Well, there's a reason they call me "OhGodWhy" Because I aim to write stuff that makes you say "Oh God...Why?" And today I got into my parents' booze, I'm half asleep and I'm bored, so this idea came to mind:

An average day in Equestria...But it's gonna be quite a day for these young colts, they're gonna get a chance to experience stallionhood by knocking up some hot mares.

Now of course, I'm not demented, there will be no foals, so no pound cake or anything like that. But yeah.

Yeah, this is supposed to be terrible...I wrote this stuff when I was half-asleep and drunk.

Note: I now have a co-writer for this project, my friend Kaminoyouni (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Kaminoyouni) So any chapters he writes will be labeled.

WARNING: If cartoon ponies having sex offends you, stop reading, if young colts having sex offends you, don't read.