The Real Adventures Of PonyVille

Just Promising!

The orange pony stared at the lavender pony. He sighed.

"Might as well..." The mysterious pony said. He jumped on her and she laid there on her back.

"Hey! Get off me!" Twilight shouted.

"No I'm not gonna hehe!" The pony said

"What are you...going to do to me? Kill me? Because if you are, I have a horn right here and I could do anything I want with you!" Twilight shouted at him.

"Oh. I'm not going to do that, Im going to rape you infront of the town, then choke you to death and kill you. Ha!" The mysterious pony said.

"No please... are you serious?" Twilight questioned.

"Of course not! You should see the look on your face! Its priceless! Its... Its... Oh my gosh AppleJack get over here now and see this!" BraeBurn said.

"Did you do i... OH MY NAME IN EQUESTRIA YOU DID! OH MY GOSH TWILIGHT YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! AppleJack shouted, laughing and rolling about.

" YOUR FACE IS PRICELESS! " BraeBurn shouted

"Yeah Yeah, wait, don't I reconize you from somewhere?" Twilight asked.

"This is BraeBurn! Remember, who gave us the tour?" AppleJack answered.

"Howdy Partner, that thing there was just a joke! I'm not... really into females... anyway I believe your name is Twilight Sparkle Right?" BraeBurn intoduced himself.

"Yes, I study for Princess Celestia, say... do you remember Rainbow Dash? Do you know were she lives?" Twilight asked.

"That Rainbow Pony? Yeah I do remember her! Don't know where she lives though." BraeBurn sighed.

"This is great. FlutterShy has a mear broken neck and I can't find anyone to get Spike." Twilight said.

"IYOU KNOW WHAT? I GIVE UP! SOMEHOW MY BEST FRIEND IS ENGAGED TO MY ASSISTANT, THEY HAVE A BABY. OWLICIOUS HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG. IVE ALSO LOST MY ASSISTANT! FLUTTERSHY IS NEARLY DEAD AND LOOK AT ME I GET JUMPED ON BY BRAEBURN, WHO SCARES ME AND MY FRIEND AND BRAEBURN TELLS ME ITS A JOKE! IVE HAD ENOUGH!" Twilight shouted.

"Woah there partner, your getting you're self in a mess there." Applejack tried to calm her down.

"I DONT CARE! INFACT, SEE EVERYONE I KNOW? THERE WON'T KNOW ME ANYMORE!" Twilight shouted and used her powers to vanish.

"Twilight?" Applejack said.

"Twilight!" Applejack shouted. She started crying.

"There was just one thing I wanted to tell her." Applejack said sobbing.

"Its ok Applejack. What was it anyway? BraeBurn said.

"I...I loved her." Applejack said still Sobbing.

"Oh... Its ok Applejack. She's proberly Somewhere in PonyVillie. We just need to find out where partner!" BraeBurn said.

"Hey... you're... you're right!" Applejack said to her good old friend.

"Well watcha waiting for partner?" BraeBurn said.