They ran around in circles for about 30 minutes to see what was going to happen, but then Doc decided that they were just procrastinating.

Doc yelled for a little while (which could, indeed, be observed as more procrastinating) in order to get to get the crew back on track.

On their way to Cloudsdale, some interesting thing happened. First of all, Malcolm ran into Princess Twilight. She got really angry at him and yelled , “GO AWAY YOU FREAK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ALL THIS CRAP I WAS HOLDING!” Malcolm decided that twilight had an obsession with books because of this.

Derpy, Doc, and Malcolm also crashed into each other at one point, which I assume was a result of how drunk they were.

Luckily, they got to the Rainbow Factory in a “good enough” state. Derpys horn needed to be glued back on.

Just as they were about to throw the ~~ring~~ bottle into the rainbow machine, Pogo the Clown appeared. He said something along the lines of, “A wild Pogo appeared!”

Derpy, in complete panic, couldn't prevent herself from speaking. She ended up turning it into a boss battle. Instantly, she yelled, “Doctor Whooves, I choose you! Use Wig-Puller!”

Doc did just that, and it was super effective! Pogo had one hitpoint left. Doc, doing the same as Derpy, said “Malcolm, I choose you! Use dancer!” It was not super effective, but it worked. Pogo the Clown fell and turned to dust.

“Lets throw this bottle into the machine and run,” said Malcolm, being logical for once. They did so, and then jumped onto Rainbow Dash's back. “Rainbow, I demand that you take us to the Mountain of Purple Poop, ASAP.”

Author's Note

Pokemon, gonna catch 'em allllllllll