A Night to Remember

"Oh dear sweet Celestia I'm bored!" Twilight wined as she raised her front hooves above her head, seeing if stretching would help ease her suffering. It hadn't. She gazed upon the clock above her picture of the five best ponies she came to knew. Seeing their happy faces warmed her heart. Hearts warming eve was about two weeks away and she couldn't wait to cuddle with her marefriends next to the fire. Beaming from ear to ear, she began to think of all the cuddling she was about to do. The mere scent of Fluttershy's heavenly pink mane caused her to tremble with excitement. Something about bird poop and gofer vomit gave her the chills.

But what about her other friends? Applejack. The work happy, farm pony. AJ did provide her with the special sauce she so desperately needed. Her cider wasn't bad either. It also helped that she had very strong blacklegs from bucking so much. Whenever Twilight was stressed about being a librarian, or a alicorn princess with untold magical powers, she could always go to honest Applejack and ask her to give her a good swift kick to the plot. Somehow the pain in her rump made her feel better.

"Maybe it's time for another beating." She gently rubbed her backside, feeling a dull pain within her rump made her sigh with delight. There was also her friend, Rarity. She had been so generous with her dress making lately. She even made Twi some fashionable leg wear, just in case she wanted to "stay loose" during her visits with her brother.

"Hmm, I haven't seen Shinning in a awhile. Better make plans to go comfort him from his loneliness as soon as this holiday season is over." She remembered that his wife would be out for awhile tending to some royal nonsense with Princess Luna for a few more weeks. Twilight giggled quietly as she continued to recount what made her friends so special to her. Rainbow Dash, now that was a pony who really knew what she was doing when it came to flying, among other things. Though, being with Trixie caused her some uneasy feelings. Was it fear of the unknown? What if Dash liked rolling in the dirt with that sleazy show-pony more than her?

"Note to self: send Trixie to Uranus bound and gagged with a Ursa Major if things get too "messy". She then had a uncontrollable urge to throw up. But decided to hold it in for one special pony: Pinkie Pie. She liked that loco pink pony a lot, she thought Pinks did too. There was, however, a strange new fetish she had acquired ever-sense that one time with that one thing that happened on the train.

The Princess of the library couldn't quite recall what happened, just that she remembers Pinkie pie eating a whole cake in one bite. Then the strange thing happened: she puked in the royal bathroom sink. But that was not the weird thing, that came when Pinkie Pie started to worry about the mess she made to the marble wash basin. Using what she called her "Pinkie brain", she began to eat the slop, just like a little piggy. Ever sense, she craved what only the burning of the throat provided. Just thinking about it made her ill, but Twilight knew deep down, Pinkie was the pony for her. Shaking off that last memory, she quickly checked the clock again. Two minutes pass six. Feeling a hint of psycho creep in, she CALMLY called her trusty assistant to fill her in on her friends lateness.

"Spike! When were my "friends" supposed to get here?" Clearly she was annoyed, making a grinding sound as the word "friends" escaped her muzzle.

"Geez Twilight, calm down," As the small purple dragon entered the front room, he thought he could see fire in the lavender librarian's eyes.

"Calm down. CALM DOWN?!? I'm the very element of calm!" Moving her head in a familiar manner, she let out a low grunt. Spike could of sworn he heard something else come from her flank. Best just to ignore it like most of the things the purple, unstable alicorn did. But it wasn't her fault, Spike knew she was on her period and was a little drunk off of too much apple cider eggnog.

"For pony's sake Twilight, the party doesn't start until seven thirty."

Twilight's appearance suddenly changed. Instead of fire in her eyes, there was water. No longer in a aggressive stance from a minute ago, the gifted magical talking horse slumped to the ground. Slump. She then curled up in ball and silently cried.

"Oh my Celestia, this happens every bucking year. At least this time the tree house is still standing." Spike thought as he rubbed the space between his eyes. Seeing the pathetic heap of a all powerful being, he said the one thing no-pony should ever tell Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"You know, you could always read a book."

Twilight's head perked up like when a dog hears it's master say that they would finally feed him/her.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH, Spike, if you were a mare, I could just kiss you!!" She dashed towards a very frightened baby dragon, and gave him a hug that could rival the strength of Pinkie Pie and AJ combined. "OOOh, threesome! That will differently provide some good lessons on the magic of friendship." she thought, continuing to squeeze the life out her adopted brother.

"...Twilight...oxygen, brain...loosing feeling in neck..."

"Oops, sorry about that Spike." she giggled, then thought for amount before kissing him briefly on the lips and running out into the open air that Ponyville gave. From lose of oxygen, brain cells, and sheer shock, Spike killed over, gripping his chest with a smile on his face.

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As she flew towards the castle of Canterlot, Twilight couldn't help but feel absolute bliss in what she was about to do.

"A good book, that is just what I need to ease my boredom." she thought with a grin. Another thought came to mind: the reason she was going to Canterlot in the first place. While living in the tree-book-store thing she called a house, she remembered that she had read all of the books she had about ten times. Was she boring? Maybe. Anti-social? No, she had her filly toys to play with each time they came to visit. It was just this certain problem needed a certain solution: The Canterlot archives. She just hoped that she wouldn't get a F.U.I (flying under the influence...the influence of awesomeness!!!).

Making her way to the familiar setting to that one time where she did that one thing in order to do another thing with herself creating something. Was it a paradox? Nah, that only happens in Doctor Whooves books. Most likely it was something naughty. Yep, that had to be it.

"Hello sirs, I request to enter the domain of learning so that I may release my body of unwanted feelings of a personal nature." Saying that with such conviction almost startled those two poor fools. If they just told her to go away, hell won't be unleashed on Equestria, though maybe that would of happened if they didn't let her pass since she was: Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle, the adopted daughter/lover (they got that title mixed up a lot) of Princess sexy hot butt Celestia.

"Y-yes your highness, please enter." the shorter one replied, hoping not to urinate himself. He did. With a little chuckle, wink and head nod all at the same time, Twilight entered her home away from home.

"Is she high again or something?" The younger one asked. The other only replied with a subtle: eeyup.

"Finally, my wait is over!" Twilight squeaked loudly as she began to looking through all of these treasures, releasing her vomit she had kept in for so long.

"Buck, oh well." and with that the search began once more, and the beginning of a nightmare for all.

Author's Note

Im such a bad pony! more to come, i think...maybe, who knows. just thought i'd get this out here and see what others think.