And with that, Doctor Whooves and Malcolm set off on a tour, “To Sugar Cube Corner!”

Malcolm thought for a moment, “We were just there.”

Doc's cheeks went red with embarrassment, partly because at the particular moment that this happened, he was in the bisexual mindset, “My bad,” said the brown stallion, “lets go meet Derpy!”

A few minutes worth of walking, they found Derpy Hooves. Malcolm almost instantly noticed Derpy eyes, and questioned her, “Hey Derpy! I don't know you, but why do your eyes look funny?”

Derpy looked downwards, as if she suddenly felt sad. “Various reasons related to stuff stuff and other stuff related to stuff.”

“SO UM CAN YOU HOLD THIS BAG OF BLUE POOP FOR ME ITS MAGIC,” Malcolm then added, “BUT DON'T EAT IT THAT WOULD BE BAD.” He then handed it over to Derpy while he was looking away.

Doc decided to chime in, “I think we should go now,” and they walked places. Malcolm noticed a dark looking thing in some clouds and decided to fly up to see what it was. Then he had a bad feeling that something was going to destroy Equestria. Before Malcolm spoke of that, however, Malcolm noticed that the blue poop was gone, there was poop smothered around Derpys mouth, and that Derpys wings were replaced with a horn. “God damnit.”

Author's Note

Short one for introducing a new character, and getting the plot ready <3