The Real Adventures Of PonyVille

I think we gotta problem!

David was eating a bag of chips with tomato sauce. He was walking home, nearly finishing the chips, he dug deep in to find the soggy vinegar one. Most people hated them but, he coulden't stand not eating them. When he finished them, he wrapped the paper that the chips were on into a ball. He then rolled it, hoping it hit the lamp post 50 meters away.

"Yeah!" David shouted. It hit the lamppost. David had a smile on his face. He spun around with his arm's out wide.

"Oi! David! Great goal back there! If it weren't for you those ones would of beaten us!" David's friend Cieran shouted.

"Thanks!" David shouted back.

He turned left, heading into his home, he went into his pocket and grabbed his keys, opened the door and stood in shock. The house was a mess. His Xbox games, his laptop was broken and every piece of paper had a hole in it. He quickly ran into the living room to see if his TV was ok. It was ok, so was his brodcaster. He smiled. Then remembered that he was in a wrecked home, belonging to him. He went upstairs.

"Where in the world am I?" A woman shouted. David looked around, he found a spare monitor he had just incase the laptop broke. He picked it up and went the the room he could hear it the most. He opened the door. Both people gasped and stood there. David fell to the floor with the monitor hitting his shin. When he woke up he found himself lieing on his bed with a plate holding a 4 triangular piece tuna sandwhich.

"Do you like tuna? I don't really know what that is." The woman said.

"How...How did you get here?" David asked.

"Long story short, I've been having trouble with my friends and I just can't handle it anymore." Twilight spoke.

"Well we gotta get you ba... wait! Lemme guess, you lost your assistant right?" David Spoke.

"Well what do you know! We have a mind reader! How do you know." Twilight asked. David didn't want to tell her that she was fictional.

"I am a human wizard!" David said he pointed to his scotland flag.

"That's the flag of wizardry!" David said. David isin't really David. He's me. Thats how he knew.

"Wait wait wait! There getting married and they had a baby called ThunderLight right?!" I said

"Wow you are a true wizard!" Twilight laughed.

"Here, try the tuna I bet you will like it!" I said. I got the plate and held it to her mouth, she put her mouth near it and bit it. She spat her toungue out as the Sandwhich fell out.

"Thats disgusting" Twilight said.

"Haha! I seem to be the only person I know that atcully like's that!" I spoke.

"Hey, since your a wizard, can you get me back to my home." Twilight said.

"Equestria?" I said. I knew I was faking the whole wizard thing, but she was believing it. I coulden't let her know this stuff.

"Yes!" She laughed.

"You do realise you haven't used that Horn in a while right? Just use that!" I said

"Oh yeah. Jeez I've been so distracted that I forget all about it." Twilight said, her horn started beeming. I waved at her. She just smiled. I wondered what this was untill she jumped on my back, then in a flash I found myself in equestria.

"Here we are!" Twilight said. AppleBloom walked by me, licking her lips. Then when she looked at me, she stood in shock. I went up to her, went on my knees and said.

"I know all of your secrets, don't worrie, there safe with me." AppleBloom nodded and ran off.

"What is she doing?" Twilight said. I just shrugged my shoulders.

"Oh gosh Twilight your here! And you brought somthing.. that is.. unknown to...ponys..." AppleJack said.

"This here is... um..."

"I'm David, I um... know everything that happens around here. I'm just a human." I laughed.

"Fine then partner, tell me two things about PonyVillie then." AppleJack challenged me. I walked over to her, went on my knees and whispered,

"Well I do know that you are in love with a certain lavender pony, and that a Rainbow fella has had a baby. If ya think I just guessed it, I can tell you its name." I whispered. I got off my knees and smiled. AppleJack laughed and grabbed me by the neck.

"Don't tell anyone about this, Or I'll tell ya, your gonna be in a lot of pain. AppleJack said.