some Unicorn guards, and Razoul, the leader of the guards. "Come back, thief! I'm gonna use your head in my decorations!" Razoul yelled.
"All that for just this loaf of bread?" Aladdin said. Taking a risk, he quickly jumped off the building, sliding down the side and tumbling through other ponies clothes. One of the mares giggled at him.
"Getting into some trouble early, aren't we Aladdin?" She said.
"Trouble? Your not in trouble unless you get-"
"Gotcha!" The guards had gotten him with their spells, but Aladdins good monkey friend, Abu, had came just in time. The monkey shoved the turbans over all the guards faces, in which they lost their connection to the spell.
"Great timing Abu!" Aladdin said as he began to gallop off.
"Get him!" Razoul yelled, and the guards galloped off.
[Aladdin:] Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
( That's Everything! )
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that!
[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
[Crowd:] Who?
Oh its sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
He's become a a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em
[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
[Crowd:] Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!
[Aladdin:] Let's not be too hasty
[Lady:] Still I think he's rather tasty
[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
[Crowd:] Wrong!
[Aladdin:] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump
As fast as he could, Aladdin escaped the guards quickly, as the guards fell in a stallions cheap cow-poop.
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home
When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
Welcome to the city of Agrabah! This city has enchantment, and romance, and everything in such! But wait! Don't leave! Perhaps I can sell something to you. No? Are you sure? See.. I've got a can, I've got a..a magic lamp..See? If you like..its yours. But the only one to get it..is.."The Diamond in the roof".
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Jafar, The evil sorcerer, was searching through the desert for the path to the magic lamp. His evil partner, Iago, a parrot, was perched on the evil Alicorns shoulder. "Well, Jafar? Where the heck are WE going? Theres a freaking sandstorm, and I'm covered in sand!" The bird spat as he shook the sand out of feathers.
"Patience, Iago! We will get there soon. The Magic will lead us there. Evil magic!" The Alicorn said with an evil grin. He had hired a poor Stallion from the marketplace to go into the cave. Little did Jafar know, this poor Stallion was not the Diamond in the roof. As they quickened pace, the Evil magic swirled around in a spot, and sandstorm lion came out of the sand. It was giant, and the poor Stallion cowered before it.
"WHO DARES TO AWAKEN ME?!" The giant sandstorm lion roared.
"I do. I am Jafar. I have come seeking the magic lamp!" Jafar yelled, as he stomped his hooves to get more grip in the sand.
"TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP!" It roared again. Jafar shoved the Stallion forward, and he touched his hoof to the Lions mouth. "YOU ARE NOT THE DIAMOND IN THE ROOF!" It screeched. It slowly fell apart, the poor Stallion being eaten up by the piles of sand.
"WHAT A SURPRISE, JAFAR. I'm so un-surprised right now, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE A HEART-ATTACK." Iago yelled. Jafar shoved his hoof in Iagos beak to shut him up.
"Do not worry, Iago. We will find this Diamond in the Roof. We will." Jafar trotted away slowly, with Iago on his shoulder still. He knew he would find the Diamond in the roof. He just needed to look closer.
