The Malc Chronicles

“Jerk,” said Doc, and then they left for the Everfree forest.

It was dark when they got there, and stuff happened. They stepped in some Poison Joke, which resulted in one of them farting fairly fast. Luckily Zecoras place was on the route. While they were visting her, they asked for directions to the temple which houses the cat piss potion.

They also encountered some monster thingies they could not described. Derpy just magic'd over them. Then they found the temple!

So they entered, and then they fell through the floor. Malcolm met the po-po again. “Hey there little pony, I came to kill you, in pony form!”

The same thing happened, except more hilarious. Derpy threw a rock at the po-po and Doc decided to jump on the po-po. Then I stabbed the po-po with my magical pen whilst stating, once again, “Woah! My pen-is magical!”

They then all ran through the temple, almost fell in lava, and then they saw the potion. It was sitting on a very amazing pedestal. It looked like gold, but more on the yellow piss-like color. It was covered in vines, and the light from above shone on it very dramatically.

Malcolm ran his hoof over it, and said, “Feels like piss. This must be it, Let us drink!” They drank, and then got drunk. It tasted like piss, felt like piss, and smelled like piss.

They then all said, “I feel funny,” in unison.