The Malc Chronicles

Doc read about a dark orb when he traveled 1,000,000 years into the future. It was some sort of legend that far ahead of time. Apperently, this was the time the legend took place in, “We should probably ask around for some elder person about how to fight the Dargons of Blue Poop.”

Malcolm remembered instantly that he got here because of Blue Poop. Which furthermore means that maybe defeating the Dargons of Blue Poop, he would be able to go home. He decided to go to a big tree with a door at the base. The tree smelled of dog shit and cat piss.

When Malcolm entered, he saw an old pony. “Haha! You look rigid, like how my magic pen-is!”

“So, sir, do you know how we can fight the Dargons of Blue Poop?” Doc said, rolling his eyes at Malcolm.

“First, you must run into the Everfree Forest. Go to the temple, then grab the magic potion that smells like cat piss.”

Derpy replied, “Is it really cat piss?”

“Hush,”-Malcolm paused-”He is telling us the secret to everything.”

“Then, drink the potion. It will taste like cat piss. Once you have all drunk a 1/3 of it, you will get drunk. Fly out of the forest and go to Cloudsdale. There, you will find the Rainbow Factory. Once you enter the rainbow factory throw a bottle into the rainbow machine and run. Throw yourself onto Rainbows back and force her to take you to the mountain of Purple Poop. Here you will find the Poopish Brewing Guide. Don't mind the fact it looks purple. Brew yourself a teleportation potion and a beserk potion,”

“Okkkaaayyyyy,” said the whole group together, “but why do we need to get drunk?”

“Just to confuse you. Its funny watching pegasi getting drunk. And you would get all off course if you took that off the list of directions, so I wont tell you how to do it without getting drunk,”