Visitors from above

-Somewhere in Discord's disgustingly flashy fortress-

"Let us out you scum !" Yelled a rainbow maned pegasus. ... it's Rainbow Dash, in case you don't get it. In fact, 'scum' was the appropriate term, as Discord was now wearing a cap backwards and a hood. He walked towards her in the most relaxed manner a 12 years old rapper wannabe would, and raised a finger.

"You're sayin' that 'cos I'm black, huh ?" He said, sounding offended in the most ridiculous tone possible. Of course, nopony got the joke, and they just tilted their head to the side. "Incults !" Declared Discord, before vanishing into thin air.

This left the girls into their dark, horrible, filthy cell, and- wait, that's not my script ... ? Where can- oh, there it is. Ahem ... this left the girls into a disco room full of winged pigs and llamas with hats. "Alright," said Twilight, after assuring one of the llamas that the dead furless primate was, in fact, murdered by the other llama, standing near her. "Girls, we need to escape. The question is : how ?" No answer.

An awkward silence - if 60's disco can be considered silent - filled the room, until a loud bang was heared. In fact, a water splashing typhon had completely desintegrated a wall, and three stallions walked proudly through it. "Clunk likes this plan." Said ... Clunk, if I'm right, which I always am. They kept walking, until Froggy G stopped, making Lonestar bump into him, which subsequently made Clunk bump into Lonestar. "Why is frog stopping ?" Asked Clunk, who didn't even feel bumping into Lonestar.

Froggy G said nothing. Instead, he drew his water gun 3000 and pointed it to a wall. "Who dares ..." he said, aiming at the wall in front of him, charging a hundred shots. "PLAY SUCH LAME MUSIC IN MY PRESENCE, YO !" He then fired all hundred and one of his shots. Though water normally has trouble piercing through hardened steel, due to MY logic, which is better than yours, Einstein, three walls were immediately obliterated by such brute force.

The walls' dripping remains revealed a room full of dancing llamas, pigs, and six stunned mares. Actually, make it five, as Rainbow Dash was busy calculating how awesome this situation just got. A blur dashed through the crowd, which wasn't really caring, and dealt a BRAVE PUNCH to the disc jockey, ate the discs on the platines, then put his own on. Every ... pony ... THING in the room started dancing at the new beat, performing obscene moves I won't bother describing for the sake of 'everyone' rating.

In the middle of this chaos, Discord appeared, looking seriously pissed. "You wanna play it like that ? We'll play it like that !" He said, snapping his fingers, successfully de-spawning the platines and speakers. He snapped his fingers once again, and a giant screen appeared on the surface of a nearby wall. A human presentator appeared.

"EPIC RAP BATTLE OF EQUESTRIA !" Said the random guy. "DISCORD !" He said, pointing at the master of chaos, who already had sunglasses on for no reason at all. "VERSUS !" He shouted, this time pointing at Froggy G. "THE FROOOOOOOOOOOG !"

Meanwhile, the mane six stared at the beggining of a Celestia knows how boring rap battle. "Darling," said Rarity. " Aren't we here to escape ?"

Twilight stared at the remains of the wall ... to find that the wall was back. "Not yet. Besides, we need the elements to definitely stop Discord."

-Meanwhile, not so far away-

"Did you hear that ?" Asked Yuri. Leon and Voltar shook their head. "It's my stomach," he said. "And it asks for food."

Voltar sighed, and produced a banana out of nowhere. Yuri took it, and started peeling it, but when he was almost done, both the banana and his jaw dropped on the floor. The same happened to Leon. Voltar, knewing well the kind of things this meant, turned around, and spoke. "Guten Abend, princess."

"Salutations, Voltar." Said Celestia, turning to a wall. Her horn glew, and flames that would make Satan jealous erupted from it, incinerating four walls, revealing a room full of drunk llamas and pigs, Discord, and Froggy G, apparently in a poem duel, except less poetic. Celestia, Voltar, Leon and Yuri charged in.